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[[Image:Keyboardfuckyous.gif|thumb|The Model M works great for [[pwnage]].]] | [[Image:Keyboardfuckyous.gif|thumb|The Model M works great for [[pwnage]].]] | ||
[[Image:Model M patent.png|thumb|Cross section of the Model M key.]] | |||
The '''Model M keyboard''' is an input device built by [[IBM]], Lexmark, and Unicomp that will last for [[over 9000]] keystrokes. Many Model M keyboards come with removable keycaps which easily can be changed around to confuse a [[n00b]] [[fail|who doesn't know how to type]]. [[Fags | The '''Model M keyboard''' is an input device built by [[IBM]], Lexmark, and Unicomp that will last for [[over 9000]] keystrokes. Many Model M keyboards come with removable keycaps which easily can be changed around to confuse a [[n00b]] [[fail|who doesn't know how to type]]. [[Fags]] usually avoid these keyboards because they are not strong enough to press the keys, or are [[offended]] by the loud tactile feedback. [[Greenpeace|Greenfags]] in particular [[fail|protest]] the keyboard because of it's extra power draw, not realizing this is just because it is [[epic]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
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The Model M keyboard is a newer version of the Model F keyboard that was developed by [[IBM]] for [[Nazi| Nazi Germany]] that was used with the computers that kept track of the [[Jews]]. | The Model M keyboard is a newer version of the Model F keyboard that was developed by [[IBM]] for [[Nazi| Nazi Germany]] that was used with the computers that kept track of the [[Jews]]. | ||
During the First Gulf War, Model M keyboards were used as makeshift shields to deflect rocket propelled grenades back towards the enemy. | During the First Gulf War, Model M keyboards were used as makeshift shields to [[win|deflect]] rocket propelled grenades back towards the enemy. | ||
== Design == | |||
Model M Keyboards are built with micro version of steel reinforced concrete, with keys that contain live ammunition belts that fire internally as the keys are depressed. It is not known how many rounds of micro ammunition that the keyboards contain, but it is estimated to be far over 9000 as no one has ever managed to use it all up. The keyboards were also designed with a logic board that is said to be resistant to [[permaban]]. | |||
== External links == | |||
* [http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/08/12/29/1821252/The-Best-Keyboards-For-Every-Occasion|The Best Keyboards For Every Occasion] : This is what happens when you try to post an article about any other type of keyboard on /. | |||
* [http://shop.ebay.com/items/?_nkw=model+m+keyboard&_sacat=0&_fromfsb=&_trksid=m270.l1313&_odkw=model+m&_osacat=0] : Due to the [[Al_Gore|invention]] of the [[internet]], n00bs have realized that the Model M keyboards are worth something and don't throw them out in dumpsters where [[anonymous|oldfags]] can get them for free. [[butthurt|Damn you]] internet! | |||
{{List of ways to win at the internet}} | {{List of ways to win at the internet}} | ||
Revision as of 19:45, 10 June 2011
The Model M keyboard is an input device built by IBM, Lexmark, and Unicomp that will last for over 9000 keystrokes. Many Model M keyboards come with removable keycaps which easily can be changed around to confuse a n00b who doesn't know how to type. Fags usually avoid these keyboards because they are not strong enough to press the keys, or are offended by the loud tactile feedback. Greenfags in particular protest the keyboard because of it's extra power draw, not realizing this is just because it is epic.
History
The Model M keyboard is a newer version of the Model F keyboard that was developed by IBM for Nazi Germany that was used with the computers that kept track of the Jews.
During the First Gulf War, Model M keyboards were used as makeshift shields to deflect rocket propelled grenades back towards the enemy.
Design
Model M Keyboards are built with micro version of steel reinforced concrete, with keys that contain live ammunition belts that fire internally as the keys are depressed. It is not known how many rounds of micro ammunition that the keyboards contain, but it is estimated to be far over 9000 as no one has ever managed to use it all up. The keyboards were also designed with a logic board that is said to be resistant to permaban.
External links
- Best Keyboards For Every Occasion : This is what happens when you try to post an article about any other type of keyboard on /.
- [1] : Due to the invention of the internet, n00bs have realized that the Model M keyboards are worth something and don't throw them out in dumpsters where oldfags can get them for free. Damn you internet!