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'''[http://muchosucko.com/ MuchoSucko.com]''', alternatively known as '''MS''', or '''Mucho''', is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter sometime in 2003, the brainchild of a [[Indian|brown]] [[Canadian]] 4chan reject who uses the alias "Yak". His vision: when a person (or worse yet, a group) is too inexpressibly perverted to be accepted on [[b|/b/]], their one timorous hope of retaining humanity is [[1guy1jar|lodged]] [[goatse|deep]] within the fetid bowels of a website that specializes in pushing the definition of ''hideous''. Therein lies the problem; as time has passed this ''reductio ad absurdum''-style website has held absolutely nothing sacred, and as there is no proverbial "bar" set, there is no filtering of the shitty content (anyone can submit content) from the passable content - a process known as retardification. However, throughout the years, this community has grown, like a sore on the dickhole of life; persistent, festering - and has tenaciously struggled (semi-successfully) to live through more [[Katrina|disasters]] and [[shit]] than [[ED]] itself. | '''[http://muchosucko.com/ MuchoSucko.com]''', alternatively known as '''MS''', or '''Mucho''', is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter sometime in 2003, the brainchild of a [[Indian|brown]] [[Canadian]] 4chan reject who uses the alias "[[furry|Yak]]". His vision: when a person (or worse yet, a group) is too inexpressibly perverted to be accepted on [[b|/b/]], their one timorous hope of retaining humanity is [[1guy1jar|lodged]] [[goatse|deep]] within the fetid bowels of a website that specializes in pushing the definition of ''hideous''. Therein lies the problem; as time has passed this ''reductio ad absurdum''-style website has held absolutely nothing sacred, and as there is no proverbial "bar" set, there is no filtering of the shitty content (anyone can submit content) from the passable content - a process known as retardification. However, throughout the years, this community has grown, like a sore on the dickhole of life; persistent, festering - and has tenaciously struggled (semi-successfully) to live through more [[Katrina|disasters]] and [[shit]] than [[ED]] itself. | ||
==Similarities & Differences with [[btard|Chantards]]== | ==Similarities & Differences with [[btard|Chantards]]== | ||
[[File:AsstoAss3.gif|frame|right|Even their asses fuck their asses. ([[Actual]] content)]] | [[File:AsstoAss3.gif|frame|right|Even their ''asses'' fuck their asses. ([[Actual]] content)]] | ||
Much like [[internet tough guy|modern day]] humans [[lie|evolved]] from their [[niggers|predecessors]], many ''Muchoers'', as they | Much like [[internet tough guy|modern day]] humans [[lie|evolved]] from their [[niggers|predecessors]], many ''Muchoers'', as they proudly call themselves, are the remnants of losers that [[4chan]] discarded long ago; and as a whole have morphed into something altogether different yet the same. | ||
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<big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Like [[anonymous]], Muchoers have a penchant for tits and ''especially'' assrape - they have adopted the motto, "Tits or GTFO", and it is quite well-enforced. When a female is detected in the herd, most Muchoers repetitively squawk the slogan. When no tits are provided, some even go as far as [[doing it right|salacious bouts of verbal abuse]] and inconsequential [[Jared Milton|IRL threats]]. After tits are shown, the group furiously masturbates and most interest in the female is lost. Everyone, regardless of gender, is encouraged to post naked pictures of their assholes, preferably with something inside. [http://muchosucko.com/40928/Toolman-Returns Signs are mandatory.] | |||
<big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Lurking doesn't count for shit, and members of the site [[stfu|will let you know]]. | |||
<big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Furthermore, despite its gruesome nature, adorable photos of [[kittens]] are always featured on the main page. | |||
<big><big><span style="color:#FF0000;">''''''</span></big></big> Having said that, the stark contrasts between MuchoSucko and 4chan begin with the fact that MS has become a stripped-down, whored-out social media site, complete with "like" and "dislike" buttons. Think [[Failbook]] meets [[Ogrish]]. | |||
===Examples=== | ===Examples=== | ||
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—El_Wanko, average MuchoSucko user, on a typical week of new content. | ||
MuchoSucko.com, alternatively known as MS, or Mucho, is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter sometime in 2003, the brainchild of a brown Canadian 4chan reject who uses the alias "Yak". His vision: when a person (or worse yet, a group) is too inexpressibly perverted to be accepted on /b/, their one timorous hope of retaining humanity is lodged deep within the fetid bowels of a website that specializes in pushing the definition of hideous. Therein lies the problem; as time has passed this reductio ad absurdum-style website has held absolutely nothing sacred, and as there is no proverbial "bar" set, there is no filtering of the shitty content (anyone can submit content) from the passable content - a process known as retardification. However, throughout the years, this community has grown, like a sore on the dickhole of life; persistent, festering - and has tenaciously struggled (semi-successfully) to live through more disasters and shit than ED itself.
Similarities & Differences with Chantards
Much like modern day humans evolved from their predecessors, many Muchoers, as they proudly call themselves, are the remnants of losers that 4chan discarded long ago; and as a whole have morphed into something altogether different yet the same.
+ Like anonymous, Muchoers have a penchant for tits and especially assrape - they have adopted the motto, "Tits or GTFO", and it is quite well-enforced. When a female is detected in the herd, most Muchoers repetitively squawk the slogan. When no tits are provided, some even go as far as salacious bouts of verbal abuse and inconsequential IRL threats. After tits are shown, the group furiously masturbates and most interest in the female is lost. Everyone, regardless of gender, is encouraged to post naked pictures of their assholes, preferably with something inside. Signs are mandatory.
+ Lurking doesn't count for shit, and members of the site will let you know.
+ Furthermore, despite its gruesome nature, adorable photos of kittens are always featured on the main page.
' Having said that, the stark contrasts between MuchoSucko and 4chan begin with the fact that MS has become a stripped-down, whored-out social media site, complete with "like" and "dislike" buttons. Think Failbook meets Ogrish.