Moot

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Moot addressing the masses of 4chan.

moot (AKA m00t, m00tle, m♥♥t, Doug, mοοt !Εр8рui8Vw2 ­## Αdmіn and (the) faggot, "real" name Christopher Poole (aka Chris Poole) or Robert Goin or Rick Benson), is a completely respectable human being who, after turning into a swan and raping the maiden Internets, conceived 4chan. It offers free porn of multitudinous varieties, but, like a pay-per-view phoenix, dies every new moon and must be resurrected by shedding the blood of a donator.

Moot then takes this money and flees to Cancun, Mexico; also known as Mootxico. He has prepared for this by graduating from grade school with a degree in Mexican studies. All the while spreading a deadly concoction of diabetes, cancer, AIDS, and epic fail which combined to form swine flu.

In addition, his life goal is to be the little girl.

Lately his popularity has changed due to him becoming an awkward fucktard who thinks he is an Internets celebrity, making 4chan his own personal army and make anonymous look like dangerous HACKERS ON STEROIDS.

Moot, the supreme overlord of the Internet that he is, is responsible for /b/-day in which the pedophiles of 4chan were exiled from the land of milk and honey known as /b/, and cast out into the cesspool known as Anontalk.com. Unfortunately the wrath of Moot was indiscriminate, as his banhammer of massive girth fell too hard on too broad a landscape, so as a result unsuspecting /b/tards who were not to blame for any illegal content posted on 4chan were also banished from /b/ resulting in a massive rebellion against Lord Moot. More information can be found on the /b/-day page.

However, in December 07, moot's castle of hentai, AIDS, and cat macros was taken from him, forcing him to live as just another gay person on the internet for a few days.

Lately however, Moot is back from Mootxico after his soup-binge and homo erotic adventures. But, does he have any IRL friends? NO?! OMFG ARE YOU SURPRISED! Did you learn anything from the above? Moot likes to take credit for starting Anonymous, but it was actually Shii who started it on his own imageboard and then convinced moot to implement it on 4chan's /b/. [1]

Moot's tripcode is #faggot, if for some reason you didn't know. Also a permaban if you try to use it, so don't do it DO IT FAGGOT

Did you know that even though moot almost never answers his emails, he saves every email that he gets forever?

As of late he has been fagging up r9k with his sticky threads; the most recent claiming to have a girlfriend, however this is a lie, because as we all know: moot is a faggot (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Retirement (copypasta)

Will it come true?

Killed by his own weapon

So I know moot, we went to high school together and my little brother just about worships the guy and spends way too much time on 4chan. I was never into anime, because I am not a gigantic faggot, and i never really looked at 4chan except for /ck/, but anyway last night i called moot because my brother wanted to know wtf was up and moot said we should come over to his parents house (he has a swanky apartment near the servers in downtown Dallas, but its not very big. Great building, though). So i got my little brother and a couple six packs of lone star and some kirins and went over. There was maybe a dozen people over and when we came in, moot who was drinking soup, told us 4chan was over and he wanted it to out like it started, without much fanfare. He said that he'd banked enough money from it (almost three million after taxes he said) and after the latest terrorist scare of 4chan origin this week he was afraid that he'd lose it to government fines or lawyers somehow and that he enough money for the rest of his life now anyway. Then he went on about how since 4chan got so big he didn't have any time to have fun, but he didn't want to sell it and see his creation turned into corporate crap, so he just pulled the plug (he was a huge nirvana fan in high school, so at least he didn't suck on a twelve gauge) before it got completely out of control. Then he talked to my brother about anime for like an hour. Apparently, he was trying to get brought up to speed after missing out for a couple years. He said he is considering moving to Japan and writing or producing anime designed for western audiences and the 4chan servers will be auctioned at the beginning of next year and maybe the domain as well. My little brother was trying to show off or some shit and pounded one too many and puked on the kitchen floor so i threw him in the car and went home. Anyway, I thought you would want to know about this, so here it is. TL;DR

IRL name

moot on a roof. (in Cambridge)

Anonymous, with their desire to hunt down moot for his cock, found out that he was raised in Springfield, Illinois. At first, it was assumed that moot's name was Richard Goin, based off a Google search, since Google always tells the truth. However, further investigation into the camwhoring of his friends shows that moot's first name is actually Robert, and that his friends are in fact closeted furries.

Further research has revealed that Richard Robert Goins is not in fact moot's real name, but it is his porn name. In porn, moot for unknown reasons always wears his baseball cap. It is his signature style no other adult film star has had before. moot currently resides in Cambridge, Massachusetts (see image on top right).

Anonymous hunting down moot. Last name: Goins

moot as Rob. Look at that fag making eggs.

Impersonation

One goes through extra moot impersonation effort with making the moot mask!

The only true Moot.

moot actually delivers for once in his faggy life (Nice YTMND shirt, nerd). (is fake moot though)

Since 4chan began until early 2009, 4chan had no rule against moot impersonation and on /b/ it clearly was allowed by the rules. Eventually moot noticed this, although he'd always ban for it. The other moderators never have and never will ban for it--all bans for this are from moot and they're only for moot impersonation, never W.T. Snacks impersonation.

moot is a pretty laid back guy, but when someone impersonates him, he becomes insanely furious. Why? Nobody knows. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and yet moot gets just as enraged over moot impersonation as Chris-chan‎ and The Real Chris Chan‎ get over Chris-chan impersonation.

Originally, moot impersonation was as easy as this:

But over time moot has been working to stop it. Techniques still exist but whenever they're posted on ED, moot quickly blocks them due to the flood of newfags not knowing when to and when not to use them.

hipster moot is serious buisness.

The mystery of his sexual preference

That's right, the guy who owns 4chan is a fag.

This is a real quote.

Question is: is moot homosexual or bisexual?

The answer remains a mystery because moot has never replied to this. Nonetheless, moot occasionally tries to solicit dates on 4chan with hilarious consequences when people guess his sexual preference wrong.

/page. And as you can see, moot always has his hat on when doing porn.

People get gay for his pronunciations.

moot giving you the message.

moot lays down the law to an unsuspecting camwhore.

moot lays the fuckdown.

Moot is well known as a homosexual:

• He often will kiss other men.
• He says he wants to be the little girl.
• He crossdresses, usually sexually in crotchless outfits.
• Even when he doesn't crossdress, he wears lots of pink and he wears women's makeup that at the very least makes his checks extra rosy.
• He repeatedly bans female camwhores saying he doesn't care and when a male hits on moot, moot replies back eagerly and then stickies the post.
• He says he wants to be the little girl.
• He is seen in photos hanging around with hot girls and not showing any sign of attraction to them.
• He is too well groomed for a straight man.
• He says he wants to be the little girl.
• And then of course there's his tripcode...

moot, though, is the only man in existence who can pull off being both cool and a #faggot at the same time.

LOL J/K HE'S STRAIGHT

This is how Allyson got to be a mod too.

Summer '08

My father...was Moot...

These days moot is seen a lot more on 4chan, sticking every thread he posts in on /b/ and /r9k/ and leaving it there for days for all to be blessed by his presence. He has also been spotted updating the news page and asking people to read it and occasionally showing up in the weekly Midnight Snacks threads on /r9k/ and banning anyone who says anything about his past with Snacks. Moot recently trolled 4chan, especially /b/, by giving an interview in the Wall Street Journal about 4chan where he released his real name, and later stating on 4chan that "Christopher Poole" was just an act of trolling.

Many /b/tards with half a brain were able to see this for what it was, a lame-assed attempt to cover his tracks, as moot would not lie to the Wall Street Journal. For moot, as a wannabe camwhore, would not want to piss off a reporter and jeopardize future interviews. The result is that he will be promptly SWATted just like Kirtaner was. This is expected to result in a surge of newfags on the site, much to the dismay of many /b/tards.

Time Magazine article
Wall Street Journal article
moot's testimony in the Sarah Palin email hacking case.

m00t "raves" with some newfags     “   Damnit Tom, give him the glowstick!   „

	“	What the fuck is wrong with you?	„
	—Truth

Epic raid

On November 9th, 2008, moot posted a number of threads pretty much showing how much of a camwhore he is, so /b/tards took initiative and began posting numerous threads similar to moot's, only to receive the banhammer, but was pretty funny while it lasted. For some reason people kept thinking these trolls were moot and were subsequently trolled themselves. Below is an example of this:

Fake moot. Notice the name and tripcode.

moot 2009

Poole's Closed

The jobhunt's hit a snag.

Moot is back for 2009, bitches! Let the b&ing begin!1!!!!1!!1one!!1 fucking trolled idiot, you get banned in the post body, NOT the subject line

On February 17th, 2009, moot found himself gracing the front page of the style/culture section of the The Washington Post. Drawing on his appearance at ROFL Thing this year, the article is basically the same as the Time Magazine article published last year, apart from the revelation that despite the growing publicity the internet's "master of memes" has received in the last year and a half and the lucrative ad revenues he's been pulling in due to 4chan's ever-growing popularity, he's been unable to secure a job IRL, still living with his mom, and 20k in debt. TL;DR: moot is in for tough times, where did it all go?.

• Washington Post article - "His real name is Christopher Poole."

On the bright side for mootle, Time Magazine has decided to suck his muddy cock even more, and included him on the voting list of Time`s 100 Most Influential People. Wait, what?

As of April 27th Moot IS Time Magazine's World's Most Influential person. A Time Magazine editor had this to say, "I know it was rigged but he just would not stop offering to suck my cock. So, I finally let him and JESUS CHRIST, shit was so cash. Why do you think he won by such a wide margin?" I wonder if he got the stains out?

2012 Election Nominee

Troll the vote is up comingcampaign started on 4chan. As of 2012 moot will be 25, which is the age where he is a legal candidate for the house of Representatives.

Fap material

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  You would be wise to do what mother says, /b/.
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  The great thing about being Moot isn't laughing at all of your failures, it's showing everyone online that he did.
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  What the fuck?
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  Conspiring with the enemy...
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  Gotta liek them.
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  When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
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  Yes, moot has cat ears even in real life.
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  He can be a little girl?
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  Moot fanart.
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  November 30, 2008: Time to make up your mind, moot-groupies.
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  His new boyfriend, a hugely endowed black man.
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  yup
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  Somehow he's still broke.
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  oh shi-
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  He will b& you if you call him butthurt, foo.
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  Proof Moot is hoarding his Jew gold.
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  moot admits to being a faggot.
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  Moar proof moot is hard gay, totally not a moot impersonator.
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  Moot is looking totally straight in this pic, not gay at all.
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  Moot, attempting to hide his identity with makeup and colored contacts. We know that jawline and that mouth, Moot!
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  brb, soup.
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  Moot and Thuzdian loving on ED tshirts from http://www.lollershop.com/
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  Epilepsy someone?
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  Following no one?

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Threads

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• 28104324: for good (dirty) times, make it chinatown times
• 22972938: moot admits to letting /b/ kill itself
• 22962179: moot fanmail
• 21987589: make jenn a mod?
• 53239173: moot doesn't tip

Please Read

Sauce of That fucking cat

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By invisibro, a 4chan moderator who lives in Brooklyn and is moot's personal friend (Like all the rest of moot's 21 moderators).

See also

Moot's Mugshot

• Moot is Olev
• Mark Zuckerberg
• Doink Doink
• Meximoot
• I hope nobody has hacked the stream
• Oh, for fuck's sake.
• brb, soup
• brb, compromised
• blow jays
• Snacks

External Links

• Chris "moot" Poole's Facebook
• THE_REAL_MOOT
• moot and faggot IRL friends
• moot Worship
• moot's Facebook
• Digg for Moot on the Lol Street Journal
• Rapidshit for m00t in drag
• Click to email Moot
• Moot's Influential People article in Time Magazine (Written by Rick Astley himself)
• m00t is interviewed alongside ED regulars by New York Time's Mattathias Schwartz
• Somebody finally gets the Christopher Poole troll.

Vids

• moot acting like a faggot
• Snacks:"Why does your website suck?"
• Moot at the Berkman Center wat

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