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== I am boss who are you? == | |||
Aushok is the demon summoned from hell by dshocker, to reap havoc on the internets and crush the inferior enemies of boss ddoshocker. He is responsible for the DDoS attacks of this website, among many others and is a to be feared individual. Together with Cromlech or "CBOSS", they decided to enslave all of the *chan sites at once, resulting in a one week downtime of 711chan, 4chan, 420chan and not420chan simultaneously. Aushok is the last of the epic SWAT'ers and carders, left with only his pride & companion C as his comradesfell victim to Operation Boss Roast. | Aushok is the demon summoned from hell by dshocker, to reap havoc on the internets and crush the inferior enemies of boss ddoshocker. He is responsible for the DDoS attacks of this website, among many others and is a to be feared individual. Together with Cromlech or "CBOSS", they decided to enslave all of the *chan sites at once, resulting in a one week downtime of 711chan, 4chan, 420chan and not420chan simultaneously. Aushok is the last of the epic SWAT'ers and carders, left with only his pride & companion C as his comradesfell victim to Operation Boss Roast. | ||
[[Image:Aush0kmongler.jpg|thumb|Boss loves Cockmongler.]] | |||
== Known facts about the Eboss == | == Known facts about the Eboss == | ||
*He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet. | *He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet. | ||
*His stats are haxed at maximum value. | *His stats are haxed at maximum value. | ||
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Aush0k boss being the bad ass mother fucker he is, leaked some of his fake dox to fool you fucking retards. Sirens''' WEEE WOOOOOH WEEEE WOOOOH'''!! | Aush0k boss being the bad ass mother fucker he is, leaked some of his fake dox to fool you fucking retards. Sirens''' WEEE WOOOOOH WEEEE WOOOOH'''!! | ||
*http://pastebin.com/f7d99c76f | *http://pastebin.com/f7d99c76f | ||
== 420chan get's BOSS Smacked == | |||
[[File:420chanraped.JPG]] | |||
Revision as of 04:19, 3 September 2011
I am boss who are you?
Aushok is the demon summoned from hell by dshocker, to reap havoc on the internets and crush the inferior enemies of boss ddoshocker. He is responsible for the DDoS attacks of this website, among many others and is a to be feared individual. Together with Cromlech or "CBOSS", they decided to enslave all of the *chan sites at once, resulting in a one week downtime of 711chan, 4chan, 420chan and not420chan simultaneously. Aushok is the last of the epic SWAT'ers and carders, left with only his pride & companion C as his comradesfell victim to Operation Boss Roast.
Known facts about the Eboss
- He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet.
- His stats are haxed at maximum value.
- Wears a suit at all times.
- He is the funniest mother fucker i've ever met.
Aush0k enslaves the chans
1. 420chan and the /i/nsurgents are targeted first and were quickly cooked in the ez bake oven. 2. 711chan was hit, in an attempt to incite action against C & Aush 3. CBoss & Aush visited the partyvan IRC servers, and took them all offline. When they let it back on, they visited #insurgency where januszeal and all of the other Admins sucked both of their cocks,
- januszeal sets mode +q on AUSHOK
- januszeal sets mode +q on Cromlech
Aushok & Cromlech thought that they could utilize the forces of Anonymous for their own needs, and said they would equip them with a small, outdated oven & a lifetime supply of KFC Vouchers. After the realization that assimilation, reformation or crowning any of the *chan trolls as associates or lackies was impossible due to their level of inferiority, the bosses Cromlech & Aushok left the chan sites and IRCD's alone
IRC logs
Y U GET NULL ROUTED SON????
- jewlion ([email protected]) Quit (Input/output error)
- @plasma ([email protected]) Quit (Resource temporarily unavailable)
- +Tony`Stark ([email protected]) Quit (Resource temporarily unavailable)
- Ms_Mister ([email protected]) has joined #420chan
- [FBI] sets mode: +ao Ms_Mister Ms_Mister
- Kakama sets mode: +v Ms_Mister
- +whurrk ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
Dox ROFL
Aush0k boss being the bad ass mother fucker he is, leaked some of his fake dox to fool you fucking retards. Sirens WEEE WOOOOOH WEEEE WOOOOH!!
420chan get's BOSS Smacked
ED irc gets Boss Spammed
Suffice to say, having his balls castrated on camera wasn't enough to deter aush0k from his duties. After Encyclopedia Dramatica went offline for good on April 14, 2011, Aush0k decided to pay ED irc a visit.
Apr 15 15:37:01 * aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed Apr 15 15:37:05 <PieAreSquare> Yeah, I meant the people who don't want to do a SFW wiki Apr 15 15:37:06 <LYNX> we all die anyways Apr 15 15:37:10 <Finney> and yes, fucking anon is sooooo stupif Apr 15 15:37:11 <aush0k> hello faggots Apr 15 15:37:14 <Finney> the forums will be NSFW Apr 15 15:37:16 <PieAreSquare> Not everyone is going to want to contributo to ohi Apr 15 15:37:19 <aush0k> what has happened to ed ? Apr 15 15:37:21 <Finney> aush0k: hello boring troll Apr 15 15:37:27 <kasper> PieAreSquare, good Apr 15 15:37:28 <Finney> aush0k: ED evilved Apr 15 15:37:32 <Finney> evolved also Apr 15 15:37:37 <PieAreSquare> ashok: We're not doing it any more, fuck off Apr 15 15:37:55 <Finney> lol Apr 15 15:38:03 <LYNX> aushOk, what's wrong? Apr 15 15:38:05 <PieAreSquare> We're on holiday forever Apr 15 15:38:07 <aush0k> the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove Apr 15 15:38:20 <PieAreSquare> Never heard of them Apr 15 15:38:21 <Finney> aush0k, if you think that's true, be my guest Apr 15 15:38:21 <PieAreSquare> FUck off Apr 15 15:38:22 <LYNX> ok Apr 15 15:38:33 <ttj> WHY DID WE OFFEND IRC.GROVE.BZ Apr 15 15:38:35 <ttj> WHY Apr 15 15:38:36 <ttj> YOU ASSHOLES Apr 15 15:38:44 <PieAreSquare> I thought it had been well established that we'd been bought and now we're all rich Apr 15 15:38:48 <Finney> lolol Apr 15 15:38:49 <LYNX> aushOk, go start an article about that Apr 15 15:38:53 <Finney> Pie, true Apr 15 15:38:58 <Finney> lol Lynx Apr 15 15:38:59 <Finney> yes Apr 15 15:39:07 <Finney> that is the appropriate course of action: Apr 15 15:39:07 <deuZ> [00:40:15] <aush0k> the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove Apr 15 15:39:08 <PieAreSquare> I can has my jewgolds nao, Sherrod Apr 15 15:39:13 <deuZ> what the fuck is irc.grove.bz? Apr 15 15:39:19 <deuZ> is that some fucking faggot hivemind? Apr 15 15:39:22 <PieAreSquare> Never heard of it Apr 15 15:39:27 <deuZ> YOU Apr 15 15:39:28 <deuZ> PieAreSquare Apr 15 15:39:35 <deuZ> why did you molest me Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k> [17:41:10] <+deuZ> what the fuck is irc.grove.bz? Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k> [17:41:16] <+deuZ> is that some fucking faggot hivemind like ED? Apr 15 15:39:46 <PieAreSquare> The answer to that question Apr 15 15:39:46 <Finney> lol Apr 15 15:39:51 * Finney sets ban on *!*@4D73B2E7.7638D553.ACEAA30.IP Apr 15 15:39:55 <Finney> yes hello Apr 15 15:39:59 <PieAreSquare> Is the same as the answer to EVERY question which starts "Why did you molest me" Apr 15 15:40:01 <Finney> you are not saying anything of value Apr 15 15:40:04 <PieAreSquare> Because you were asking it, obv Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ> PieAreSquare, was not asking to get molested on the wiki Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ> yet i did Apr 15 15:40:16 <deuZ> by you Apr 15 15:40:16 * aush0k ([email protected]) has left #ed
Boss later graced ED irc with his presence once more to deliver a ddos on ED's replacement site Ohinternet and some spam.
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> mediacrat: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Sheneequa: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> killhamster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Fiskie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> fuith: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> hipcrime_: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Knots: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> loli: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Pory-tan: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:14 <aush0k> Cretin: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:15 <aush0k> eta_carinae: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:16 <aush0k> huff3r: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k> Mancow: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k> Michelle: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:20 <aush0k> nawcom: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k> Teckie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k> ttj: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:22 <aush0k> abdul: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:23 <aush0k> adjective_noun: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k> Atlus: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k> Blanket: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:26 <aush0k> Bwaah: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:27 <aush0k> funknut: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:28 <aush0k> galleria: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:28 * rzablade ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:18:29 <aush0k> hipcrime: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:31 <aush0k> i: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:32 <aush0k> JailBait: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:33 <aush0k> joepie91: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <aush0k> k-hate: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <ttj> ty aush0k
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k> Michael: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k> MTFinney: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k> Num43: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k> pylon: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <aush0k> Rokkross: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <Rokkross> Such a happy welcoming for everyone
Apr 15 16:18:40 <aush0k> Sariya: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k> ScottSteiner: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k> toastmonster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k> twater: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k> VanKrauseLaptop: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:44 <adjective_noun> how are you gentlemen
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Apr 15 16:18:52 <Atlus> lol shut up aush0k
Apr 15 16:18:59 <ttj> all ur base
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> mediacrat: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Sheneequa: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> killhamster: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Fiskie: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> fuith: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> hipcrime_: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Knots: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> loli: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:23 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:26 <aush0k> Pory-tan: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:27 <aush0k> Cretin: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 <aush0k> eta_carinae: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 * aush0k has quit ([anonymuncule.irc] Local kill by wit (dont highlight me plz))
Apr 15 16:19:37 <Pory-tan> lol
Apr 15 16:19:39 <Pory-tan> ic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <loli> oic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <VanKrauseLaptop> Boss? He's back>
Apr 15 16:19:44 * aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:19:48 <Pory-tan> I already knew that though
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> mediacrat: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> Sheneequa: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> killhamster: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> Fiskie: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> fuith: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:55 <aush0k> hipcrime_: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:57 <aush0k> Knots: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:58 <VanKrauseLaptop> aush0k: This the real aush0k?
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k> loli: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:03 <aush0k> Pory-tan: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:03 * brxbrx ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:05 <aush0k> Cretin: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:06 <aush0k> eta_carinae: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:08 <aush0k> huff3r: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:11 <aush0k> Mancow: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:12 * mcknife ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:12 <aush0k> Michelle: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:14 <aush0k> nawcom: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:16 * hipcrime_ sets mode +m #ed
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Apr 15 16:20:22 <hipcrime_> jeezus
Apr 15 16:20:28 <hipcrime_> yeah okay ddos successful
Apr 15 16:20:29 * Fiskie has quit (Quit: Out of the way subplot, main story coming through~)
Apr 15 16:20:32 <hipcrime_> now stfu
Apr 15 16:20:37 <VanKrauseLaptop> I think b0ss is mad.
Apr 15 16:20:38 * #ed :You need voice (+v) (#ed)
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Apr 15 16:20:55 * mediacrat gives channel operator status to Finney
Apr 15 16:21:06 <Cretin> http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpgxzjV4U1qa5z1ro1_500.png <---- Fucking magnets, how do they make Melbourne a better place?
Apr 15 16:21:09 <Pory-tan> lol
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Apr 15 16:21:15 * mediacrat gives channel half-operator status to Needsmoarsyrup
Apr 15 16:21:23 * Knots has quit (Client exited)
Apr 15 16:22:36 * aush0k has quit ([anonymuncule.irc] Local kill by wit (dont highlight me plz))