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[[Image:KiwiFag.jpg|thumb|400px|Original image accompanied by one of the troll threads]]
[[Image:KiwiFag.jpg|thumb|400px|Original image accompanied by one of the troll threads]]
[[Image:Kiwifag2.jpg|thumb|Penis or finger, you decide.]]
[[Image:Kiwifag2.jpg|thumb|Penis or finger, you decide.]]


Kiwi Troll is the name that has been allocated to two individuals who frequently visit /b/ of [[4chan]], causing mild anarchy by creating 'doubles' posts with the incentive of [[Win|sexual reward]], the majority of there threads appear to gather 250+ posts in minutes, the reason being, one of the individuals is a female, [[No girls on the internet|a rare sight]] - indeed.
Kiwi Troll is the name that has been allocated to two faggots who frequently visit [[/b/]], and trolling the fuck out of them by creating 'doubles' posts claiming that you will get [[Win|tits]],but as we all know [[No girls on the internet|that is impossible.]]




==Name==
==Name==
Apparently 'Kiwi' is a nickname of the male of the pair, but has since been allocated to both of them via there alias 'Kiwi Troll' as any smart individuals, they have not released any [[IRL|real]] information.
[[Shit nobody cares about|Apparently 'Kiwi' is a nickname of the male of the pair, but has since been allocated to both of them via there alias 'Kiwi Troll' as any smart individuals, they have not released any real information.]]
 
 
==Just Troll'in==
One of there greatest feats was when a thread was started on /b/ the image being a photo of 'Kiwi' and the unknown female holding a piece of paper which read - 'Post ending in doubles decides what I do with her' naturally /b/tards lurking at the time were amazed to be reminded that females exist - and begin rolling like no tomorrow, only to find that the first post had indeed been a doubles, 'penis in ear' being the request... 189 posts later, a photo appeared of 'Kiwi' putting some form of body part into the ear of the female, the unknown member is still being disputed, with about over [[9000]] people claiming it to be a "very skinny penis" and another [[9000]] people suggesting it is trickery and in actual fact - a finger. Following this event, about 7 different doubles had been rolled, (as /b/tards realized it may not indeed be a troll) and one fag linked tinychat... encouraging the [[op]] to enter and perform the ever increasing list of requests... the trolls entered the page and began to broadcast, about 40 faggots entered and began to bargain using the ever effective [[tits or gtfo]], minutes later, after a fag had requested "[[sharpie]] in the pooper" 'Kiwi' lowered his clothing while the female inserted the sharpie into the pooper... serves the fuckers right for not being descriptive about the act they desired.
 
 
==Tracking down Kiwi Troll==
Newfags and particularly low lifed individuals began to search facebook for 'Kiwi' with no luck, as of yet no information has been found regarding the pair, although some fag claiming to know them IRL suggested the females name is Ava.




==4chan continues to be retarded==
==/b/ is retarded==
4chan once again had an opportunity to gain some fresh content, but ruined any chance of [[tits]] by being particularly rude and demanding [[TITS OR GTFO]], another point of interest is the fact that the two were mocked when in reality, the only reason the fags were interested was because they couldn't get [[pussy]] themselves.  
The Kiwi trolls trolled the fuck out of /b/ with their fake as hell posts. One of there greatest lulz was had when a thread was started on /b/ the image being a photo of 'Kiwi' and the [[trap]] holding a piece of paper which read - 'Post ending in doubles decides what I do with her' Naturally [[/b/tards]],being the huge [[retards]] they are,started posting.It turned out the first post requested a [[penis]] in "her" ear and obtained doubles [[GET]]. [[At least 100]] posts later, a photo appeared of 'Kiwi' putting his finger in the ear of the [[trap]], and /b/tards fell for it. After this lulz, about 7 different doubles had been gotten, (as /b/tards still didn't see the obvious trollage) and one fag linked to a tinychat,encouraging the [[OP]] to enter and [[troll]] some [[moar]].The trolls entered the page,after laughing at how stupid /b/ was being,and began to broadcast, about 40 /b/tards entered and began to screech [[tits or gtfo]]. Minutes later, after a /b/tard had requested "[[sharpie]] in the pooper" 'Kiwi' lowered his clothing while the trap inserted the sharpie into his pooper,effectivly [[pwning]] the /b/tards.
/b/ once again had an opportunity to be [[fucking retarded]], but realized that chanting [[TITS OR GTFO]] wouldn't work because the girl was a [[trap]]. The Kiwi Trolls mocked them,[[basement dweller|claiming that anybody posting on this had no life,when they had no life either.]]




==Incest==
Several individuals suggested that they are brother and sister, which invoked much hilarity as they do look quite alike.
==See Also==
==See Also==



Revision as of 13:08, 17 September 2011

File:KiwiFag.jpg
Original image accompanied by one of the troll threads
File:Kiwifag2.jpg
Penis or finger, you decide.

Kiwi Troll is the name that has been allocated to two faggots who frequently visit b, and trolling the fuck out of them by creating 'doubles' posts claiming that you will get tits,but as we all know that is impossible.


Name

Apparently 'Kiwi' is a nickname of the male of the pair, but has since been allocated to both of them via there alias 'Kiwi Troll' as any smart individuals, they have not released any real information.


/b/ is retarded

The Kiwi trolls trolled the fuck out of /b/ with their fake as hell posts. One of there greatest lulz was had when a thread was started on /b/ the image being a photo of 'Kiwi' and the trap holding a piece of paper which read - 'Post ending in doubles decides what I do with her' Naturally /b/tards,being the huge retards they are,started posting.It turned out the first post requested a penis in "her" ear and obtained doubles GET. At least 100 posts later, a photo appeared of 'Kiwi' putting his finger in the ear of the trap, and /b/tards fell for it. After this lulz, about 7 different doubles had been gotten, (as /b/tards still didn't see the obvious trollage) and one fag linked to a tinychat,encouraging the OP to enter and troll some moar.The trolls entered the page,after laughing at how stupid /b/ was being,and began to broadcast, about 40 /b/tards entered and began to screech tits or gtfo. Minutes later, after a /b/tard had requested "sharpie in the pooper" 'Kiwi' lowered his clothing while the trap inserted the sharpie into his pooper,effectivly pwning the /b/tards. /b/ once again had an opportunity to be fucking retarded, but realized that chanting TITS OR GTFO wouldn't work because the girl was a trap. The Kiwi Trolls mocked them,claiming that anybody posting on this had no life,when they had no life either.


See Also

Kiwi Troll
is part of a series on
the cancer that is killing /b/
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