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[[File:mullet-1.jpg|thumb|A typical wearer of the mullet hairstyle.]]A [[H8|universally-loved]] hairstyle, the mullet is [[celebrity|famous]] for being "[[serious business|business]] in the front, [[PARTY HARD|party]] in the back," and [[douchebag]] all around. It is a favored hairstyle of [[faggots|80's rock stars]], [[rednecks]] and [[White_trash|hillbillies]]. Though worn mostly by [[KKK|men]], some [[lesbians|women]] choose to sport the hairstyle, as well. | |||
In [[Canada]] <s>and the Northern U.S., the mullet is also known as "[[Hockey]] hair," but [[shit no one cares about|nobody gives a fuck]]</s> [[Milk bags| MILK COMES IN BAGS OLOLOLOLOL]]. | |||
== History == | |||
The mullet started in the [[No_one_cares|6th Century]]. It was popularized in the [[United_States|US]] around the [[Vietnam_War|1960's]], when some [[Wales|welsh guy]] named Tom Jones (who was [[Asking_for_it|popular with the ladies]]) styled his hair this way. Then [[Fag|David Bowie]] wore one. That's when it started to [[Faggotry#Faggotry|become popular]] with [[Shitty_band|hair bands]] and [[Miley_Cyrus#Hannah_Montana|Billy Ray Cyrus]]. | The mullet started in the [[No_one_cares|6th Century]]. It was popularized in the [[United_States|US]] around the [[Vietnam_War|1960's]], when some [[Wales|welsh guy]] named Tom Jones (who was [[Asking_for_it|popular with the ladies]]) styled his hair this way. Then [[Fag|David Bowie]] wore one. That's when it started to [[Faggotry#Faggotry|become popular]] with [[Shitty_band|hair bands]] and [[Miley_Cyrus#Hannah_Montana|Billy Ray Cyrus]]. | ||
The [[Beastie_Boys|Beastie Boys]] wrote a song about it and that how it got the name "Mullet". | The [[Beastie_Boys|Beastie Boys]] wrote a song about it and that how it got the name "Mullet". | ||
A major misconception propagated by the [[jews|mass media]] of [[Last Thursday|yore]] is that the [[White_people|people]] who choose this hairstyle [[Attractive|look cool]]. In reality, though, it makes them look [[Conservative|uneducated]] and [[Faggot|silly]]. Not surprisingly, it remains popular in the [[confederate|American South]], [[USSR|Russia]], and other [[Europe|third world countries]]. | |||
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Revision as of 18:04, 10 June 2011
A universally-loved hairstyle, the mullet is famous for being "business in the front, party in the back," and douchebag all around. It is a favored hairstyle of 80's rock stars, rednecks and hillbillies. Though worn mostly by men, some women choose to sport the hairstyle, as well.
In Canada and the Northern U.S., the mullet is also known as "Hockey hair," but nobody gives a fuck MILK COMES IN BAGS OLOLOLOLOL.
History
The mullet started in the 6th Century. It was popularized in the US around the 1960's, when some welsh guy named Tom Jones (who was popular with the ladies) styled his hair this way. Then David Bowie wore one. That's when it started to become popular with hair bands and Billy Ray Cyrus. The Beastie Boys wrote a song about it and that how it got the name "Mullet".
A major misconception propagated by the mass media of yore is that the people who choose this hairstyle look cool. In reality, though, it makes them look uneducated and silly. Not surprisingly, it remains popular in the American South, Russia, and other third world countries.