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| [[Image:743px-HurricaneAndrew.jpg|thumb|left|[[OMG]] I can see my house from here!]]
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| '''Miami''' is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in [[Latin#Latin America|Latin America]]. It is named after an [[India]]n tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some [[jews|old people]] still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South [[Florida]] but they merely suffer from [[Alzheimers]] disease. It is [[common knowledge]] that the city has been ruled by Cubans since [[Fidel Castro]] conquered it in the Bay of [[Pig]]s Invasion of 1961.
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| ==Demographics==
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| [[Image:Jolly.jpg|thumb|Typical Miami residents.]]
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| 80[[%]] of Miami's population is Cuban while another 18[[%]] consists of [[Haiti]]ans, whom like to steal people's stuff. The remaining 2[[%]] of people live in either Pinecrest (all [[rich and beautiful]] upper-middle class [[Jews]]) or Homestead (all [[aids|black]]s, [[rape|Mexican]]s and [[republicans|redneck]]s). Miami's official language is [[Spanish]], although [[French|Haitian Creole]] comes quite close as well. [[American language|American]] is also spoken as a second language by a sub-significant minority of the population.
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| ==History==
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| Miami was shortly colonized [[at least 100]] years ago by [[Jews]] from [[New York]] and [[New Jersey]] who were too lazy to switch time zones for the beautiful scenic beaches in [[Hawaii]] or the polluted coast of [[California]]. From this, Miami has evolved from a crime-ridden city to a black person with with a [[gay|rich]] area called "South Beach", in which only tourists and [[gay]]s go there.
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| Scarface died here.
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| ==Climate and Geography==
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| [[Image:Golden_shower.jpg|thumb|Typical '''Spring Break''' activity, the Wet T-Shirt Contest.]]
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| Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to [[42]]00 inches of rain each year and virtually every day the sky is cloudy. Despite this, Florida is still called the "Sunshine State".
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| Due to its location next to the Everglades swampland, Miami is filled with stray crocodiles and alligators, thus, you can even find them in your own backyard. Because whiny [[hippies|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] (thus putting them in higher importance than Haitian immigrants). Alligators, on the other hand, are plentiful and are free to be killed and sold in the market for a penny each. In fact, one of Jeb Bush's major campaign promises in 2002 was guaranteeing "a gator in every pot".
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| Miami is also well known for its beautiful, scenic beaches. Many [[unemployed|college students]] flock to the area every [[Spring Break]] to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim at the beach. And if you don't mind the eye-burning ocean saltwater, the stray jellyfish [[tentacle rape|tentacles]], and the constant [[sharking|shark attacks]], it really is quite a fun and relaxing activity.
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| ==Economy==
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| Aside from urban crime and [[drug]]-trafficking, Miami's economy also depends heavily on cocaine, crack, marijuana, street racing, and [[fag|Ricky Martin]]. Major imports in Miami are Cubans, Haitians, Jamaicans, cigars, and [[drug]]s. Exports include but are not limited to mangoes, [[cock|bananas]], [[vagina|guavas]], palm trees, and skin cancer. Miami's leading industry [[Prostitute|prostitution]] which can be found on any avenue of 8th street ([http://www.8thstreetlatinas.com/ 8th street latinas]). It is a well known fact that 8th street is the first part that Cubans took over after the Bay of Pigs.
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| ==Famous Miamians==
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| * [[MILF|Gloria Estefan]]
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| * [[Ass|Jennifer Lopez]]
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| * [[OJ Simpson]]
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| * [[Officer Ricky]]
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| * [[Kanye West|P. Diddy]]
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| * [[Paris Hilton]]
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| * [[W]]'s brother
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| * [[Jews]]
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| * [[Your mom]]
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| * [[user:justinr305|justinr305]]
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| * [[user:Abdul|Abdul]]
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| * [[AJcomix]]
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| * [[Rick Sanchez]]
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| * [http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/v/Gianni%20Versace/taken%20to%20the%20hospital.JPG Gianni Versace]
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