Adele

Adelephant was born in a Mcdonalds, known under the mononym Adele, is an English singer-songwriter. She is an epitome of white trash proven in part by her favorite form of relaxation: smoking. Her second favorite is eating sticks of butter, washing them down with glasses of red wine.

Her latent lesbianism has inspired her music, encouraging fans to become fellow man-haters.

See also

• User:Adelephant/Adele