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'''Bitsytalk''' is | '''Bitsytalk''' is a [[Shit|shitty]] Pokemon forum populated by [[13-year old boys]] and lolcows who frequent Minichan. The site is known for its small population, hate of [[Anonymous]], and horrible fanfiction. | ||
[[File:1299534999531177.png|right|thumb|The typical response to a Bitsytalk thread on Minichan.]] | |||
It is divided into several "sub-boards", which makes it | It is divided into several "sub-boards", which makes it look like phpBB and ATBBS's horrible lovechild. | ||
=History= | =History= | ||
Bitsytalk was founded in the summer of 2010 when the Sysop, named Sgt Schizop | Bitsytalk was founded in the summer of 2010 when the Sysop, named Sgt Schizop [[Truth|who is really Kawaii]] thought, "Hey, I'm going to make a horrible forum with my own original software, which is clearly a rip-off!". This happened after the other forum he ran, Pokemoncardmaker, got [[Lulz|shut down by Nintendo for copyright infringement]]. Needless to say, all the members of the forum (about <del>30</del> 10) got [[butthurt]] and migrated to Shitsytalk. | ||
==The Chans== | ==The Chans== | ||
Early in | Early in it's creation, some of Minichan got together and trolled the shit out of Bitsytalk while pretending to be Kimmo. Much lulz were to be had by the site's, and especially Brobro's, rage generated from the trolling. This is what eventually sent Shitsytalk to "war" with Minichan and [[Tinychan]]. | ||
[[File:Brobro1.png|left|thumb|The post that started it all.]] | |||
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'''Leafingo''': A Darkrai-obsessed girl who contributes the other half of the site's | '''Leafingo''': A Darkrai-obsessed girl who contributes the other half of the site's shitty fanfiction. Supposed girlfriend of Phin, and has the highest post count on the site [http://bitsytalk.com/members/best (Fucking 17,000 posts!!!)]. | ||
==Oh Eeveen...== | ==Oh Eeveen...== | ||
Eeveen is one of the | Eeveen is a moderator of the shitty site and one of the funnest reasons to troll Bitsytalk, if not the funnest. Dare you say bad things about Bitsytalk on any fucking chan possible? EEVEEN'S THERE! To raeg at the [[Original Poster|OP]] and to "defend" his precious site, although everyone else there will tell him to stop feeding the trolls. And of course he never listens. He's also a fucking celebrity there which means he can do whatever he wants, like [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/3682/a-little-present-to-all#9655 here] ([[x y is x|fail troll is fail]]) and [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/4235/bitsytalk-forum-rules-all-new-members-read-before-posting here] (He created the rules without any other mod's consent or the sysop's). He's also given credit for [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/6396/pcms-last-stand trying to bring their other shitty site, PCM, back], along with a goderator named Silver. Seriously, [[wtf|goderator]]. He's also the only one to think that Bitsytalk is at war with Minichan and frequently plots to bring it down somehow. | ||
=How to Troll Them= | |||
Trolling Bitsytalk is ridiculously easy. All you have to do is one of these things: | |||
*Bash Pokemon | |||
*Post as Anonymous. | |||
*Argue with ''anyone''. | |||
*Criticize the site's color scheme. | |||
*Post ''anything'' negative about them on Minichan or Tinychan. | |||
*Talk about how Anontalk is so much better than them. | |||
*Bash Minecraft, Portal, Halo, Mario, Sonic, or Starcraft. | |||
*Argue with Phin. | |||
*Ask for the source. | |||
==Site Rules== | ==Site Rules== | ||
Bitsytalk has the strictest rules of any forum on the internet, [[ever]]. | |||
They include: | |||
*Absolutely no swearing | *Absolutely no swearing | ||
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*Censorship is neccesary | *Censorship is neccesary | ||
==Gallery Of Fail== | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:BROBROSTRIKESBACK!.png|HE STRIKES BACK! | |||
File:Brobro.png|Reaction time. | |||
File:BrobroDescription.png|What 95% of Minichan users think of Brobro. They're probably right. | |||
File:mod_raeg.png|MOD RAEG | |||
File:Whispeon.png|Attempt failed. | |||
File:Schizops_twisted_mind.png|A glimpse into Kawaii's twisted mind. | |||
File:TERRORIST.png|What passes for a legit ban on Bitsytalk. | |||
File:How_to_defeat_trolls.jpg|How they deal with trolls. Note the use of the word "fuck" which goes directly against rules #1 and #4. Interestingly, the guy who posted this ''didn't'' get b&. Mod corruption much? | |||
File:Krame.jpg|[[MOAR]] trolling. | |||
</gallery> | |||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Minichan BBS|Minichan]]----Bitsytalk's main trollers. | |||
*[[Asperger's Syndrome]]----About 70% of Bitsytalk's userbase suffers from this disease. | |||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
*[http://bitsytalk.com Bitsytalk] ---- The | *[http://bitsytalk.com Bitsytalk] ---- The hellhole itself. | ||
*[http://bitsytalk.chatango.com Bitsytalk Chat] ---- | *[http://bitsytalk.chatango.com Bitsytalk Chat] ---- Deader than ever. | ||
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Sites]] | [[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Sites]] | ||
Revision as of 02:10, 9 June 2011
| {{{company_logo}}} | |
| Type | BBS |
| Founded | ~August 2010 |
| Location | Fucking Arizona. |
| Key people | Sgt Schizop, Eeveen, Whispeon, Phineasking |
| Motto | {{{motto}}} |
| Industry | {{{industry}}} |
| Products | Fanfiction, butthurt, fail. |
| Website | Bitsytalk |
Bitsytalk is a shitty Pokemon forum populated by 13-year old boys and lolcows who frequent Minichan. The site is known for its small population, hate of Anonymous, and horrible fanfiction.
It is divided into several "sub-boards", which makes it look like phpBB and ATBBS's horrible lovechild.
History
Bitsytalk was founded in the summer of 2010 when the Sysop, named Sgt Schizop who is really Kawaii thought, "Hey, I'm going to make a horrible forum with my own original software, which is clearly a rip-off!". This happened after the other forum he ran, Pokemoncardmaker, got shut down by Nintendo for copyright infringement. Needless to say, all the members of the forum (about 30 10) got butthurt and migrated to Shitsytalk.
The Chans
Early in it's creation, some of Minichan got together and trolled the shit out of Bitsytalk while pretending to be Kimmo. Much lulz were to be had by the site's, and especially Brobro's, rage generated from the trolling. This is what eventually sent Shitsytalk to "war" with Minichan and Tinychan.
Notable Members
Sgt Schizop: The Sysop. Is really Kawaii, and frequents Minichan, often posting his comics that make fun of Kimmo or Anontalk. Not much else is known about him besides the fact that he probably lives in Kansas or Arizona.
Talons1337: An Australian who obsesses over nukes and Starcraft.
Oldman: A Total Drama and Dragon Ball Z fan. He often posts his crossover artwork, and contributes roughly half of the fan fiction on the site.
Phineasking ("Phin"): An Internet Tough Guy who pretends he's the boyfriend of one of the moderators. Has the most bans on the site by far. Yes, even more than Anonymous! Is currently inactive on the forums. Thought to be an aspie.
Leafingo: A Darkrai-obsessed girl who contributes the other half of the site's shitty fanfiction. Supposed girlfriend of Phin, and has the highest post count on the site (Fucking 17,000 posts!!!).
Oh Eeveen...
Eeveen is a moderator of the shitty site and one of the funnest reasons to troll Bitsytalk, if not the funnest. Dare you say bad things about Bitsytalk on any fucking chan possible? EEVEEN'S THERE! To raeg at the OP and to "defend" his precious site, although everyone else there will tell him to stop feeding the trolls. And of course he never listens. He's also a fucking celebrity there which means he can do whatever he wants, like here (fail troll is fail) and here (He created the rules without any other mod's consent or the sysop's). He's also given credit for trying to bring their other shitty site, PCM, back, along with a goderator named Silver. Seriously, goderator. He's also the only one to think that Bitsytalk is at war with Minichan and frequently plots to bring it down somehow.
How to Troll Them
Trolling Bitsytalk is ridiculously easy. All you have to do is one of these things:
- Bash Pokemon
- Post as Anonymous.
- Argue with anyone.
- Criticize the site's color scheme.
- Post anything negative about them on Minichan or Tinychan.
- Talk about how Anontalk is so much better than them.
- Bash Minecraft, Portal, Halo, Mario, Sonic, or Starcraft.
- Argue with Phin.
- Ask for the source.
Site Rules
Bitsytalk has the strictest rules of any forum on the internet, ever. They include:
- Absolutely no swearing
- No tripcodes
- Anonymous must be logged in to post
- Censorship is neccesary
Gallery Of Fail
-
HE STRIKES BACK! -
Reaction time. -
What 95% of Minichan users think of Brobro. They're probably right. -
MOD RAEG -
Attempt failed. -
A glimpse into Kawaii's twisted mind. -
What passes for a legit ban on Bitsytalk. -
How they deal with trolls. Note the use of the word "fuck" which goes directly against rules #1 and #4. Interestingly, the guy who posted this didn't get b&. Mod corruption much? -
MOAR trolling.
See Also
- Minichan----Bitsytalk's main trollers.
- Asperger's Syndrome----About 70% of Bitsytalk's userbase suffers from this disease.
Links
- Bitsytalk ---- The hellhole itself.
- Bitsytalk Chat ---- Deader than ever.