Bungie.net

Bungie.net is the website for a a rich community of faggots and a small dwelling community of furries. The website can be quite funny at times, and is also ripe trolling grounds. Trolling tactics must be unconventional, however.

IRC chat

Some halofags created a bungie.net irc chat on irc.adelais.net. #bungienet . Make sure you don't do any of the following or you will be banned: Criticize any of the OPs, criticize Obama, voice an opinion, talk, idle, joining the channel, or exist at all.

Master Chief is a woman!

On December 13, 2010, a user called Zickson posted this thread in the Halo Reacharound forums. In the topic, Zickson suggests that there is no proof that Master Chief is a man, so he must be a woman. The post generated 8 pages of butthurt from the halo reach fanboys who were too stupid to recognize the obvious troll to ignore it. Some users went so far as to use evidence from the books in order to dispute Zickson.

lolReach

On August 13, 2011, in the middle of the night, a group of trolls decided to spam the Reacharound forum with pages of nothing but the words: lolReach. While all of the fanboys were becoming butthurt, the Bungie mods were busy sleeping in their beds. This spamming went on for several hours before one forum mod, Duardo, signed on and saw that his prized forum had gone to hell, he subsequently b& most of the forum, even people who tried to stop the trolls. But, the mods didn't realize that Bungie's bans are easy as shit to get around and that most of the spammers already had alternate accounts waiting for them, in case a mod actually did stop them.

The Flood

To say The Flood is like /b/ is like saying that dropping your eyeliner in the toilet is like the BP oil spill. Despite this, there are some arseholes on The Flood who believe this very thing, only to be tarred and feathered by the more internet-savvy members who have plenty of oil at their disposal for tarring and feathering.

In any case, the Flood boils down to these points:

• The prohibition of pornography (not necessarily a good thing).
• It's even more retarded.
• The mods try to repress the stupidity, resulting in many bans.
• porches

The easiest way to troll the flood is to simply make a thread about any of the following: Politics, MW2 being good, religion, girls, being gay, saying rap is good, saying rock is good, music in general, porches, and anything else you can think of. It is supposedly "protected" by a group called "The Flood's Army". Mainly just sit on their asses.

Gallery of Floodian Culture

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  A typical day in the flood forum.

Forum Ninjas

Forum Ninja's are what BNet calls it's moderators. The term does not sound gay, at all. These forum faggots or bungie worshippers or whatever you wanna call them have no life and believe Bungie is GOD. They happily swallow loads of Bungie's cum and regularly toss each other off in glee at the thought of another map pack. They ban for everything and anything that doesn't worship bungie and have a deep seeded hatred of trolls.