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[[Image:Moot hitler.png|thumb|Moot addressing the masses of [[4chan]].]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie hitler.png|thumb|Stuart heggie addressing the masses of [[4chan]].]]
'''moot''' (AKA '''m00t''', '''m00tle''', '''m♥♥t''', '''Doug''', <span style="color:red;">'''mοοt''' !Εр8рui8Vw2 ­'''##''' '''Αdmіn'''</span> and (the) '''faggot''', "[[lies|real]]" name '''[[CP|Christopher Poole]]''' (aka '''Chris Poole''') or '''Robert Goin''' or [[DUN DUN|Rick Benson]]), is a [[Faggot|completely respectable human being]] who, after turning into a swan and raping the maiden [[Internets]], conceived [[4chan]]. It offers free [[porn]] of multitudinous varieties, but, like a pay-per-view phoenix, dies every new moon and must be resurrected by shedding the blood of a donator.  
'''stuart heggie''' (AKA '''m00t''', '''m00tle''', '''m♥♥t''', '''Doug''', <span style="color:red;">'''mοοt''' !Εр8рui8Vw2 ­'''##''' '''Αdmіn'''</span> and (the) '''faggot''', "[[lies|real]]" name '''[[CP|Christopher Poole]]''' (aka '''Chris Poole''') or '''Robert Goin''' or [[DUN DUN|Rick Benson]]), is a [[Faggot|completely respectable human being]] who, after turning into a swan and raping the maiden [[Internets]], conceived [[4chan]]. It offers free [[porn]] of multitudinous varieties, but, like a pay-per-view phoenix, dies every new moon and must be resurrected by shedding the blood of a donator.  
   
   
Moot then takes this money and flees to Cancun, [[Mexico]]; also known as [[Mootxico]]. He has prepared for this by graduating from grade school with a degree in [[bullshit|Mexican studies]]. All the while spreading a deadly concoction of [[diabetes]], [[cancer]], [[AIDS]], and [[epic fail]] which combined to form [[swine flu]].
Stuart heggie then takes this money and flees to Cancun, [[Mexico]]; also known as [[Stuart heggiexico]]. He has prepared for this by graduating from grade school with a degree in [[bullshit|Mexican studies]]. All the while spreading a deadly concoction of [[diabetes]], [[cancer]], [[AIDS]], and [[epic fail]] which combined to form [[swine flu]].


In addition, his life goal is to be [[Bottom|the little girl]].
In addition, his life goal is to be [[Bottom|the little girl]].
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Lately his popularity has changed due to him becoming an awkward [[fucktard]] who [[Unrealistic Expectations|thinks]] he is an [[Internets]] [[celebrity]], making [[4chan]] his own personal army and make anonymous look like dangerous [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS]].
Lately his popularity has changed due to him becoming an awkward [[fucktard]] who [[Unrealistic Expectations|thinks]] he is an [[Internets]] [[celebrity]], making [[4chan]] his own personal army and make anonymous look like dangerous [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS]].


Moot, the supreme overlord of the Internet that he is, is responsible for [[b/-day|/b/-day]] in which the [[pedophiles]] of [[4chan]] were exiled from the land of milk and honey known as [[B|/b/]], and cast out into the cesspool known as [[Anontalk.com]]. Unfortunately the wrath of Moot was indiscriminate, as his [[cock|banhammer of massive girth]] fell too hard on too broad a landscape, so as a result unsuspecting /b/tards who were not to blame for any illegal content posted on 4chan were also banished from [[b|/b/]] resulting in a massive rebellion against [[fag|Lord]] Moot. More information can be found on the [[b day|/b/-day]] page.   
Stuart heggie, the supreme overlord of the Internet that he is, is responsible for [[b/-day|/b/-day]] in which the [[pedophiles]] of [[4chan]] were exiled from the land of milk and honey known as [[B|/b/]], and cast out into the cesspool known as [[Anontalk.com]]. Unfortunately the wrath of Stuart heggie was indiscriminate, as his [[cock|banhammer of massive girth]] fell too hard on too broad a landscape, so as a result unsuspecting /b/tards who were not to blame for any illegal content posted on 4chan were also banished from [[b|/b/]] resulting in a massive rebellion against [[fag|Lord]] Stuart heggie. More information can be found on the [[b day|/b/-day]] page.   
<div style="position:absolute; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:moot_approves.png|160px|Moot approves]] </div>
<div style="position:absolute; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:stuart heggie_approves.png|160px|Stuart heggie approves]] </div>
However, in December 07, moot's castle of [[hentai]], [[AIDS]], and [[Caturday|cat macros]] was [[THE_GREAT_CHAN_OUT_OF_07|taken from him]], forcing him to live as just another [[fag|gay person on the internet]] for a few days.
However, in December 07, stuart heggie's castle of [[hentai]], [[AIDS]], and [[Caturday|cat macros]] was [[THE_GREAT_CHAN_OUT_OF_07|taken from him]], forcing him to live as just another [[fag|gay person on the internet]] for a few days.


Lately however, Moot is back from Mootxico after his [[Brb soup|soup-binge]] and homo erotic adventures. But, does he have any [[IRL]] friends? NO?! OMFG ARE YOU SURPRISED! Did you learn anything from the above? Moot likes to take credit for starting [[Anonymous]], but it was actually [[Shii]] who started it on his own imageboard and then convinced moot to implement it on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]]. [http://wakaba.c3.cx/shii/]
Lately however, Stuart heggie is back from Stuart heggiexico after his [[Brb soup|soup-binge]] and homo erotic adventures. But, does he have any [[IRL]] friends? NO?! OMFG ARE YOU SURPRISED! Did you learn anything from the above? Stuart heggie likes to take credit for starting [[Anonymous]], but it was actually [[Shii]] who started it on his own imageboard and then convinced stuart heggie to implement it on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]]. [http://wakaba.c3.cx/shii/]


Moot's tripcode is #faggot, if for some reason you didn't know. [[Image:Eatthisfag.PNG]] [[Image:Eatthisfag2.PNG]] Also a permaban if you try to use it, so <s>don't do it</s> [[DO IT FAGGOT]]
Stuart heggie's tripcode is #faggot, if for some reason you didn't know. [[Image:Eatthisfag.PNG]] [[Image:Eatthisfag2.PNG]] Also a permaban if you try to use it, so <s>don't do it</s> [[DO IT FAGGOT]]


Did you know that even though moot almost never answers his emails, [[:Kimmo Alm Emails|he saves every email that he gets forever]]?
Did you know that even though stuart heggie almost never answers his emails, [[:Kimmo Alm Emails|he saves every email that he gets forever]]?


As of late he has been fagging up [[/r9k/]] with his sticky threads; the most recent claiming to have a girlfriend, however this is a lie, because as we all know: moot is a faggot ([[Not gay|not that there's anything wrong with that]]).
As of late he has been fagging up [[/r9k/]] with his sticky threads; the most recent claiming to have a girlfriend, however this is a lie, because as we all know: stuart heggie is a faggot ([[Not gay|not that there's anything wrong with that]]).
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==Retirement ([[copypasta]])==
==Retirement ([[copypasta]])==
[[File:Moot death prediction.jpg|thumb|Will it come true?]]
[[File:Stuart heggie death prediction.jpg|thumb|Will it come true?]]
[[Image:Mootassasinated.jpg|thumb|right|Killed by his own weapon]]
[[Image:Stuart heggieassasinated.jpg|thumb|right|Killed by his own weapon]]


So I know moot, we went to high school together and my little brother just about worships the guy and spends way too much time on 4chan. I was never into anime, because I am not a gigantic faggot, and i never really looked at 4chan except for /ck/, but anyway last night i called moot because my brother wanted to know wtf was up and moot said we should come over to his parents house (he has a swanky apartment near the servers in downtown Dallas, but its not very big. Great building, though). So i got my little brother and a couple six packs of lone star and some kirins and went over. There was maybe a dozen people over and when we came in, moot who was drinking soup, told us 4chan was over and he wanted it to out like it started, without much fanfare. He said that he'd banked enough money from it (almost three million after taxes he said) and after the latest terrorist scare of 4chan origin this week he was afraid that he'd lose it to government fines or lawyers somehow and that he enough money for the rest of his life now anyway. Then he went on about how since 4chan got so big he didn't have any time to have fun, but he didn't want to sell it and see his creation turned into corporate crap, so he just pulled the plug (he was a huge nirvana fan in high school, so at least he didn't suck on a twelve gauge) before it got completely out of control. Then he talked to my brother about anime for like an hour. Apparently, he was trying to get brought up to speed after missing out for a couple years. He said he is considering moving to Japan and writing or producing anime designed for western audiences and the 4chan servers will be auctioned at the beginning of next year and maybe the domain as well. My little brother was trying to show off or some shit and pounded one too many and puked on the kitchen floor so i threw him in the car and went home. Anyway, I thought you would want to know about this, so here it is. TL;DR  
So I know stuart heggie, we went to high school together and my little brother just about worships the guy and spends way too much time on 4chan. I was never into anime, because I am not a gigantic faggot, and i never really looked at 4chan except for /ck/, but anyway last night i called stuart heggie because my brother wanted to know wtf was up and stuart heggie said we should come over to his parents house (he has a swanky apartment near the servers in downtown Dallas, but its not very big. Great building, though). So i got my little brother and a couple six packs of lone star and some kirins and went over. There was maybe a dozen people over and when we came in, stuart heggie who was drinking soup, told us 4chan was over and he wanted it to out like it started, without much fanfare. He said that he'd banked enough money from it (almost three million after taxes he said) and after the latest terrorist scare of 4chan origin this week he was afraid that he'd lose it to government fines or lawyers somehow and that he enough money for the rest of his life now anyway. Then he went on about how since 4chan got so big he didn't have any time to have fun, but he didn't want to sell it and see his creation turned into corporate crap, so he just pulled the plug (he was a huge nirvana fan in high school, so at least he didn't suck on a twelve gauge) before it got completely out of control. Then he talked to my brother about anime for like an hour. Apparently, he was trying to get brought up to speed after missing out for a couple years. He said he is considering moving to Japan and writing or producing anime designed for western audiences and the 4chan servers will be auctioned at the beginning of next year and maybe the domain as well. My little brother was trying to show off or some shit and pounded one too many and puked on the kitchen floor so i threw him in the car and went home. Anyway, I thought you would want to know about this, so here it is. TL;DR  


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==IRL name==
==IRL name==
[[Image:Mootcambridge.JPG|thumb|moot on a roof. (in Cambridge)]]
[[Image:Stuart heggiecambridge.JPG|thumb|stuart heggie on a roof. (in Cambridge)]]
Anonymous, with their desire to hunt down moot for his [[cock]], found out that he was raised in [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], Illinois. At first, it was assumed that moot's name was Richard [[cock|Goin]], based off a Google search, since Google always tells the [[lies|truth]]. However, [http://www.flickr.com/photos/crimsonninjagirl/2502634083/ further investigation] into the [[camwhore|camwhoring]] of his friends shows that moot's first name is actually Robert, and that his friends are [http://www.flickr.com/photos/crimsonninjagirl/page92/ in fact closeted furries].
Anonymous, with their desire to hunt down stuart heggie for his [[cock]], found out that he was raised in [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], Illinois. At first, it was assumed that stuart heggie's name was Richard [[cock|Goin]], based off a Google search, since Google always tells the [[lies|truth]]. However, [http://www.flickr.com/photos/crimsonninjagirl/2502634083/ further investigation] into the [[camwhore|camwhoring]] of his friends shows that stuart heggie's first name is actually Robert, and that his friends are [http://www.flickr.com/photos/crimsonninjagirl/page92/ in fact closeted furries].


Further research has revealed that Richard Robert Goins is not in fact moot's real name, but it is his porn name.  In porn, moot for unknown reasons always wears his baseball cap. It is his signature style no other adult film star has had before. moot currently resides in Cambridge, Massachusetts (see image on top right).
Further research has revealed that Richard Robert Goins is not in fact stuart heggie's real name, but it is his porn name.  In porn, stuart heggie for unknown reasons always wears his baseball cap. It is his signature style no other adult film star has had before. stuart heggie currently resides in Cambridge, Massachusetts (see image on top right).


[[Image:Richardorrobertmoot.JPG|thumb|Anonymous hunting down moot. Last name: Goins]]
[[Image:Richardorrobertstuart heggie.JPG|thumb|Anonymous hunting down stuart heggie. Last name: Goins]]


[[Image:Mooteggs.JPG|center|frame|moot as Rob. Look at that fag making eggs.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggieeggs.JPG|center|frame|stuart heggie as Rob. Look at that fag making eggs.]]


==Impersonation==
==Impersonation==
[[File:Hey guys im the real moot posting.jpg|thumb|right|One goes through extra moot impersonation effort with making the moot mask!]]
[[File:Hey guys im the real stuart heggie posting.jpg|thumb|right|One goes through extra stuart heggie impersonation effort with making the stuart heggie mask!]]
[[Image:Mootstatue.jpg|thumb|The only true Moot.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggiestatue.jpg|thumb|The only true Stuart heggie.]]
[[Image:Moot_the_camwhore.jpg|thumb|moot actually delivers for once in his faggy life (Nice [[YTMND]] shirt, nerd). (is fake moot though)]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie_the_camwhore.jpg|thumb|stuart heggie actually delivers for once in his faggy life (Nice [[YTMND]] shirt, nerd). (is fake stuart heggie though)]]
Since 4chan began until early 2009, 4chan had no rule against moot impersonation and on /b/ it clearly was allowed by the rules. Eventually moot noticed this, although he'd always ban for it. The other moderators never have and never will ban for it--all bans for this are from moot and they're only for moot impersonation, never [[W.T. Snacks]] impersonation.
Since 4chan began until early 2009, 4chan had no rule against stuart heggie impersonation and on /b/ it clearly was allowed by the rules. Eventually stuart heggie noticed this, although he'd always ban for it. The other moderators never have and never will ban for it--all bans for this are from stuart heggie and they're only for stuart heggie impersonation, never [[W.T. Snacks]] impersonation.


moot is a [[pretty cool guy|pretty laid back guy]], but when someone impersonates him, he becomes insanely furious. Why? Nobody knows. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and yet moot gets just as enraged over moot impersonation as [[Chris-chan‎]] and [[The Real Chris Chan‎]] get over Chris-chan impersonation.
stuart heggie is a [[pretty cool guy|pretty laid back guy]], but when someone impersonates him, he becomes insanely furious. Why? Nobody knows. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and yet stuart heggie gets just as enraged over stuart heggie impersonation as [[Chris-chan‎]] and [[The Real Chris Chan‎]] get over Chris-chan impersonation.


Originally, moot impersonation was as easy as this:
Originally, stuart heggie impersonation was as easy as this:


[[Image:How to be moot.gif|center|none|200px]]
[[Image:How to be stuart heggie.gif|center|none|200px]]


But over time moot has been working to stop it. Techniques still exist but whenever they're posted on ED, moot quickly blocks them due to the flood of [[newfag]]s not knowing when to and when not to use them.
But over time stuart heggie has been working to stop it. Techniques still exist but whenever they're posted on ED, stuart heggie quickly blocks them due to the flood of [[newfag]]s not knowing when to and when not to use them.


[[File:1282596817034 copy.jpg|center|frame|hipster moot is [[serious buisness]].]]
[[File:1282596817034 copy.jpg|center|frame|hipster stuart heggie is [[serious buisness]].]]
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==The mystery of his sexual preference==
==The mystery of his sexual preference==
[[Image:Mootmootmooot.jpg|thumb|right|That's right, the guy who owns 4chan is a fag.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggiestuart heggiemooot.jpg|thumb|right|That's right, the guy who owns 4chan is a fag.]]
[[Image:Moot 4chan lol.png|thumb|right|This is a real quote.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie 4chan lol.png|thumb|right|This is a real quote.]]
Question is: is moot [[homosexual]] or [[homosexual|bisexual]]?
Question is: is stuart heggie [[homosexual]] or [[homosexual|bisexual]]?


The answer remains a mystery because moot has never replied to this. Nonetheless, moot occasionally tries to solicit dates on 4chan with hilarious consequences when people guess his sexual preference wrong.
The answer remains a mystery because stuart heggie has never replied to this. Nonetheless, stuart heggie occasionally tries to solicit dates on 4chan with hilarious consequences when people guess his sexual preference wrong.


[[Image:Gay moot is gay 2.jpg|center|frame|/page.  And as you can see, moot always has his hat on when doing porn.]]
[[Image:Gay stuart heggie is gay 2.jpg|center|frame|/page.  And as you can see, stuart heggie always has his hat on when doing porn.]]
[[Image:Mootpro.jpg|thumb|People get gay for his pronunciations.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggiepro.jpg|thumb|People get gay for his pronunciations.]]
[[Image:Mootdoitfaggot.jpg|thumb|[[Cockmongler|moot]] [[DO IT FAGGOT|giving you the message.]]]]
[[Image:Stuart heggiedoitfaggot.jpg|thumb|[[Cockmongler|stuart heggie]] [[DO IT FAGGOT|giving you the message.]]]]
[[Image:IDONOTCARE.jpg|thumb|moot lays down the law to an unsuspecting camwhore.]]
[[Image:IDONOTCARE.jpg|thumb|stuart heggie lays down the law to an unsuspecting camwhore.]]
[[Image:Moot_bans_fuckhead.PNG|thumb|moot lays the fuckdown.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie_bans_fuckhead.PNG|thumb|stuart heggie lays the fuckdown.]]
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Moot is well known as a homosexual:
Stuart heggie is well known as a homosexual:
*He often will kiss other men.
*He often will kiss other men.
*He says he wants to be the little girl.
*He says he wants to be the little girl.
*He crossdresses, usually sexually in crotchless outfits.
*He crossdresses, usually sexually in crotchless outfits.
*Even when he doesn't crossdress, he wears lots of pink and he wears women's makeup that at the very least makes his checks extra rosy.
*Even when he doesn't crossdress, he wears lots of pink and he wears women's makeup that at the very least makes his checks extra rosy.
*He repeatedly bans female camwhores saying he doesn't care and when a male hits on moot, moot replies back eagerly and then stickies the post.
*He repeatedly bans female camwhores saying he doesn't care and when a male hits on stuart heggie, stuart heggie replies back eagerly and then stickies the post.
*He says he wants to be the little girl.
*He says he wants to be the little girl.
*He is seen in photos hanging around with hot girls and not showing any sign of attraction to them.
*He is seen in photos hanging around with hot girls and not showing any sign of attraction to them.
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*He says he wants to be the little girl.
*He says he wants to be the little girl.
*And then of course there's his tripcode...
*And then of course there's his tripcode...
[[Image:Moot-faggot.png|center]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie-faggot.png|center]]


moot, though, is the only man in existence who can pull off being both cool and a #faggot at the same time.
stuart heggie, though, is the only man in existence who can pull off being both cool and a #faggot at the same time.


== LOL J/K HE'S [[Fake Bisexual|STRAIGHT]] ==
== LOL J/K HE'S [[Fake Bisexual|STRAIGHT]] ==


[[Image:Moot boner.jpg|center|thumb|600px|[[blowjays|This]] is how [[whore|Allyson]] got to be a mod too.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie boner.jpg|center|thumb|600px|[[blowjays|This]] is how [[whore|Allyson]] got to be a mod too.]]


==Summer '08==
==Summer '08==
[[Image:Bnd.JPG|thumb|right|My father...was Moot...]]
[[Image:Bnd.JPG|thumb|right|My father...was Stuart heggie...]]
These days moot is seen a lot more on 4chan, sticking every thread he posts in on [[B|/b/]] and [[R9gay|/r9k/]] and leaving it there for days for all to be blessed by his presence. He has also been spotted updating the news page and [[desperate|asking people to read it]] and occasionally showing up in the weekly Midnight [[W. T. Snacks|Snacks]] threads on /r9k/ and [[Banhammer|banning]] anyone who says anything about [[Buttsex|his past with Snacks]]. Moot recently trolled 4chan, especially /b/, by giving an interview in the ''[[Capitalism|Wall Street Journal]]'' about 4chan where he released his [[Powerword|real name]], and later stating on 4chan that "Christopher Poole" was just an act of trolling.  
These days stuart heggie is seen a lot more on 4chan, sticking every thread he posts in on [[B|/b/]] and [[R9gay|/r9k/]] and leaving it there for days for all to be blessed by his presence. He has also been spotted updating the news page and [[desperate|asking people to read it]] and occasionally showing up in the weekly Midnight [[W. T. Snacks|Snacks]] threads on /r9k/ and [[Banhammer|banning]] anyone who says anything about [[Buttsex|his past with Snacks]]. Stuart heggie recently trolled 4chan, especially /b/, by giving an interview in the ''[[Capitalism|Wall Street Journal]]'' about 4chan where he released his [[Powerword|real name]], and later stating on 4chan that "Christopher Poole" was just an act of trolling.  


Many /b/tards with half a brain were able to see this for what it was, a lame-assed attempt to cover his tracks, as moot [[Bullshit|would not lie]] to the ''Wall Street Journal''. For moot, as a wannabe [[camwhore]], would not want to [[Troll|piss off]] a reporter and jeopardize [[attention whore|future interviews]]. The result is that he will be promptly [[SWATing|SWAT]]ted just like [[Kirtaner]] was. This is expected to result in a surge of [[newfags]] on the site, much to the [[butthurt|dismay]] of many /b/tards.
Many /b/tards with half a brain were able to see this for what it was, a lame-assed attempt to cover his tracks, as stuart heggie [[Bullshit|would not lie]] to the ''Wall Street Journal''. For stuart heggie, as a wannabe [[camwhore]], would not want to [[Troll|piss off]] a reporter and jeopardize [[attention whore|future interviews]]. The result is that he will be promptly [[SWATing|SWAT]]ted just like [[Kirtaner]] was. This is expected to result in a surge of [[newfags]] on the site, much to the [[butthurt|dismay]] of many /b/tards.


[http://aolsvc.timeforkids.kol.aol.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1821435-1,00.html ''Time Magazine'' article]<br/>
[http://aolsvc.timeforkids.kol.aol.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1821435-1,00.html ''Time Magazine'' article]<br/>
[http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121564928060441097.html ''Wall Street Journal'' article]<br/>
[http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121564928060441097.html ''Wall Street Journal'' article]<br/>
[http://www.scribd.com/doc/35677919/4chan-Founder-s-Testimony-about-Sarah-Palin-E-mail-Hacking ''moot's testimony in the Sarah Palin email hacking case.'']
[http://www.scribd.com/doc/35677919/4chan-Founder-s-Testimony-about-Sarah-Palin-E-mail-Hacking ''stuart heggie's testimony in the Sarah Palin email hacking case.'']
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|<center><big>'''m00t "[[Buttsex|raves]]" with some [[newfags]]'''</big></center><br/>
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==Epic raid==
==Epic raid==
On November 9th, 2008, moot posted a number of threads pretty much showing how much of a camwhore he is, so /b/tards took [[raid|initiative]] and began posting numerous threads similar to moot's, only to receive the banhammer, but was pretty funny while it lasted. For some reason people kept thinking these trolls were moot and were subsequently trolled themselves. Below is an example of this:
On November 9th, 2008, stuart heggie posted a number of threads pretty much showing how much of a camwhore he is, so /b/tards took [[raid|initiative]] and began posting numerous threads similar to stuart heggie's, only to receive the banhammer, but was pretty funny while it lasted. For some reason people kept thinking these trolls were stuart heggie and were subsequently trolled themselves. Below is an example of this:


[[Image:Moot bans himself.JPG|frame|center|Fake moot.  Notice the name and tripcode.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie bans himself.JPG|frame|center|Fake stuart heggie.  Notice the name and tripcode.]]


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==moot [[2009]]==
==stuart heggie [[2009]]==
[[Image:Mootsclosed.jpg|thumb|Poole's Closed]]
[[Image:Stuart heggiesclosed.jpg|thumb|Poole's Closed]]
[[Image:Time moot lulz2.jpg||thumb|200px]]
[[Image:Time stuart heggie lulz2.jpg||thumb|200px]]
[[Image:Moot_laptop_goatse.jpg|thumb|left|250px|The jobhunt's hit a snag.]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie_laptop_goatse.jpg|thumb|left|250px|The jobhunt's hit a snag.]]
[[Image:Road ahead.png|right|270px]]
[[Image:Road ahead.png|right|270px]]
[[Image:mootlolol.jpg|thumb|middle|<s>Moot is back for 2009, bitches! Let the b&ing begin!1!!!!1!!1one!!1</s> fucking trolled idiot, you get banned in the post body, NOT the subject line]]
[[Image:stuart heggielolol.jpg|thumb|middle|<s>Stuart heggie is back for 2009, bitches! Let the b&ing begin!1!!!!1!!1one!!1</s> fucking trolled idiot, you get banned in the post body, NOT the subject line]]


On February 17th, 2009, moot found himself gracing the front page of the style/culture section of the ''The Washington Post''.  Drawing on his appearance at [[ROFLCon|ROFL Thing]] this year, the article is basically the same as the ''[[Time Magazine]]'' article published last year, apart from the revelation that despite the growing [[SSP|publicity]] the internet's "master of memes" has received in the last year and a half and the lucrative [[Jew gold|ad revenues]] he's been pulling in due to 4chan's ever-growing [[newfags|popularity]], he's been unable to secure a job [[IRL]], still [[basement dweller|living]] with his mom, and [[poverty|20k in debt]]. TL;DR: moot is in for tough times, [[hookers and blow|where did it all go?]].
On February 17th, 2009, stuart heggie found himself gracing the front page of the style/culture section of the ''The Washington Post''.  Drawing on his appearance at [[ROFLCon|ROFL Thing]] this year, the article is basically the same as the ''[[Time Magazine]]'' article published last year, apart from the revelation that despite the growing [[SSP|publicity]] the internet's "master of memes" has received in the last year and a half and the lucrative [[Jew gold|ad revenues]] he's been pulling in due to 4chan's ever-growing [[newfags|popularity]], he's been unable to secure a job [[IRL]], still [[basement dweller|living]] with his mom, and [[poverty|20k in debt]]. TL;DR: stuart heggie is in for tough times, [[hookers and blow|where did it all go?]].
*[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/16/AR2009021601565.html?hpid=sec-tech ''Washington Post'' article] - "His real name is Christopher Poole."  
*[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/16/AR2009021601565.html?hpid=sec-tech ''Washington Post'' article] - "His real name is Christopher Poole."  


On the bright side for mootle, ''Time Magazine'' has decided to suck his muddy cock even more, and included him on the '''voting list''' of [http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1883653_1885481,00.html ''Time''`s 100 Most Influential People]. Wait, what?
On the bright side for stuart heggiele, ''Time Magazine'' has decided to suck his muddy cock even more, and included him on the '''voting list''' of [http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1883653_1885481,00.html ''Time''`s 100 Most Influential People]. Wait, what?


As of April 27th [[Fag|Moot]] IS ''Time Magazine'''s World's Most Influential person. A ''Time Magazine'' editor had this to say, "I know it was rigged but he just would not stop offering to suck my cock. So, I finally let him and JESUS CHRIST, [[shit was so cash]]. Why do you think he won by such a wide margin?" I wonder if he got the stains out?
As of April 27th [[Fag|Stuart heggie]] IS ''Time Magazine'''s World's Most Influential person. A ''Time Magazine'' editor had this to say, "I know it was rigged but he just would not stop offering to suck my cock. So, I finally let him and JESUS CHRIST, [[shit was so cash]]. Why do you think he won by such a wide margin?" I wonder if he got the stains out?
[[Image:TIME results moot.jpg|center|500px]]
[[Image:TIME results stuart heggie.jpg|center|500px]]


==2012 Election Nominee==
==2012 Election Nominee==
[[Troll the vote]] is up comingcampaign started on 4chan. As of 2012 moot will be 25, which is the age where he is a legal candidate for the house of Representatives.
[[Troll the vote]] is up comingcampaign started on 4chan. As of 2012 stuart heggie will be 25, which is the age where he is a legal candidate for the house of Representatives.


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CAN YOU SIMPERING MORONS LEARN TO USE A CG?
CAN YOU SIMPERING MORONS LEARN TO USE A CG?
STOP FUCKING THEM UP.-->
STOP FUCKING THEM UP.-->
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{{cg|Stuart heggie-tan Gallery-The only true Stuart heggie!|stuart heggiegallery0|center|<gallery>


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File:Moot Snacks Vespa.jpg
File:Stuart heggie Snacks Vespa.jpg
File:Moot Snacks Yotsuba 3way.jpg
File:Stuart heggie Snacks Yotsuba 3way.jpg
File:Moot Snacks.gif
File:Stuart heggie Snacks.gif
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File:I Wish To Be A Little Girl.jpg
File:I Wish To Be A Little Girl.jpg
File:MootCute SnacksTied.jpg
File:Stuart heggieCute SnacksTied.jpg
File:Zone 4chan4eva1.png
File:Zone 4chan4eva1.png
File:Zone 4chan4eva2.png
File:Zone 4chan4eva2.png
File:Moot Yotsuba Cake.jpg
File:Stuart heggie Yotsuba Cake.jpg
File:Moot snacks kiss.png
File:Stuart heggie snacks kiss.png
File:Inb4Belair.jpg
File:Inb4Belair.jpg
File:MOOOOOTTT by ylnats.png
File:MOOOOOTTT by ylnats.png
File:Disguise.jpg|If only this was the truth...
File:Disguise.jpg|If only this was the truth...
File:MootZalgo.png|[[Zalgo]]
File:Stuart heggieZalgo.png|[[Zalgo]]
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{{cg|Moot IRL Gallery|mootgallery1|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Stuart heggie IRL Gallery|stuart heggiegallery1|center|<gallery>
File:Moot_Server_Rack.jpg|moot literally lives inside [[4chan]]
File:Stuart heggie_Server_Rack.jpg|stuart heggie literally lives inside [[4chan]]
File:Wan to be moot.jpg|And if you want to /b/ moot, /b/ moot.
File:Wan to be stuart heggie.jpg|And if you want to /b/ stuart heggie, /b/ stuart heggie.
File:Mootroll.gif
File:Stuart heggieroll.gif
File:IMG 4445 large.jpg|moot and EDF's coolfag
File:IMG 4445 large.jpg|stuart heggie and EDF's coolfag
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Intermoots.jpg|Lol, [[television]].
File:Interstuart heggies.jpg|Lol, [[television]].
File:Queen_moot.jpg
File:Queen_stuart heggie.jpg
File:MultiMoot.jpg|A terrible photo-shoot he had done for his piece in [[jews|Time]].
File:MultiStuart heggie.jpg|A terrible photo-shoot he had done for his piece in [[jews|Time]].
File:MootsMom.jpeg|moot's IRL mother.
File:Stuart heggiesMom.jpeg|stuart heggie's IRL mother.
File:Nazimoot.jpg
File:Nazistuart heggie.jpg
File:Better_off_dead.jpg|You would be wise to do what mother says, /b/.
File:Better_off_dead.jpg|You would be wise to do what mother says, /b/.
File:Hideousmoot.jpg|It truly is.
File:Hideousstuart heggie.jpg|It truly is.
File:Mootladen.jpg
File:Stuart heggieladen.jpg
File:Moot_heil_kraut.jpg
File:Stuart heggie_heil_kraut.jpg
File:MootGeek.jpg |The great thing about being Moot isn't laughing at all of your failures, it's [[360_kid|showing everyone online that he did]].
File:Stuart heggieGeek.jpg |The great thing about being Stuart heggie isn't laughing at all of your failures, it's [[360_kid|showing everyone online that he did]].
File:Mootindrag.jpg|What the fuck?
File:Stuart heggieindrag.jpg|What the fuck?
File:Moot furry.jpg|Conspiring with [[Furry|the enemy]]...
File:Stuart heggie furry.jpg|Conspiring with [[Furry|the enemy]]...
File:Mootkip.PNG|Gotta liek them.
File:Stuart heggiekip.PNG|Gotta liek them.
File:Moot Ghost Negro.jpg|When you see it, you'll [[shit bricks]].
File:Stuart heggie Ghost Negro.jpg|When you see it, you'll [[shit bricks]].
File:Moot buttsecks.jpg|Yes, moot has cat ears even in real life.
File:Stuart heggie buttsecks.jpg|Yes, stuart heggie has cat ears even in real life.
File:Moot3.jpg|He can be a little girl?
File:Stuart heggie3.jpg|He can be a little girl?
File:Mootfanart 404gurl fucks moot ass.png|Moot fanart.
File:Stuart heggiefanart 404gurl fucks stuart heggie ass.png|Stuart heggie fanart.
File:Mootknot.jpg|November 30, 2008: Time to make up your mind, moot-groupies.
File:Stuart heggieknot.jpg|November 30, 2008: Time to make up your mind, stuart heggie-groupies.
File:Moot with boyfriend.jpg|His new boyfriend, a hugely endowed black man.
File:Stuart heggie with boyfriend.jpg|His new boyfriend, a hugely endowed black man.
File:Moot Nukem.jpg|[[Duke Nukem|moot Nukem]]
File:Stuart heggie Nukem.jpg|[[Duke Nukem|stuart heggie Nukem]]
File:Proofbwasnevergood.jpg|yup
File:Proofbwasnevergood.jpg|yup
File:MOOT exploitable.png|[[oh exploitable]]
File:STUART HEGGIE exploitable.png|[[oh exploitable]]
File:Where is your donation motivator Moot.jpg|[[Hookers and blow|Somehow]] he's still broke.
File:Where is your donation motivator Stuart heggie.jpg|[[Hookers and blow|Somehow]] he's still broke.
File:Real moot.jpg|oh shi-
File:Real stuart heggie.jpg|oh shi-
File:Butthurtm00t.jpg|He will b& you if you call him [[butthurt]], foo.
File:Butthurtm00t.jpg|He will b& you if you call him [[butthurt]], foo.
File:Ggngrtits.JPG|Proof Moot is hoarding his [[Jew gold]].
File:Ggngrtits.JPG|Proof Stuart heggie is hoarding his [[Jew gold]].
File:Mootisafaggot.png|moot admits to being a faggot.
File:Stuart heggieisafaggot.png|stuart heggie admits to being a faggot.
File:b moot suckin.jpg|Moar proof moot is hard gay, totally not a moot impersonator.
File:b stuart heggie suckin.jpg|Moar proof stuart heggie is hard gay, totally not a stuart heggie impersonator.
File:Moot in dress plus cat ears.jpg|Moot is looking totally straight in this pic, [[not gay]] at all.
File:Stuart heggie in dress plus cat ears.jpg|Stuart heggie is looking totally straight in this pic, [[not gay]] at all.
File:Crossdressing Moot.gif|Moot, attempting to hide his identity with makeup and colored contacts.  We know that jawline and that mouth, Moot!
File:Crossdressing Stuart heggie.gif|Stuart heggie, attempting to hide his identity with makeup and colored contacts.  We know that jawline and that mouth, Stuart heggie!
File:Moot soup.jpg|[[brb, soup]].
File:Stuart heggie soup.jpg|[[brb, soup]].
File:Mootforpresident.jpg|moot for president.
File:Stuart heggieforpresident.jpg|stuart heggie for president.
File:IMG 4445.JPG|Moot and Thuzdian loving on ED tshirts from http://www.lollershop.com/
File:IMG 4445.JPG|Stuart heggie and Thuzdian loving on ED tshirts from http://www.lollershop.com/
File:Brilliantmoot.jpg|[[BRILLIANT!]]
File:Brilliantstuart heggie.jpg|[[BRILLIANT!]]
File:IFag.jpg|moot with his [[iPad]]
File:IFag.jpg|stuart heggie with his [[iPad]]
File:Moots Face When.gif|[[Epilepsy]] someone?
File:Stuart heggies Face When.gif|[[Epilepsy]] someone?
File:Moot loves pudding.png|Christopher "moot" Poole's Facebook, or should we say...Chris Poole's Facebook...
File:Stuart heggie loves pudding.png|Christopher "stuart heggie" Poole's Facebook, or should we say...Chris Poole's Facebook...
File:Some people just want to.png|Chris "moot" Poole's want to see the world PUDDI
File:Some people just want to.png|Chris "stuart heggie" Poole's want to see the world PUDDI
File:Moot with cat.png|Chris "moot" Poole's Facebook, with DAT CAT!
File:Stuart heggie with cat.png|Chris "stuart heggie" Poole's Facebook, with DAT CAT!
File:THE REAL MOOT.png|Following no one?
File:THE REAL STUART HEGGIE.png|Following no one?
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{{cg|Moot never takes off his hat for porn|mootgallery2|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Stuart heggie never takes off his hat for porn|stuart heggiegallery2|center|<gallery>
File:moot.png
File:stuart heggie.png
File:Mootingayporn.jpg|Surprisingly he's pitching.
File:Stuart heggieingayporn.jpg|Surprisingly he's pitching.
File:Moot_snacks_gay_orgy.jpg|Now [[Snacks]] is involved
File:Stuart heggie_snacks_gay_orgy.jpg|Now [[Snacks]] is involved
File:Mootporn1.jpg
File:Stuart heggieporn1.jpg
File:Moot found in gay porn.jpg|The only time he took off his hat.
File:Stuart heggie found in gay porn.jpg|The only time he took off his hat.
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Moot porn.jpg|trufax
File:Stuart heggie porn.jpg|trufax
File:Mootporn2.jpg
File:Stuart heggieporn2.jpg
File:Mootporn3.jpg|Moot starring in 2dudes1bathtub.
File:Stuart heggieporn3.jpg|Stuart heggie starring in 2dudes1bathtub.
File:Mootporn4.jpg|Moot and W.T. Snacks.
File:Stuart heggieporn4.jpg|Stuart heggie and W.T. Snacks.
File:Moot porn as woman.jpg|He gets to be the little girl.
File:Stuart heggie porn as woman.jpg|He gets to be the little girl.
File:Moot_is_gay.jpg|Moot is mosaic of gay!
File:Stuart heggie_is_gay.jpg|Stuart heggie is mosaic of gay!
File:mootrain.jpg|[[mantrain|All aboard]]!
File:stuart heggierain.jpg|[[mantrain|All aboard]]!
File:Mootporn5.jpg|moot has [[mantits|mantitties]]
File:Stuart heggieporn5.jpg|stuart heggie has [[mantits|mantitties]]
File:Gay moot is gay 2.jpg|The second non-shopped pic, which yet again shows moot never taking off his baseball cap for porn
File:Gay stuart heggie is gay 2.jpg|The second non-shopped pic, which yet again shows stuart heggie never taking off his baseball cap for porn
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


{{cg|Time Magazine stuff|mootgallery3|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Time Magazine stuff|stuart heggiegallery3|center|<gallery>
File:Mootwins.jpg|I accidentally a whole poll.
File:Stuart heggiewins.jpg|I accidentally a whole poll.
File:Moot trollface94.jpg|moot with his [[trollface]] on.
File:Stuart heggie trollface94.jpg|stuart heggie with his [[trollface]] on.
File:Moot trool.png
File:Stuart heggie trool.png
File:Moot coolface.png
File:Stuart heggie coolface.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Moot exploitable plus.jpg|[[oh exploitable]]
File:Stuart heggie exploitable plus.jpg|[[oh exploitable]]
File:Moot exploitable.jpg|[[oh exploitable]] moar
File:Stuart heggie exploitable.jpg|[[oh exploitable]] moar
File:Mootoffended.jpg|The day moot lost his innocence.
File:Stuart heggieoffended.jpg|The day stuart heggie lost his innocence.
File:Moot00.png  
File:Stuart heggie00.png  
File:Moot55.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie55.jpg  
File:Moot82.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie82.jpg  
File:Moot89.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie89.jpg  
File:Moot62.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie62.jpg  
File:Moot92.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie92.jpg  
File:Moot17.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie17.jpg  
File:Moot30.jpg
File:Stuart heggie30.jpg
File:Moot42.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie42.jpg  
File:Moot67.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie67.jpg  
File:Moot75.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie75.jpg  
File:Moot86.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie86.jpg  
File:Moot02.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie02.jpg  
File:Moot15.jpg  
File:Stuart heggie15.jpg  
File:moot37.jpg
File:stuart heggie37.jpg
File:Moot63.jpg
File:Stuart heggie63.jpg
File:Moot77.jpg
File:Stuart heggie77.jpg
File:Moot97.jpg
File:Stuart heggie97.jpg
File:Moot21.jpg
File:Stuart heggie21.jpg
File:Moot22.jpg
File:Stuart heggie22.jpg
File:Moot_leik_mudkips.jpg
File:Stuart heggie_leik_mudkips.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


==Threads==
==Threads==
{{4chanarchive|66671017|ITT moot.|65169337|moot essay.|51360875|Tone it down guys.|49400589|moot fails at chemo|47925247|7chan merger|43556173|moot goes insane|42632877|moot's email|28104324|for good (dirty) times, make it chinatown times|22972938|moot admits to letting /b/ kill itself|22962179|moot fanmail|21987589|make jenn a mod?|53239173|moot doesn't tip}}
{{4chanarchive|66671017|ITT stuart heggie.|65169337|stuart heggie essay.|51360875|Tone it down guys.|49400589|stuart heggie fails at chemo|47925247|7chan merger|43556173|stuart heggie goes insane|42632877|stuart heggie's email|28104324|for good (dirty) times, make it chinatown times|22972938|stuart heggie admits to letting /b/ kill itself|22962179|stuart heggie fanmail|21987589|make jenn a mod?|53239173|stuart heggie doesn't tip}}


==Please Read==
==Please Read==
[[File:Moots.jpg|center|link=File:Thatfuckingcat.jpg]]
[[File:Stuart heggies.jpg|center|link=File:Thatfuckingcat.jpg]]


===Sauce of That fucking cat===
===Sauce of That fucking cat===
[[File:Dat_fucking_Tumblr.png]]  
[[File:Dat_fucking_Tumblr.png]]  


By invisibro, a 4chan moderator who lives in Brooklyn and is moot's personal friend (Like all the rest of moot's 21 moderators).
By invisibro, a 4chan moderator who lives in Brooklyn and is stuart heggie's personal friend (Like all the rest of stuart heggie's 21 moderators).


==See also==
==See also==
[[Image:Moot lols.jpg|right|thumb|Moot's Mugshot]]
[[Image:Stuart heggie lols.jpg|right|thumb|Stuart heggie's Mugshot]]
*[[Moot is Olev]]
*[[Stuart heggie is Olev]]
*[[Mark Zuckerberg]]
*[[Mark Zuckerberg]]
*[[Doink Doink]]
*[[Doink Doink]]
*[[Meximoot]]
*[[Mexistuart heggie]]
*[[I hope nobody has hacked the stream]]
*[[I hope nobody has hacked the stream]]
*[[Time Magazine|Oh, for fuck's sake.]]
*[[Time Magazine|Oh, for fuck's sake.]]
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.facebook.com/chrispoole Chris "moot" Poole's Facebook]
*[http://www.facebook.com/chrispoole Chris "stuart heggie" Poole's Facebook]
*[http://www.twitter.com/THE_REAL_MOOT THE_REAL_MOOT]
*[http://www.twitter.com/THE_REAL_STUART HEGGIE THE_REAL_STUART HEGGIE]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crimsonninjagirl/page90/ moot and faggot IRL friends]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crimsonninjagirl/page90/ stuart heggie and faggot IRL friends]
*[http://www.ko-chan.org/moot moot Worship]
*[http://www.ko-chan.org/stuart heggie stuart heggie Worship]
*[http://www.facebook.com/inbox/#/profile.php?id=1391980510&ref=name moot's Facebook]
*[http://www.facebook.com/inbox/#/profile.php?id=1391980510&ref=name stuart heggie's Facebook]
*[http://digg.com/tech_news/Wall_Street_Journal_on_4chan_and_Christopher_Poole Digg for Moot on the ''Lol Street Journal'']
*[http://digg.com/tech_news/Wall_Street_Journal_on_4chan_and_Christopher_Poole Digg for Stuart heggie on the ''Lol Street Journal'']
*[http://rapidshare.com/files/122775321/wincest.rar.html Rapidshit for m00t in drag]
*[http://rapidshare.com/files/122775321/wincest.rar.html Rapidshit for m00t in drag]
*[mailto:moot@4chan.org Click to email Moot]
*[mailto:stuart heggie@4chan.org Click to email Stuart heggie]
*[http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1894410_1893837_1894180,00.html Moot's Influential People article in ''Time Magazine''] (Written by [[Rick Astley]] himself)
*[http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1894410_1893837_1894180,00.html Stuart heggie's Influential People article in ''Time Magazine''] (Written by [[Rick Astley]] himself)
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html m00t is interviewed alongside ED regulars by New York Time's Mattathias Schwartz]
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html m00t is interviewed alongside ED regulars by New York Time's Mattathias Schwartz]
*[http://nerdworld.blogs.time.com/2008/07/10/now_in_papervision_the_4chan_g/ Somebody finally gets the '''C'''hristopher '''P'''oole troll.]
*[http://nerdworld.blogs.time.com/2008/07/10/now_in_papervision_the_4chan_g/ Somebody finally gets the '''C'''hristopher '''P'''oole troll.]


===Vids===
===Vids===
*{{Youtube|LrC4Hr9_VSQ|moot acting like a faggot}}
*{{Youtube|LrC4Hr9_VSQ|stuart heggie acting like a faggot}}
*{{Youtube|Ttc5AXUOcFQ|Snacks:"Why does your website suck?"}}
*{{Youtube|Ttc5AXUOcFQ|Snacks:"Why does your website suck?"}}
*{{youtube|vG5pxYv4Wp4|Moot at the Berkman Center}} wat
*{{youtube|vG5pxYv4Wp4|Stuart heggie at the Berkman Center}} wat


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Revision as of 11:12, 20 August 2011

This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!


File:Stuart heggie-tan.jpg
File:Stuart heggie hitler.png
Stuart heggie addressing the masses of 4chan.

stuart heggie (AKA m00t, m00tle, m♥♥t, Doug, mοοt !Εр8рui8Vw2 ­## Αdmіn and (the) faggot, "real" name Christopher Poole (aka Chris Poole) or Robert Goin or Rick Benson), is a completely respectable human being who, after turning into a swan and raping the maiden Internets, conceived 4chan. It offers free porn of multitudinous varieties, but, like a pay-per-view phoenix, dies every new moon and must be resurrected by shedding the blood of a donator.

Stuart heggie then takes this money and flees to Cancun, Mexico; also known as Stuart heggiexico. He has prepared for this by graduating from grade school with a degree in Mexican studies. All the while spreading a deadly concoction of diabetes, cancer, AIDS, and epic fail which combined to form swine flu.

In addition, his life goal is to be the little girl.

Lately his popularity has changed due to him becoming an awkward fucktard who thinks he is an Internets celebrity, making 4chan his own personal army and make anonymous look like dangerous HACKERS ON STEROIDS.

Stuart heggie, the supreme overlord of the Internet that he is, is responsible for /b/-day in which the pedophiles of 4chan were exiled from the land of milk and honey known as /b/, and cast out into the cesspool known as Anontalk.com. Unfortunately the wrath of Stuart heggie was indiscriminate, as his banhammer of massive girth fell too hard on too broad a landscape, so as a result unsuspecting /b/tards who were not to blame for any illegal content posted on 4chan were also banished from /b/ resulting in a massive rebellion against Lord Stuart heggie. More information can be found on the /b/-day page.

Stuart heggie approves

However, in December 07, stuart heggie's castle of hentai, AIDS, and cat macros was taken from him, forcing him to live as just another gay person on the internet for a few days.

Lately however, Stuart heggie is back from Stuart heggiexico after his soup-binge and homo erotic adventures. But, does he have any IRL friends? NO?! OMFG ARE YOU SURPRISED! Did you learn anything from the above? Stuart heggie likes to take credit for starting Anonymous, but it was actually Shii who started it on his own imageboard and then convinced stuart heggie to implement it on 4chan's /b/. [1]

Stuart heggie's tripcode is #faggot, if for some reason you didn't know. Also a permaban if you try to use it, so don't do it DO IT FAGGOT

Did you know that even though stuart heggie almost never answers his emails, he saves every email that he gets forever?

As of late he has been fagging up r9k with his sticky threads; the most recent claiming to have a girlfriend, however this is a lie, because as we all know: stuart heggie is a faggot (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Retirement (copypasta)

File:Stuart heggie death prediction.jpg
Will it come true?
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Killed by his own weapon

So I know stuart heggie, we went to high school together and my little brother just about worships the guy and spends way too much time on 4chan. I was never into anime, because I am not a gigantic faggot, and i never really looked at 4chan except for /ck/, but anyway last night i called stuart heggie because my brother wanted to know wtf was up and stuart heggie said we should come over to his parents house (he has a swanky apartment near the servers in downtown Dallas, but its not very big. Great building, though). So i got my little brother and a couple six packs of lone star and some kirins and went over. There was maybe a dozen people over and when we came in, stuart heggie who was drinking soup, told us 4chan was over and he wanted it to out like it started, without much fanfare. He said that he'd banked enough money from it (almost three million after taxes he said) and after the latest terrorist scare of 4chan origin this week he was afraid that he'd lose it to government fines or lawyers somehow and that he enough money for the rest of his life now anyway. Then he went on about how since 4chan got so big he didn't have any time to have fun, but he didn't want to sell it and see his creation turned into corporate crap, so he just pulled the plug (he was a huge nirvana fan in high school, so at least he didn't suck on a twelve gauge) before it got completely out of control. Then he talked to my brother about anime for like an hour. Apparently, he was trying to get brought up to speed after missing out for a couple years. He said he is considering moving to Japan and writing or producing anime designed for western audiences and the 4chan servers will be auctioned at the beginning of next year and maybe the domain as well. My little brother was trying to show off or some shit and pounded one too many and puked on the kitchen floor so i threw him in the car and went home. Anyway, I thought you would want to know about this, so here it is. TL;DR

IRL name

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stuart heggie on a roof. (in Cambridge)

Anonymous, with their desire to hunt down stuart heggie for his cock, found out that he was raised in Springfield, Illinois. At first, it was assumed that stuart heggie's name was Richard Goin, based off a Google search, since Google always tells the truth. However, further investigation into the camwhoring of his friends shows that stuart heggie's first name is actually Robert, and that his friends are in fact closeted furries.

Further research has revealed that Richard Robert Goins is not in fact stuart heggie's real name, but it is his porn name. In porn, stuart heggie for unknown reasons always wears his baseball cap. It is his signature style no other adult film star has had before. stuart heggie currently resides in Cambridge, Massachusetts (see image on top right).

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Anonymous hunting down stuart heggie. Last name: Goins
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stuart heggie as Rob. Look at that fag making eggs.

Impersonation

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One goes through extra stuart heggie impersonation effort with making the stuart heggie mask!
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The only true Stuart heggie.
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stuart heggie actually delivers for once in his faggy life (Nice YTMND shirt, nerd). (is fake stuart heggie though)

Since 4chan began until early 2009, 4chan had no rule against stuart heggie impersonation and on /b/ it clearly was allowed by the rules. Eventually stuart heggie noticed this, although he'd always ban for it. The other moderators never have and never will ban for it--all bans for this are from stuart heggie and they're only for stuart heggie impersonation, never W.T. Snacks impersonation.

stuart heggie is a pretty laid back guy, but when someone impersonates him, he becomes insanely furious. Why? Nobody knows. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and yet stuart heggie gets just as enraged over stuart heggie impersonation as Chris-chan‎ and The Real Chris Chan‎ get over Chris-chan impersonation.

Originally, stuart heggie impersonation was as easy as this:

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But over time stuart heggie has been working to stop it. Techniques still exist but whenever they're posted on ED, stuart heggie quickly blocks them due to the flood of newfags not knowing when to and when not to use them.

hipster stuart heggie is serious buisness.

The mystery of his sexual preference

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That's right, the guy who owns 4chan is a fag.
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This is a real quote.

Question is: is stuart heggie homosexual or bisexual?

The answer remains a mystery because stuart heggie has never replied to this. Nonetheless, stuart heggie occasionally tries to solicit dates on 4chan with hilarious consequences when people guess his sexual preference wrong.

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/page. And as you can see, stuart heggie always has his hat on when doing porn.
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People get gay for his pronunciations.
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stuart heggie giving you the message.
stuart heggie lays down the law to an unsuspecting camwhore.
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stuart heggie lays the fuckdown.



Stuart heggie is well known as a homosexual:

  • He often will kiss other men.
  • He says he wants to be the little girl.
  • He crossdresses, usually sexually in crotchless outfits.
  • Even when he doesn't crossdress, he wears lots of pink and he wears women's makeup that at the very least makes his checks extra rosy.
  • He repeatedly bans female camwhores saying he doesn't care and when a male hits on stuart heggie, stuart heggie replies back eagerly and then stickies the post.
  • He says he wants to be the little girl.
  • He is seen in photos hanging around with hot girls and not showing any sign of attraction to them.
  • He is too well groomed for a straight man.
  • He says he wants to be the little girl.
  • And then of course there's his tripcode...
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stuart heggie, though, is the only man in existence who can pull off being both cool and a #faggot at the same time.

LOL J/K HE'S STRAIGHT

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This is how Allyson got to be a mod too.

Summer '08

My father...was Stuart heggie...

These days stuart heggie is seen a lot more on 4chan, sticking every thread he posts in on /b/ and /r9k/ and leaving it there for days for all to be blessed by his presence. He has also been spotted updating the news page and asking people to read it and occasionally showing up in the weekly Midnight Snacks threads on /r9k/ and banning anyone who says anything about his past with Snacks. Stuart heggie recently trolled 4chan, especially /b/, by giving an interview in the Wall Street Journal about 4chan where he released his real name, and later stating on 4chan that "Christopher Poole" was just an act of trolling.

Many /b/tards with half a brain were able to see this for what it was, a lame-assed attempt to cover his tracks, as stuart heggie would not lie to the Wall Street Journal. For stuart heggie, as a wannabe camwhore, would not want to piss off a reporter and jeopardize future interviews. The result is that he will be promptly SWATted just like Kirtaner was. This is expected to result in a surge of newfags on the site, much to the dismay of many /b/tards.

Time Magazine article
Wall Street Journal article
stuart heggie's testimony in the Sarah Palin email hacking case.

m00t "raves" with some newfags


   
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—Truth

Epic raid

On November 9th, 2008, stuart heggie posted a number of threads pretty much showing how much of a camwhore he is, so /b/tards took initiative and began posting numerous threads similar to stuart heggie's, only to receive the banhammer, but was pretty funny while it lasted. For some reason people kept thinking these trolls were stuart heggie and were subsequently trolled themselves. Below is an example of this:

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Fake stuart heggie. Notice the name and tripcode.

stuart heggie 2009

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Poole's Closed
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The jobhunt's hit a snag.
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Stuart heggie is back for 2009, bitches! Let the b&ing begin!1!!!!1!!1one!!1 fucking trolled idiot, you get banned in the post body, NOT the subject line

On February 17th, 2009, stuart heggie found himself gracing the front page of the style/culture section of the The Washington Post. Drawing on his appearance at ROFL Thing this year, the article is basically the same as the Time Magazine article published last year, apart from the revelation that despite the growing publicity the internet's "master of memes" has received in the last year and a half and the lucrative ad revenues he's been pulling in due to 4chan's ever-growing popularity, he's been unable to secure a job IRL, still living with his mom, and 20k in debt. TL;DR: stuart heggie is in for tough times, where did it all go?.

On the bright side for stuart heggiele, Time Magazine has decided to suck his muddy cock even more, and included him on the voting list of Time`s 100 Most Influential People. Wait, what?

As of April 27th Stuart heggie IS Time Magazine's World's Most Influential person. A Time Magazine editor had this to say, "I know it was rigged but he just would not stop offering to suck my cock. So, I finally let him and JESUS CHRIST, shit was so cash. Why do you think he won by such a wide margin?" I wonder if he got the stains out?

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2012 Election Nominee

Troll the vote is up comingcampaign started on 4chan. As of 2012 stuart heggie will be 25, which is the age where he is a legal candidate for the house of Representatives.

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