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'''''Jackass''''' is a [[television]] series about [[trolling IRL]] and shoving objects up one's ass. Mostly watched by upper-middle class white males [[lie|who are not homosexual]]. All the people who | '''''Jackass''''' is a [[television]] series about [[trolling IRL]] and shoving objects up one's ass. Mostly watched by upper-middle class white males [[lie|who are not homosexual]]. All the people who enjoy the show and its spinoffs are the type of [[idiots|wise souls]] who kindly aid the evolution of humanity by [[lol|removing themselves from the genepool]]. Sometimes, [[Whore|stars]] of the show will engage in this tradition by doing something hilarious like crashing into a tree while drunk after [http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/06/20/news/web_photos/062011_Ryan_Dunn_01112259--300x150.jpg posting pictures of you and your friends drinking.] Jackass is a prime example of how anything can be packaged and sold as long as those watching think it is [[Offended|edgy]]. | ||
It was created [[last Thursday]] when Johnny Cocksville sent some videos of himself [[Mr. Hands|down on the farm]] to a shitty skateboarding magazine which featured them in a gay flick. | It was created [[last Thursday]] when Johnny Cocksville sent some videos of himself [[Mr. Hands|down on the farm]] to a shitty skateboarding magazine which featured them in a gay flick. | ||
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==Duh Sequels== | ==Duh Sequels== | ||
When the dumbed down, [[fat|bovine]], easily amused, masses want more of something without worth or content, [[jews|Hollywood]] is happy to provide more of anything that trending well with [[you|consumers]]. True to form, ''Jackass'' was milked for all it's worth. The resulting sequels resulted in moar cock, anus and testicles, leading audiences to question if these movies are ways to show off their junk. | |||
== Plagues on Popular Culture== | == Plagues on Popular Culture== | ||
Revision as of 05:29, 21 June 2011
Jackass is a television series about trolling IRL and shoving objects up one's ass. Mostly watched by upper-middle class white males who are not homosexual. All the people who enjoy the show and its spinoffs are the type of wise souls who kindly aid the evolution of humanity by removing themselves from the genepool. Sometimes, stars of the show will engage in this tradition by doing something hilarious like crashing into a tree while drunk after posting pictures of you and your friends drinking. Jackass is a prime example of how anything can be packaged and sold as long as those watching think it is edgy.
It was created last Thursday when Johnny Cocksville sent some videos of himself down on the farm to a shitty skateboarding magazine which featured them in a gay flick.
TV Series
Being completely original and witty, MTV signed a bunch of fags to hurt themselves and terrorize the populous. Original episodes are famed for assholery involving simple, cheap stunts. In an early episode, they drop a leaking chemical tank in front of some negroes who in turn panic and sprint away in a lulzy fashion.
While it is true Jackass sold out the second MTV's balls touched their lips, most 13 year old boys have never seen the original seasons (or original Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons) and base judgments on present-day garbage.
The Movie
The fact that even one person watched this piece of shit is a blight on society.
After making enough cash the producers took it to the next step: a fuckin' movie. This turned out to be a stunt to suck ten bucks from the wallets of gullible parents and teenagers with bad spending habits; Jackass: The Movie was just the TV show on a movie reel.
Attendance increased when it was revealed there was nudity in it but millions were disappointed to find that this nudity was just Steve-O's ass and they were once again forced to search 'nudity' on Google Images.
Duh Sequels
When the dumbed down, bovine, easily amused, masses want more of something without worth or content, Hollywood is happy to provide more of anything that trending well with consumers. True to form, Jackass was milked for all it's worth. The resulting sequels resulted in moar cock, anus and testicles, leading audiences to question if these movies are ways to show off their junk.
Plagues on Popular Culture
- Watching Steve-O stick a hose in his ass and butt-funnel beer.
- Various other anal insertions, including Bam Margera
IRL Jackasses
Imitators come with some pretty lulzy results.
Ryan Dunn's last stunt
On June 20th 2011, Jackass member Ryan Dunn, in a fit of sheer stupidity tried to recreate the scene from the first Jackass movie where he got an xray after shoving a toy car up his ass. He decided the best way to do this would be to get completely shit faced and then drive his car into a tree at 110 MPH at 3 in the morning. As it turns out, shoving a toy car up your ass is a lot easier and less dangerous than shoving a real car up your ass.
See Also
- Teenage Kings of Werribee
- Shaycarl, the children's version
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