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| [[Image:Joaquin_rapstar.jpg|thumb|Bringing sexy back!]] | | #REDIRECT[[weev]] |
| Joaquin Phoenix is a world famous movie star and brother of [[drugs|River Phoenix]]. Coming from a family of stars, Joaquin is admired by many and is a renowned career advice guru. He has recently made a switch over from his acting career to fulfill his dream of being a [[rapper]]. To sum it up:
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| {{quote|You had me fooled Joaquin. I told all my friends you were the next Eminem. I bought tickets to every show. I got beat up so many different times for playing your videos in public places. My girlfriend left me, but I never gave up on you. You were going to change the face of hip-hop, I told everyone. All for a movie no one watched. You've ruined my life!|A former fan}}
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| == Movies ==
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| Phoenix has stared in many [[shitty]] movies throughout his career. He is best known for his performance in [[hick|Walk The Line]]. Here is a full list of the [[feces|movies]] Phoenix has been in.
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| *Backwards: The Riddle of Dyslexia
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| *[[Rape|Kid's Don't Tell]]
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| *SpaceCamp
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| *Russkies
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| *Parenthood
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| *To Die For
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| *U Turn
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| *Inventing the Abbotts
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| *8mm
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| *Clay Pigeons
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| *Return to Paradise
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| *The Yards
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| *Quills
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| *Gladiator
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| *Buffalo Soldiers
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| *Signs
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| *[[lol|Brother Bear]]
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| *It's All About Love
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| *Ladder 49
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| *The Village
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| *[[nigger|Hotel Rwanda]]
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| *[[hick|Walk the Line]]
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| *Earthlings
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| *We Own the Night
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| *Reservation Road
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| *[[rape|Two Lovers]]
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| *[[Weev: Still Here]]
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| == Music ==
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| Disregard this. It isn't real. All fake.
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| <center><youtube>k3GyM0ss-TY</youtube></center>
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| {{Movies}}
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| {{Music}}
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Revision as of 13:58, 7 July 2011
