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Supposedly [[hot]] [[goth]]/[[wiccan]] chick who [[beastiality|owns]] Foamy. [[ | Supposedly [[hot]] [[goth]]/[[wiccan]] chick who [[beastiality|owns]] Foamy. IllWill would use his [[fursona]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG81rMQmqLw to bitch about people sending him fanmail wanting to see Germaine naked], but we all know he was full of shit and that nobody actually wants to see Germaine naked except for IllWill, who [[fap]]s nightly to naked drawings of his creation ''(See [[Fred Gallagher]])''. Aside from masturbation fodder, this also serves as a way to fill up some more tragically unfunny episodes of his [[shit]] cartoon by [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218238 making her boobs inflate for no readily apparent reason]. | ||
IllWill seems to think that by putting [[attention whore|Germaine]] in nothing but underwear for most of the episodes that he'll get more views, however in reality, its only himself who still watches the show. A recent episode shows Germaine getting hit by a big load of cum, which goes to show what IllWill's [[obvious|fantasies are of Germaine.]] | IllWill seems to think that by putting [[attention whore|Germaine]] in nothing but underwear for most of the episodes that he'll get more views, however in reality, its only himself who still watches the show. A recent episode shows Germaine getting hit by a big load of cum, which goes to show what IllWill's [[obvious|fantasies are of Germaine.]] | ||
Revision as of 02:02, 27 July 2011
Foamy is a cartoon squirrel and the main character of the Neurotically Yours series of at least 100 Flash cartoons that jumped the shark somewhere around the second or third episode. The cartoons are drawn and voiced by some guy named Jonathan (aka IllWillPress), who uses them as an outlet for his Tourette's-addled rants.
IllWill also used to draw a shitty webcomic called 4-Y records which essentially consisted of him prattling on pretentiously for four of the exact same frame about some of his favourite shit bands and why they're awesome. He eventually stopped updating this after it became apparent that nobody gave a shit about his horrendous taste in music. Jonathan "Prick-falusi" Mathers also has no taste in Ren and Stimpy because of his animations.
Episode list
- 1-47: Foamy's Rant I - XLVII
- 48: Germaine shakes her ass at the viewer for some minutes
- 49-72: Foamy's Rant XLIX - LXXII
- 73: Germaine puts on a live camwhoring show for the other characters.
- 74 onwards: Foamy's Rants
- 198:Foamy fucks Germaine.
Other characters
The cartoon started out with Foamy and his owner Germaine, but as time went on, IllWill realised that his fanbase would eventually get tired of him recycling the exact same cartoon every few weeks with a new voiceover. To remedy this, he created a bunch of other equally bland characters and peddled them out whenever he'd run short on good ideas.
Germaine
Supposedly hot goth/wiccan chick who owns Foamy. IllWill would use his fursona to bitch about people sending him fanmail wanting to see Germaine naked, but we all know he was full of shit and that nobody actually wants to see Germaine naked except for IllWill, who faps nightly to naked drawings of his creation (See Fred Gallagher). Aside from masturbation fodder, this also serves as a way to fill up some more tragically unfunny episodes of his shit cartoon by making her boobs inflate for no readily apparent reason. IllWill seems to think that by putting Germaine in nothing but underwear for most of the episodes that he'll get more views, however in reality, its only himself who still watches the show. A recent episode shows Germaine getting hit by a big load of cum, which goes to show what IllWill's fantasies are of Germaine.
Pilz-E
Pill-popping, batshit insane squirrel, because Foamy wasn't quite crazy enough for the Invader Zim-loving 16-year-old mallgoths who make up NY's fans.
Tha Hatta
Token stereotype black person squirrel. Modeled after the Mad Hatter boss from American McGee's Alice. Loves fried chicken, watermelons, grillz, and pimped out Daewoos.
That stalker dude
He stalks Germaine. That is the extent of his character. IllWillPress based this character on himself.