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[[image:koolstick.jpg|thumb|KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Penis|magic wand]].]] | [[image:koolstick.jpg|thumb|KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Penis|magic wand]].]] | ||
{{deviantart|KoolDrawer}} is a retarded, butthurt sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art". He is the soulmate of Chasethehedgehog- both are bratty little sonicfags who can't accept that their pile of shit they call "art" does not even deserve a space on their hard drive. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a monkey molest a pile of donkey crap is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole Chase thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. | {{deviantart|KoolDrawer}} is a retarded, butthurt sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art". He is the soulmate of [[Chasethehedgehog]]- both are bratty little sonicfags who can't accept that their pile of shit they call "art" does not even deserve a space on their hard drive. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a [[You|monkey]] molest a pile of [[WTF|donkey crap]] is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole Chase thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. But the scary thing is, this failure is even worse than Chase, so therfore Chase is not this [[bitch|guy]]. | ||
He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Also, his profile and comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "Rick". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within a few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]]. | He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Also, his profile and comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "[[Rickroll|Rick]]". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within a few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]]. | ||
His understanding of sarcasm is very limited, and when someone trolls him by telling how "[[shitty|awesome]]" his art is, he actually believes it and simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment". | His understanding of sarcasm is very [[none|limited]], and when someone trolls him by telling how "[[shitty|awesome]]" his art is, he actually believes it and simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment". | ||
On his very first day on the site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/ | On his very first day on the site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/ | ||
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{{quote|Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I could draw masterpieces like this.| ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer [[retard|failed]] to pick up.}} | {{quote|Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I could draw masterpieces like this.| ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer [[retard|failed]] to pick up.}} | ||
Obviously, he is either a retarded 23 year old or a 7 or 9 year old who made himself that age so he could post shitty art and fap to | Obviously, he is either a retarded 23 year old or a 7 or 9 year old who made himself that age so he could post shitty art and [[fap]] to | ||
sonic [[pr0nz]] on the site. | sonic [[pr0nz]] on the site. | ||
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==August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag== | ==August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag== | ||
During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art. | During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art. That's a great start, [[WRONG|amirite?]] | ||
{{DA-MZ}} | {{DA-MZ}} | ||
{{furfaggotry}} | {{furfaggotry}} | ||
Revision as of 22:43, 16 August 2011
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! KoolDrawer looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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KoolDrawer is a retarded, butthurt sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art". He is the soulmate of Chasethehedgehog- both are bratty little sonicfags who can't accept that their pile of shit they call "art" does not even deserve a space on their hard drive. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a monkey molest a pile of donkey crap is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole Chase thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. But the scary thing is, this failure is even worse than Chase, so therfore Chase is not this guy.
He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Also, his profile and comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "Rick". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within a few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of lulz and butthurt.
His understanding of sarcasm is very limited, and when someone trolls him by telling how "awesome" his art is, he actually believes it and simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment". On his very first day on the site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/
—KoolDrawer in his first journal entry. | ||
— ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer failed to pick up. | ||
Obviously, he is either a retarded 23 year old or a 7 or 9 year old who made himself that age so he could post shitty art and fap to sonic pr0nz on the site.
His logic for claiming to be in the top 30% is that 30% of all the art on DeviantArt is related to Sonic the Hedgehog. Therfore, since all things Sonic are the best of everything, his art would be included, making it the best and superior to anything else. When he sees a screencap of his butthurt, he immediately heads to that page and begins a massive butthurt trolling spree, resorting to caps lock in order to make himself look big.
August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag
During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art. That's a great start, amirite?
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