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'''Kazantzakis''', aka '''"Dan"''', was an ED [[sysop]] known mostly for his uncanny ability to [http://pastebin.com/gw40RQgf throw crybaby temper tantrums] and shut down [[EDF|the forums]] at the drop of a hat. It is a well known fact that he has doo doo in his soul.
'''Kazantzakis''', aka '''"Dan"''', was an ED [[sysop]] known mostly for his uncanny ability to write thousand word articles on shit which really has nothing to do with the internet or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] at all. Dan is also the only ED sysop living off a senior citizen pension, and is rumoured to be closing in on the ripe old age of 75. Dan is most commonly found chattering away on [[IRC]], and it is recommended that you [[CAPSLOCK|type just a little louder than usual]] when communicating with him (occasionally a bold font will suffice).




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==List of Kazantzakis Originals==
==List of Kazantzakis Originals==
*[[Bookz]]
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*[[1guy1jar]]
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -oooooo dan azariel kale_ toastmonster F_JUNK_DUMP mediacrat
*[[1guy1jar Interview]]
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -q dan
*[[Aaron Burr]]
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -aaa kale_ F_JUNK_DUMP mediacrat
*[[Abigail and Brittany Hensel]]
[18:55:48] * mediacrat sets mode: +o mediacrat
*[[Adam L. Goldstein]]
[18:55:48] * mediacrat sets mode: +a mediacrat
*[[Allison Stokke]]
[18:56:48] * mediacrat sets mode: -r
*[[Alyssa Bustamante]]
[18:56:48] * &mediacrat ([email protected]) has left #forum
*[[A Master Is Out]]
[18:56:55] * wit changes topic to 'RAEG�'
*[[AT&T Blocks 4chan]]
[18:57:11] <@F_JUNK_DUMP> Did you just dereg #forum ?
*[[aXXo]]
[18:57:24] * dan ([email protected]) has left #forum
*[[Balloon Boy]]
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*[[Bill Cosby]]
*[[Billy Martin]]
*[[BitTorrent]]
*[[Bug Chasers]]
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*[[Charlie Bit Me - Again!]]
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*[[Cloward Piven Strategy]]
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*[[Conspiracy Theory]]
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*[[Dan's Devil's Dictionary]]
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*[[Lead]]
*[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]]
*[[Look Around You]]
*[[Lotion Play]]
*[[Max Headroom]]
*[[The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building]]
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*[[Operation YouTube]]
*[[Orly Taitz]]
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*[[Paul Shirley]]
*[[Pear Chan]]
*[[Pyromaniac Guy]]
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*[[Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend]]
*[[Unemployment]]
*[[USASexGuide Forum]]
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Revision as of 19:42, 4 June 2011

What happens when you kick dan in IRC in jest
Dan gets his bottom hurt and takes away the forum again.

Kazantzakis, aka "Dan", was an ED sysop known mostly for his uncanny ability to throw crybaby temper tantrums and shut down the forums at the drop of a hat. It is a well known fact that he has doo doo in his soul.


List of Kazantzakis Originals

[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -oooooo dan azariel kale_ toastmonster F_JUNK_DUMP mediacrat
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -q dan
[18:55:48] * services.ohinternet.com sets mode: -aaa kale_ F_JUNK_DUMP mediacrat
[18:55:48] * mediacrat sets mode: +o mediacrat
[18:55:48] * mediacrat sets mode: +a mediacrat
[18:56:48] * mediacrat sets mode: -r
[18:56:48] * &mediacrat ([email protected]) has left #forum
[18:56:55] * wit changes topic to 'RAEG�'
[18:57:11] <@F_JUNK_DUMP> Did you just dereg #forum ?
[18:57:24] * dan ([email protected]) has left #forum

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