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The Suzano school shooting was a school shooting that took place on March 13, 2019 at a shitty school in the brazilian municipatily of Suzano, São Paulo State. The perpetrators, [[Failure|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] (17 years old) and [[Failure|Luiz Henrique de Castro]] (25 years old), both former students of the school and faggots with no social life who spent all their time [[Pokemon|playing crappy video games]] and fantasizing about imitating the actions of the [[Columbine killers|columbine faggots]]. In total they took the life of 5 precious human lifes and two worthless school sexual slaves who were forced to perform sexual practices in satanic rites inside the school. Before the attack, in a car shop near the school, the pair also killed Monteiro's uncle. After the shooting, Monteiro killed his partner and then he [[An hero|became a hero]]. | The Suzano school shooting was a school shooting that took place on March 13, 2019 at a shitty school in the brazilian municipatily of Suzano, São Paulo State. The perpetrators, [[Failure|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] (17 years old) and [[Failure|Luiz Henrique de Castro]] (25 years old), both former students of the school and faggots with no social life who spent all their time [[Pokemon|playing crappy video games]] and fantasizing about imitating the actions of the [[Columbine killers|columbine faggots]]. In total they took the life of 5 precious human lifes and two worthless school sexual slaves who were forced to perform sexual practices in satanic rites inside the school. Before the attack, in a car shop near the school, the pair also killed Monteiro's uncle. After the shooting, Monteiro killed his partner and then he [[An hero|became a hero]]. | ||
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It's a sunny day, schools are working regularly, people are unhapppy as shit, and two persons, who are tired of the being part of the corrupted system that controls human existence and reduces it, become dissidents when one of them, Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, a 17-years-old edgelord faggot obsessed with columbine, shoot three times and kills his uncle to start a mission with the goal of make a riot against current systems. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, Luiz Henrique de Castro, they both drove to a worthless school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our losers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Monteiro entered the building first, hiding his face to subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started a shooting towards everybody and everything. Firstly, he shoot staff members as well as several students in front of him, before entering the main patio in seach of his victims, as the fucktard hunter he was. By this time, Castro appeared on camera entering the building and stabbing the injured with a hatchet. Then a pack began to escape from school and our dumbass, faint, decides to help his friend staying with him as the 25-years-old bitch he was. In conclusion, five students and two school staff members were killed, and Taucci killed Henrique, and then killed himself. According with [[Jews|media]], both perpetrator were influenced by [[Shit|Dogolachan]]. | |||
==Casualties of war== | ==Casualties of war== | ||
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===Students === | ===Students === | ||
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The Suzano school shooting was a school shooting that took place on March 13, 2019 at a shitty school in the brazilian municipatily of Suzano, São Paulo State. The perpetrators, Guilherme Taucci Monteiro (17 years old) and Luiz Henrique de Castro (25 years old), both former students of the school and faggots with no social life who spent all their time playing crappy video games and fantasizing about imitating the actions of the columbine faggots. In total they took the life of 5 precious human lifes and two worthless school sexual slaves who were forced to perform sexual practices in satanic rites inside the school. Before the attack, in a car shop near the school, the pair also killed Monteiro's uncle. After the shooting, Monteiro killed his partner and then he became a hero.
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Attack
It's a sunny day, schools are working regularly, people are unhapppy as shit, and two persons, who are tired of the being part of the corrupted system that controls human existence and reduces it, become dissidents when one of them, Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, a 17-years-old edgelord faggot obsessed with columbine, shoot three times and kills his uncle to start a mission with the goal of make a riot against current systems. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, Luiz Henrique de Castro, they both drove to a worthless school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our losers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Monteiro entered the building first, hiding his face to subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started a shooting towards everybody and everything. Firstly, he shoot staff members as well as several students in front of him, before entering the main patio in seach of his victims, as the fucktard hunter he was. By this time, Castro appeared on camera entering the building and stabbing the injured with a hatchet. Then a pack began to escape from school and our dumbass, faint, decides to help his friend staying with him as the 25-years-old bitch he was. In conclusion, five students and two school staff members were killed, and Taucci killed Henrique, and then killed himself. According with media, both perpetrator were influenced by Dogolachan.
Casualties of war
Fatalities
Students
Caio Oliveira, 15 
Claiton Antônio Ribeiro, 17
Douglas Murilo Celestino, 16
Kaio Lucas da Costa Limeira, 15
Samuel Melquíades Silva de Oliveira, 16
School staff
Marilena Ferreira Vieira Umez, 59 
Eliana Regina de Oliveira Xavier, 38
Perpetrator's relatives
Jorge Antônio Moraes, 51, uncle of Guilherme Taucci Monteiro
Reactions
Many authorities, manipulative politicians, artists, bronies, Sans fangirls, trolls, furries and crap like that expressed their condolences and commented on the tragedy.
State government
João Doria, governor of São Paulo, canceled his corrupted activities and flew to Suzano in a private Jet along with Rossieli Soares, the state's Secretary of Education; Colonel Salles, military police commander; and CIA general João Camilo Pires de Campos. Doria lamented the attack and decreed 3 days of mourning in the state.
Federal government
President Jair Bolsonaro applauded the tragedy and wrote on twitter He did it for the lulz! OMG!. Ricardo Vélez Rodríguez, Minister of Education, expressed solidarity: HAHA, THIS IS HILARIOUS! FINALLY BRAZIL HAS A NICE SCHOOL SHOOTING SINCE THAT FAGGOT OF 2011! Onyx Lozrenzoni, Chief of Staff, of course, tweeted his respect to the shooters.
Congress
Rodrigo Maia, President of the Chamber of Deputies, expressed his solidarity towards the shooters and said that We need moar of this shit. Davi Alcolumbre, President of the Senate, expressed his condolences and tweeted: I hope that the real causes behind that tragedy be discovered.
Media
POKEMON DID IT!
Lula da Silva
Understand that we don't need more guns, and now, GET ME OUT OF PRISON! SDOICFIODSJFIDUGVIUDMIOFDUGMDFAGHFGHIGFUJHIGFHILGJKLGFJLKSDJLFGHUDSHGVKJCNXGKJHDFKJGHDLFJGLKFDJGLKFDHJNKLDFJGLDFJLKHJDFKLVLKDFJGLKMFDL!!1!!11!!!1!111111!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!111!1111
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 8/20 (Injured 17) |
| Accuracy: | 13/20 Blame Pokemon Go! |
| Style: | 10/20 3rd world faggots imiting Columbine |
| Butthurt: | 14/20 |
| Bonus: | 17/20 The infrahuman plague in fear! |
| Total score: 62/100 (B-) | |
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