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{{Spoiler|DORIAN THORN TROLLED HIS OWN PENIS OFF}}
{{Spoiler|DORIAN THORN TROLLED HIS OWN PENIS OFF}}
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==Dorian Thorn==
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|thumb|right|Story of his life.]]
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a [[Troll|troll]] for the [[Lulz|lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.  He started a blog that featured him sucking [[Over 9000|over 9000]] [[Cock|dicks]] and being a huge [[Faggot|faggot]].  He documented himself [http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html fucking his sister], sucking off a dog and a horse, running around naked in daycare centers, getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers, jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.  Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.


When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless [[Faggotry|faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
He started a blog that featured him sucking [[over 9000]] [[dicks]] and being a huge [[faggot]]. He documented himself:
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html fucking his sister]
*sucking off a dog and a horse
*running around naked in daycare centers
*getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers
*jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.
Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
 
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.


==Galleries==
==Galleries==
<gallery>
{{cg|Thorn|THORN|center|<gallery>
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is Claudia?
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
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File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
</gallery>}}


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==See Also==
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[David Thorne]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[USI]]


==Links==
==External links==
*[http://www.justuseme.com/play/y7pj9EOun8p6Fm3 Making himself impotent (ouch)]
*[http://www.justuseme.com/play/y7pj9EOun8p6Fm3 Making himself impotent (ouch)]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/M9ySUUFY29B81B6 Talking about what a loser he is]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/M9ySUUFY29B81B6 Talking about what a loser he is]
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*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/41q6UBOWcBuMsW8 Photo archive 2]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/41q6UBOWcBuMsW8 Photo archive 2]
*[http://www.facebook.com/themourningstar Dorian Thorn's Facebook]
*[http://www.facebook.com/themourningstar Dorian Thorn's Facebook]
== See Also ==
* [[David Thorne]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[Faggot]]
* [[USI]]
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Revision as of 08:13, 19 September 2011

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT DORIAN THORN TROLLED HIS OWN PENIS OFF!!!1
   
“ 		 
the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us
  		„
  		 

—Dorian Thorn

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

  • fucking his sister
  • sucking off a dog and a horse
  • running around naked in daycare centers
  • getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers
  • jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.

Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

Galleries

  • Sucking hundreds of cocks.
    Sucking hundreds of cocks.
  • Faggotry
    Faggotry
  • Story of his life.
    Story of his life.
  • Who is Claudia?
    Who is Claudia?
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See Also

External links

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