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[[File:MuchoSuckoLogo.png|frame|center|MuchSucko's mighty 175 x 62 website banner.]]
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'''[http://www.knowyourmeme.com Know Your Meme]''' (KYM) is essentially the [[Shit|end product]] of greedy [[The Man|corporate intervention]] into ''anything'' [[OTI]].  The site itself, which was for a short time a subsidiary of multi-national corporate giant [[Sony]], was created entirely for the benefit of the [[newfags|newest of new]] and the odd over-the-hill, [[old media]] [[NORP|type]].  It is distinct from other sites (e.g. [[The Lurkmoar Wiki|Lurkmoar wiki]]) in that '''Know Your Meme''' is clearly intended for [[serious business|mass commercialization]] of every [[limecat|"cute"]] [[meme]] that ever sprang forth from a *[[chan]].  It's also mostly [[safe for work]], which is fucking [[lame]]. Sounding like [[Oh Internet|someone]] yet?
'''[http://muchosucko.com/ MuchoSucko.com]''', alternatively known as '''MS''', or '''Mucho''', is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter somewhere in 2003, and has tenaciously struggled (successfully) to live through more [[Katrina|disasters]] and [[shit]] than ED itself.
 
Since its inception, KYM has had no shame [[greed|corporatizing]] the internet culture they take no part in and, moreover, are exceedingly [[asking for it|arrogant]] about this fact.  You will often see this smarmy attitude first-hand from the odd [[mod]] or [[douchebag|site rep]] attempting to justify the site's existence with such disingenuous statements like "nobody owns a meme, we all do", which is fine, except [[irony|they are a fucking company that is making money off of them at the same time]].  If they could [[copyright]] every meme in existence, they would - a corporation's eternal mission is the divide and conquer mindset.  It is basically [[I Can Has Cheezburger?]] raised to the tenth with 100 times the [[faggotry]].  The site survives largely off of retarded [[YouTube]] users, [[Gaia]]fags, unsatisfied [[Oh Internet]] users and legions of other [[you|12 year olds]].
 
==History==
[[Image:Staff from know your meme.jpg|thumb|left|200px||We're in ur memes, fucking them up.]]
[[Image:Kym.png|thumb|1. Kill Your Meme<br> 2.[[????]]<br> 3.[[PROFIT!]]]]
[[Image:Memeprofit.JPG|thumb|You may ask "why don't my videos have ads on them?" Because they don't generate money like Rocketboom does!]]
Although the site has been up since December 18th, 2007, it's surprisingly small and lacks content.  /b/ on its worst day will never be as [[Rape|raeped]] by [[Newfags|newfaggotry]] and [[AIDS]].  They hired {{youtube2|mememolly|mememolly}} to anchor their "webshow" in July, 2009, who just happens to also be in the [[jewgold|YouTube Partner Program]]. 
 
What's worse is KYM signed a major distribution deal with [[Japs|Sony]] in [[2008]]. Now you can learn about memes while you're browsing on your fucking [[iPhone]] in class or playing [[Stoner|MW2]] on your [[PS3]]!  Soon enough, you'll see [[niggers]], [[kike]]s, and [[guido]]s walking down the street wearing XXXXL shirts stating that their [[penis]] size is [[over 9000]].  Supposedly this deal fell through not long after, but it will not be long before they're sucking more corporate [[cock]]. 
 
[[Image:Know_your_meme_smaller.jpg|frame|center|Typical search results for anything that matters.]]
 
==The Videos==
[[Image:Rocketboom being featured YouTube.png|thumb|right|YouTube promoting KYM's faggotry on the front page.]]
[[Image:Knowyourmemecancer.jpg|thumb|right|KYM will deadpool any memes they can't profit from.]]
KYM/Rocketboom managed to multiply already unthinkable faggotry with their Jewtube "webshow".  The show consists of some hostess [[Whore|walking pair of tits]] or similarly clueless "[[dipshits|researchers]]" doing their best to read a fucking teleprompter or script to explain any given meme in the most [[unfunny|WACKY]] way possible. Soon everything you used to hold sacred will be able to be downloaded to some retards [[PSP]] for [[WTF|the low price of just $19.95]]...the days of reading through endless lines of boring [[text]] are over! Just watch a short YouTube video, and you'll be an instant oldfag.
 
You can now spout memes with the best of them: [[Faggot|'''LOL HAY U GUISE ITS A TRAP ALL YOUR BASE ARE AN HERO HNNNNNG OVER 9000 MILHOUSE MUDKIPZ XD AM I COOL YET? SO CASH I DONT EVEN DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS''']]<br>
 
 
<center>'''[[Typical]] Know Your Meme'''</center><br />
 
<center><youtube>NEMllEwHYmM</youtube></center><br />
 
<center>'''[[Typical]] day at Know Your Meme'''</center>
 
<video type="vimeo" id="6952858" width="540" height="406" desc="What KnowYourMeme thinks [[lulz]] are made of." frame="true" position="center"/>
 
==The Fags Behind It==
{{needsmoar|people behind the faggotry}}
<center><gallery>
Image:Know your meme chick.jpg|Key whore.
Image:Rocketboom KYM Mememolly.png|[[YouTube Nobodies|Mememolly]], just clueless.
Image:Cheese from know your meme.jpg|The token [[beaner|ethnic guy]] (is he a beaner or chink?), aka "Cheese".
Image:Jamie-headshot.jpg|Some [[faggot]] who thinks he's important because he has his own website.
</gallery></center>
<center>[[facefag|Go nuts]]. </center>
 
Behind the scenes are [[unfunny]] middle aged men shooting for [[Fail|humor]]. A [[Prostitute|female]] is often [[Raped|employed]] for the sole purpose of inciting [[Fap|rebellious boners]] and raking in the [[Cash|hits]].
 
==Trivia==
[[Image:Kymuser.jpg|thumb|right|KYM's thoughts on ED.]]
[[Image:Knowyournewfags.jpg|thumb|right|[[Cancer]] IRL.]]
[[Image:Knowyourgore.JPG|thumb|right|[http://partyvan.info/wiki/Stoptheirscheme Do your part]!]]
[[Image:KnowyourmemeED.png|thumb|right|Even KYM knows that ED is better than [[Uncyc]].]]
*Know Your Meme constantly get their facts wrong. In their video on [[Weegee]], they state that he simply originated as a creepy drawing that someone uploaded on the internet, completely glazing over the fact that Weegee is undeniably real, and will kill you. They also contend that [[Pedobear]] [[LOL|PROTECTS]] lolis.
 
''We all know how wrong that is.''
*Unsurprisingly, KnowYourMeme.com was named [[Time Magazine]]'s 50th best website of [[2009]], which is ironic because all of its content is derived from other websites. 
*It is also completely useless because you could just use [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to research any meme that's worth two shits, and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|many which aren't]]. Fortunately, every KYM page links to ED, so after reading their shit, you can just click on the link to know the truth.
 
{{quote|If you've ever been stung by the word newbie, then this is the vlog for you. Every other week or so, "[[Faggots|researchers]]" from the thoroughly [[Rimjob|tongue-in-cheek]] [[Wat?|Rocketboom Institute for Internet Studies]] explain what's funny on the Web and why — so you can be [[Gay|1337]] and [[Fail|have a life]] too. |Time Magazine|completely disregarding '''other websites''' ("wink wink") that did what they do about a decade earlier and much, much better.|color=silver|size=360%}}
 
==External Links==
* {{Ytuser|ROCKETBOOM|Their Official JewTube Channel}}
* [http://www.knowyourmeme.com/ Know Your Meme]
* [http://rocketboom.wikia.com/wiki/Know_Your_Meme Alternate Link]
* [http://www.myspace.com/andrewbaron MySpazz of Andrew Baron, Owner of Rocketboom]
* [http://dembot.com KYM Owner's Jewblog.]
 
==Moar Info==
 
*'''[http://partyvan.info/wiki/Stoptheirscheme Insurgency wiki]'''
 
==See Also==
 
*[[eBaumsworld.com]]
*[[Todd Goldman]]
*[[Gimme Pizza]]
*[[Oh Internet]]
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Revision as of 08:36, 16 August 2011

This group of despicable, morbidly obese losers is known for trying too hard.


MuchSucko's mighty 175 x 62 main page banner.


   
 
This week is shit.
 

 
 

El_Wanko, average MuchoSucko user, on a typical week of new content.


MuchoSucko.com, alternatively known as MS, or Mucho, is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter somewhere in 2003, and has tenaciously struggled (successfully) to live through more disasters and shit than ED itself.