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Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained by the same crew he had beaten with a hammer and survived his attempt.
Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained by the same flight crew he had beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].


== How to High Score ==
== How to High Score ==

Revision as of 13:06, 23 July 2011

   
“ 		 
Maybe I should have killed four or five hundred people. Then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like I really offered society something.
  		„
  		 

—Charles Manson

BREAKING NEWS:

Newest leader in the highscore, Anders Behring Breivik with over 90 kills is he the new global supreme leader.

FPS, Single Player

RANK W-RANK* E-RANK** PLAYER KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 2 (68.7) 8 (62%) Woo Bum-kon 57 35 Y 1982
2 3 (42) 6 (62.5%) Martin Bryant 35 21 N 1996
3 4 (40.3) 9 (56.1%) Cho Seung-Hui 32 25 Y 2007
4 6 (31) 1 (91%) Mutsuo Toi 30 3 Y 1938
5 1 (70.7) 20 (18.8%) Baruch Goldstein 29 125 N 1994
6 5 (36.3) 16 (36.5%) Tian Mingjian 23 40+ N 1994
7 7 (29.7) 10 (53.5%) George Hennard 23 20 Y 1991
8 8 (27.3) 11 (52.5%) James Huberty 21 19 N 1984
9 9 (27.3) 17 (35.4%) Charles Whitman 17 31 N 1966
10 11 (22) 13 (51.1%) Thomas Hamilton 17 15 Y 1996
11 12 (21) 12 (51.6%) Michael Ryan 16 15 Y 1987
12 15 (18.3) 5 (69.6%) Robert Steinhäuser 16 7 Y 2002
13 16 (18) 7 (62.5%) Tim Kretschmer 15 9 Y 2009
14 14 (18.7) 14 (50%) Marc Lépine 14 14 Y 1989
15 17 (16) 4 (70%) Patrick Sherrill 14 6 Y 1986
16 10 (23) 19 (30.2%) Nidal Malik Hasan 13 30 N 2009
17 19 (14.3) 3 (76.5%) Jiverly Wong 13 4 Y 2009
18 20 (14) 2 (81.3%) David Gray 13 3 N 1990
19 13 (20.3) 18 (32.4%) Derrick Bird 12 25 Y 2010
20 18 (16.3) 15 (48%) Mark Barton 12 13 Y 1999

*weighted rank (1 kill = 3 injuries = 1 point)
**efficiency rank ( (kills / (kills+injuries) ) * 100 )

FPS, Co-Op Mode

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED AVG KILLS AN HERO YEAR
1 Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold 13 24 6.5 Y,Y 1999
2 Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden 5 10 2.5 N,N 1998
3 Jason Harless, Jason McCoy 2 0 1 N,N 1988

Bomberman

RANK PLAYER KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 Timothy McVeigh 168 680+ N 1995
2 Andrew Kehoe 44 58 Y 1927
3 Unabomber 3 23 N 1978-1995

Microsoft Flight Simulator

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED YEAR
1 Team 9/11 ~3,000 6,000+ 2001
2 Joe Stack 1 13 2010
3 Charles Bishop 0 0 2002
4 Auburn Calloway 0 4 1994

Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the same flight crew he had beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero.

How to High Score

  • Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
  • Play video games and listen to metal. They will train you to kill better.
  • Leave behind lulzy statements and media so that you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
  • Kill people who have absolutely nothing to do with your problem. They still deserve it.
  • Offing yourself does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.

Notable Losers

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