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Warning! ADF-Fuensalida's response to trolling and flaming is to REPORT ALL TROLLING, so take lots of screencaps or risk losing the lulz forever. His photos are also not for the faint of heart or those with easily queasy stomachs. |
A 25-year-old un-fabulous gender bending ASPIE Narutard with an no sense of fashion whatsoever, ADF-Fuensalida is a TARTlet who has a persecution complex to rival that of Teruchan. Like any good weeaboo with strong opinions, ADF likes to draw existing animu characters out of character as soapboxes for his political and LGBT stances. If anyone comments on his attention-whoring ways, he dismisses it loudly in his journal as Socialist/Republican/White Supremacist/Fundamenatlist Christian hate mail/flames/death threats and insists that McCain supporters and the GOP are after him. Keep dreaming, dumbass. He doesn't seem to grasp that his haters aren't anti-gay/anti-Hispanic/anti-Obama, they're just anti-HIM.
The "Artist" a.k.a. Felicia-hime
Felipe, or Felicia as he prefers to be addressed, has been a member of DevianTART for little over two years, but in that period of time has managed to crap out over 1,400 pieces of "art". Despite displaying a lack of anything that resembles skill or variety, he somehow has managed to acquire a gaggle of about 200 or so watchers. Another trait which differentiates Felicia-hime from other fucktards is that he/she is notorious for hiding comments quicker than a ninja. Either that, or he/she just sits at his/her computer and pounds the F5 key all day and all night.
Ko-chan High School
He dwells in the media of micro-tip pens, pencils, colored pencils, and Crayola/Roseart markers. Felicia-hime loves to draw gay porn, chick sex, OC animu schoolgirls, and cross dressed men. His current OC gay series, Ko-chan High School, will end by February 2009.
— Kourine, explaining her character, Kourine Narumi role in Ko-chan High School, 17 October 2007 |
Who is the creator of Kourine Narumi, tries to clarify during the interview that Ko-chan High School is a doujinshi series. Totally fan-made by ADF-Fuensalida and that she has no real role as to contribution to the series, other than permission to draw her various OC characters.
—Kourine, trying to make sense of Kourine Narumi yaoi paddle nonsense on Ko-chan High School, 17 October 2007 |
Ko-chan High School - Prototype for a Seme/Uke Apartheid Government?
Some people even believe that one of ADF's goals is to create a "new world order" where people are ruled at the end of a yaoi paddle, to set up an Apartheid system where people are classified by if their either seme or uke...and some have even made the outrageous claim that Ko-chan High School is an idealistic prototype of that said new world order.
— ADF-Fuensalida imaging his faggoted form of government. |
— ADF, talking about the enforcers of such Yaoi apartheid government. |
Also, ADF-Fuensalida, whenever he gets new watchers on his DevianTART account, he adds them into his journal under his DA Family, ranking them either Seme or Uke. This system of Yaoi/Yuri Designation started on 23 July 2008, just weeks before this article was first written.
— ZabuKawaii, starter of The Great Uke Intifada of 2008 , quoted on 28 October 2008 |
Relations and Conflicts with Kourine
For a gay effeminate male, ADF obsesses unhealthily over his IRL "friend", Kourine, who has shunned him upon realizing that he's just a pathetic attention-seeking whore who likes to think the world is against him. Being the go-getter he is, ADF made a few public arguments against her decision in his DA journal. His creepy obsession with Kourine extends well into his art, as well, where he draws Kourine's anime self involved in a lesbian relationship with various female characters, most notably Sakura from Naruto. Not only is he completely wrapped up in this character and several of Kourine's others, but he's also under the impression that other people on DA actually care that she pulled her own creations off the internet. Being a self-absorbed cunt, ADF immediately responded to the news with a petition. Additionally, it seems our deluded queen is now trying to BECOME Kourine as her name and other variations of it are on his list of names he wishes to be addressed by.
Kourine responded by Revoking permission for Felicia to draw her Original Characters . This permission for Felicia was granted from 20 September 2005 until 11 September 2008. During that said time frame, Kourine allowed ADF-Fuensalida to produce a total of nearly OVER NINE THOUSAND fanarts!
—Kourine, 11 September 2008 |
In defiance of Kourine's order, Felicia then got his Character Akihito pregnant with Kourine's male character, Canis. All in a clever attempt to hit Kourine up for Child Support!
— Felicia, threatening to take Kourine to Family Court if she fails to accept the faggoted Grandchildren, 10 October 2008 |
In a scant two months after Ariel Sagara's Birth. Kourine retaliated with a troll attack against ADF-Fuensalida shortly after Christmas on 28 December 2008. She organized members of Let's Play Forum to spam this message:
— Kourine, 28 December 2008 |
Politics
As stated earlier, he is a left-wing liberal who supports gay marriage, Barack Obama and everything else you associate with liberals. Except the part where he says every gay should riot and own a gun and shoot every single straight person in sight for not allowing gay marriage. The tub of lard's support was so strong that his favorite insult towards trolls was "McCain Supporter". However, several months after Obama became President, ADF decided to rage over the fact that Obama did nothing to help the homos get married. He seems to not realize that a President is not a fucking genie.
The fact that ADF is focused entirely on LGBT rights speaks much of how incredibly moronic a person he she it is. ADF has gone as far as comparing the passing of Proposition 8 in California to the apartheid government of South Africa. Some how not allowing fags to marry is equivalent to treating a population as second rate citizens. ADF has even claimed areas like San Fransisco and Los Angeles to be "gay homelands", when everybody knows that Key West, Florida is the gay homeland!
Australatina
In case you see this word pop up but have no idea what the hell it is, it's his make believe land whenever he feels down.
ADF's Thoughts on Anonymous
Recently our favourite glitterfag decided to do what any properly indignant target of ridicule eventually does, throw a highly misinformed tantrum in the form of a shitty picture. More fascinating than the unintentional self-referential humor regarding shit-for-brains is the blob's commentary on anonymous:
—Adf getting butthurt and failing to understand the definition of 'fascist' |
Quotable Princess Felicia
— Felicia, in a journal entry on DA, 12 June 2008 |
— Felicia, about his Sasuke emo-fag obsession, 29 April 2008 |
— Felicia, brandishing his yaoi paddle |
— ADF, calling the kettle black |
— ADF, being paranoid and self-important |
— Spacewhale ADF swimming in a galaxy of fail |
Canadian?
Sauces say that ADF is in fact NOT Canadian, as he would have the internets believe. According to the woman who shunned him, he lives in New Jersey:
Plus Phillip works at the Wawa at 6001 Harbison Avenue Philadelphia, PA 19135, which would be one hell of a fucking commute from Canadia.
DEVIANTART V7 IS TEH WORK OF NAZI HOMOPHOBES!!!11!!!@!121!!!eleven!!
Lateley, ADF has been having a BAWWWW fit because the newest version of devianTART forces TARTlets to specify their gender. He has stirred up massive amounts of drama over this, and made several pieces of "art" to protest the evil, neo-nazi DA admins, who MUST be the reincarnations of Joseph Stalin, since they obviously hate transgendered people.
He has even gone so far as to threaten legal action against deviantART over this gender box thing.
He has even told all his watchers to call their local attorney general, and bitch about how deviantART is being cruel to all the men who wish they were little girls!!! Several attorney generals across the U.S. are laughing their asses off and hanging up at this very minute.
Be sure to inform ADF that HE IS STILL A MAN, AND THEREFORE SHOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT.
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Why do you give a shit?
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He has time to sit around and make shit like this, but he can't even work up the balls to cut his off.
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ADF FOUNDED A LOOPHOLE BUT DA BALEETED IT!!!!! TT_TT
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Logic has no impact on ADF, he just ignores it.
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TR0LLHAMMEREN giving up on talking sense into ADF.
ADF-Fuensalida Cash
Hey deviantART admins,
My name is ADF-Fuensalida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life breeders who spend every second of their day creating updates that let you look at our gender. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever called yourself a girl 7 years before getting your sex change? I mean, I guess it's fun asking us what our real gender is because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than people finding out that I don't actually live in Canadia.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cosplayed as every single character from Naruto, and got an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica. What articles have you ever gotten, other than the "I'M SO AWESOME" page of your own blogs that no one reads. I also get straight F's, and have a fat faux-lesbian girlfriend (She just ate out my imaginary pussy; Shit was SO kawaii) You are all homophobes who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
ADF's Unstoppable "Phantom Gang"
When talking to certain people, ADF has been known to impersonate several different characters in an attempt to make himself seem more tough. These personas include Sakura, Sasuke and his OOC lesbian version of Kourine. These comments, however, only manage to make him seem even more of a pussy than he already is...
— ADF...I mean Sasuke calling out TARTlet ZabuKawaii. |
— ADF providing proof that he is, indeed, Sasuke |
— When name calling doesn't work the death threat is always a great failsafe. |
— ADF defending himself defending himself. |
— Because imaginary characters can make ED articles. |
— When impersonating an anime character doesn't work, enlist the help of a popular artist. It never fails! |
— Pulling a Chris Crocker. |
ADF, Austism and Austists
Like all the top deviants, ADF has asperger. His stamps suggest that he is not only a gay martyr, but persecuted asspie as well. Even stranger is that even though he preaches equality, he indentifies himself as a supporter of CWC trolling. This is somewhat ironic, as ADF is pretty much exacly what CWC would be if he wasn't closeted. These two autistic manchilds characterize trolls in completely opposite ways. For him 4chan is a right wing conspiracy for Chris it's a bunch of devil worshipping homos trying to drive him from the STRAIGHT PATH.
He has stated that the official reason why he hates Chris is that he is "the homophobic, racist, arrogant, perverted, autistic manchild that everyone loves to hate and hates to love". This is rather amusing, as ADF too is racistic, arrogant, perverted (50% of his stamps concern his fetishes, attempting to appear dark and edgy) autistic manchild. His only contribution to CWC trolling was an poorly drawn image he did only because he felt Chris had insulted Transformers with his shameless ripoffs, proving that he too is a manchild obsessed with toys.
As if this wasn't enough already, he has stated that he is a male lesbian. A gaybian.
Still Fighting The Air
ADF-Fuensalida, still thinking Kourine is on his case, posted a journal entry on Wed Sep. 2, 2009 pretending not to be butthurt that he "discovered" some personal addresses on a couple sites, including ED.
He goes on thinking "Kourine or someone on Kourine's behalf," posted this to get at him for all the stuff that's happened and has previously threatened legal issues even though he has no idea who had done this, or could have quite possibly done it himself in an attempt to cause more trouble.
He also decides to sneak his way out of it by stating that he is Domiciled in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, key wording Domiciled in an attempt to install that finding him is very hard, when clearly one look at his picture and it's hard not to miss him wandering the streets. He also adds that they are his previous home and work addresses and has since moved.
Also Note: He has made no attempt what so ever to remove the addresses.
Responses
- "Felicia is a fag." -Senator John McCain when asked his opinion of ADF in a Cheese Aisle at a Pennsylvania Supermarket
- "Feleesha ees a terrorist." -Osama Bin Laden
- "This guy a terrorizer? Well, if you say so..." -President George W. Bush
- "I wouldn't mind if particular gays like you were gassed." -President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad of Iran
- "Lolz. Epic fucking fail. Nothing wrong with promoting homosexuality/hating Bush/etc, but there's no need to be such a FAG about it. GTFO my internets, weeaboo." -Pat Robertson, from CBN's The 700 Club
- "Holy fuck is this page still here? I thought it would have been taken down in order to save humanity." -Bill O'Reilly, FOX News Channel
- "Man the harpoons!" -Reverend Fred Phelps, The Westboro Baptist Church
- "Even though I don't mind McCain dying in a plane crash, your very existence offends me in politics and art." -Bob Ross
- " I don't accept his endorsement." -Baraka Obama
- "God hates faggots." -Shirley Phelps
- "Not in ADF's magical world of rainbows. In there Naruto is american, Suigetsu has green hair, Sasuke Sakura jump to any innocent aspie's need and beatings on a regular bases are tolorated if not craved by the masses by the he-she that rules over them all with an iron paddle!" - ZabuKawaii, 6 October 2008
- "Your art work is a hate crime against the human form."-Sean Hannity, FOX News
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Trivia
- For his username, the "ADF" in ADF-Fuensalida is an acronym for the "Australatina Defense Forces" , the military force of his make-believe land.
- ADF-Fuensalida doesn't leik mudkip.
- ADF-Fuensalida is a flaming homosexual.
- ADF claims he has had a girlfriend, when he clearly displays that he is a flaming homosexual.
- ADF is actually a
TransvestiteTransgenderTRANSSEXUAL!!!one!on - ADF has over 9000 Markers!
- ADF doesn't like it when people critique his cosplay even if it's just them pointing out that Itachi doesn't have a neckbeard.
- ADF supports fags as well as those who persecute, oppress, and execute fags. (Ready? Set. Conflict of interest!)
- ADF-Fuensalida is a pedophile, he faves a lot of underage Naruto cosplayers on his devianTART and YouTube accounts!
- Has reportedly had four previous DA accounts before his current one, some of which still active. These are : http://bush-haters-unite.deviantart.com/, http://kochan-high-school.deviantart.com/, http://wawahaters.deviantart.com/, and http://hra-geosurvey.deviantart.com/ of which he claims to be from Japan.
- ADF is notorious for "Invisible Yaoi Paddlings" or IYP's on his DA comments.
- ADF lieks Roast Beef.
- Hates the company he works for and has called it "a burger filping place and they dont sell burgers"
- ADF has no fashion sense. Really, what kind of gay guy has no fashion sense? As a matter of fact, what gay guy looks like he's wearing the same type of clothes everyday?
- Currently lives a few blocks from his work, his house is at: 4310 E Cheltenham Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19124 and his job is at 6001 Harbison Avenue Philadelphia, PA 19135
- ADF is a taxi driver's worst nightmare.
- ADF killed drag and bondage for millions! Way to go!
- ADF won the Nobel Prize, and set anthropologists the world over straight by proving that Inuit, Dravidian, and Native Americans are in fact Latino!
- ADF Hates Teruchan because that TARTLET will not draw yaoi!
- ADF thinks that since Chris-chan is a bigger failure than he is, he thinks it's okay to kick him down.
- ADF is a Socialist. Look on his page.
- ADF constantly vandalizes this page. Do something about it.
- ADF believes that saying you're a girl makes you one and converting to Judaism makes you an ethnic joo.
ADF's "Art"
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How did Obama get so fat?
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Someone failed biology
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ADF attacks a poor innocent bystander
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Someone failed biology pt 2
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ADF brings fresh new views to American politics.
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Mysteriously vanished from his dA and y! accounts. PROTIP: This is considered a death threat and Freedom of Speech doesn't protect those.
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ADF is a fucking bondage freak!
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Chris Crocker much?
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DO NOT WANT.
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A rare picture of ADF NOT IN FAG DRAG!
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Felicia-hime's current devianTART Avatar -- GAY!
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The truth is out!
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ADF Racist? 'Coarse not!
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Not butthurt at all.Lol, deleted. -
ADF also traces off of ZabuKawaii.
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ADF is not above stealing from superior artists
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The copyfail continues, this time one of many from RavenScarlett.
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ADF shows his "friends" he cares... by copying and bastardizing their art.
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The one time he bothered noting a reference.
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Original by gemiange. He liked this one so much he did it twice.
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He even copies his own work.
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ADF knows how you should critique
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Someone violates ADF's fake "Copyright"
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Someone tries way too hard
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From Kourine herself.
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Just hide and report!
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That's one way to put it...
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Someone failed anthropology AND embarrassed another dragfag!
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When you see it, you'll shit bricks (from laughing too hard)
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ADF in his delusional fantasies of a mindless slave
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Take note the irony of the fact that he drew an axe covered with sticks, a symbol of Fascism
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PWN3D!!
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ADF supports Freedom of Speech as long as it's convenient to him.
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Dude...what?
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ADF is a terrorizer.
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Thou shalt not insult me for I am SASUKE!
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And we thought he couldn't get anymore gayer than the Sas-gay cosplay. Is the person by him Minxy?
Fanart by and of ZabuKawaii (with a side order of Lemonice)
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ADF embarrasses other traps.
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Kourine Narumi fanart by ZabuKawaii.
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ZabuKawaii could not stand ADF's paddlings via Kourine Narumi.
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Go Zabuza!
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JUST SAY NO TO PADDLES!
Fanart by others
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500 hours in MS Paint
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he thinks there are no combs in Konoha
See Also
- For ADF's polar, yet equally fail opposite, see Xiao-Feng-Fury
- Chris-Chan Another extreme failure at everything. The only one capable of failing only slightly more than Adf-fuensalida.
- Narutard
- Retard
- Fat
- Emo
- Vegetarian
External Links
- Template:Youtube2 Account Closed.
- http://www.youtube.com/user/ADFSasukeEvolution Another youtube account . . .
- ADF-Fuensalida on DeviantART Deactivated, new account: verganza-de-sasuke on DeviantART
- ADF-Fuensalida on y!Gallery
- His road signs account that he's now using as a Sasuke roleplay account to fight his battles
- ADF's anti-Bush club on dA
- More paranoia in the form of an anti-Wawa club.
- YET ANOTHER ACCOUNT. This one exists apparently to allow access to the retarded icon as a plz account. Fucking Naruto. Note the inclusion of his own goddamn "art" in this account's favorites.
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