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[[Image:Residentfalcon.gif|thumb|''[[Resident Evil 5|Resident Falcon]]'']]
[[Image:Residentfalcon.gif|thumb|''[[Resident Evil 5|Resident Falcon]]'']]
[[Image:Dongcopter Falcon Punch.gif|thumb|right|Captain Falcon saves [[Russia]] from the threat of [[Dongcopter|aerial phallic assault]].]]
[[Image:Dongcopter Falcon Punch.gif|frame|right|Captain Falcon saves [[Russia]] from the threat of [[Dongcopter|aerial phallic assault]].]]
[[Image:Falcon Punch Vagoo.gif|thumb|right|Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.]]
[[Image:Falcon Punch Vagoo.gif|frame|right|Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.]]
[[Image:FalconBalloon.jpg|thumb|right|[[Balloon Boy|HE'S IN THE ATTIC.]]]]
[[Image:FalconBalloon.jpg|thumb|right|[[Balloon Boy|HE'S IN THE ATTIC.]]]]
[[Image:GuidetteKO.gif|thumb|right|[[Guido|Jersey, PUNCH!]]]]
[[Image:GuidetteKO.gif|frame|right|[[Guido|Jersey, PUNCH!]]]]


A '''Falcon Punch''' can be carried out by any individual with sufficient [[Balls|testicular fortitude]], not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to [[abort]] a [[pregnancy|teen pregnancy]].
A '''Falcon Punch''' can be carried out by any individual with sufficient [[Balls|testicular fortitude]], not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to [[abort]] a [[pregnancy|teen pregnancy]].

Revision as of 02:53, 4 June 2011

Resident Falcon
Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.
Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.
HE'S IN THE ATTIC.
Jersey, PUNCH!

A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

How To Falcon Punch

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Falcon Punch even exsists in Ice Skating (even if it is a sport for fags)

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...

2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1

3. ????

4. PROFIT

Warning: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.

Example Videos

The Anime

Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick

Falcon Punching a Building

Ash Ketchum Version

Halo K.O.

Fallout Edition

Death Note Punch vs Kick

Lucas Getting Pwnched

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Falcon Gallery

  • Even the great adventurer Link can Falcon Punch.
    Even the great adventurer Link can Falcon Punch.
  • Gotta Punch Em All!
    Gotta Punch Em All!
  • Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails.
    Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails.
  • Falconmen
    Falconmen
  • HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST
    HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST
  • Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar.
    Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar.
  • OUR SAVIOR
    OUR SAVIOR
  • For great justice!
    For great justice!
  • Planned Parenthood approved!
    Planned Parenthood approved!
  • Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time.
    Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time.
  • TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about the end times.
    TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about the end times.
  • Literal version.
    Literal version.
  • Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.
    Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.

See Also

External Links

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