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| [[Image:haveafag.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] pro-fag [[propaganda]].]]
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| [[Image:Misha15yofggt.png|thumb|They're getting [[jailbait|younger]] and younger]]
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| '''Faggot''' is one of the most over-used insults on the internets. Though it ''used'' to mean gay, now it has been corrupted so much it pretty much just means crap, or fucktard. This is true because when a person tells another that their guitar-playing is "gay", he is not saying that his guitair playing is for homosexuals, he is saying that his guitar-playing is crap. Prior to both of these usages, it used to mean happy. But other than possibly the writers of the flinstones, nobody can really admit to having a gay old time. So the new meaning of the word quite possibly saved our culture from extinction. However, notable fags include:
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| #[[You]]
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| #[[Obvious|Yes, you.]]
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| ==Faggotry==
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| Faggotry is when a faggot shows off his god given gift off being a filthy, loudmouth fairy.
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| *Faggotry is making people ''into'' faggots.
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| *Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like [http://www.gay.com gay.com] and [http://www.justusboys.com/forum Just Us Boys]. [[AIDS|Filthy]].
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| *Faggotry can also refer to everything on [[/b/]], or [[4chan]] in general, [[you]], and [[your dad]].
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| *[[Some argue]] that all people are [[at least 100|at least a little bit]] [[buttsex|gay]]. These people looooooove the [[cock]].
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| ==== Gay Courtship Rite ====
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| {{ytplus|Watch the mating ritual unfold|<center><youtube>Sknqi83d7N0</youtube></center>|"Now I'm going to fuck you"|-- and he did, too.}}
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| ===[http://freefaggotreportdotcom.ytmnd.com/ Faggotry = Cool? ]===
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| [[Image:fagface.jpg|thumb|[[no|SO COOL]]]]
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| [[Dan Savage|In some cases]], raging fags have been known to be relatively cool until you find out they [[Gay Rape|rape]] you and suck your cock while you sleep. Occasionally, they were found to be straight or at least [[Gay|bi-sexual]] and just acted like fags to score pussy because, as a man it is their right to as much pussy they can shove their [[dick]] in. That aside, many people on the internet now look up to homosexuals; as they are consistently winners on American Idol and very popular on social networking sites like [[MySpace]]. This rule of online faggotry is especially true concerning [[DeviantART]] and [[ED]].
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| In other cases of ''cool'' homosexual behavior, a mainstream gay celebrity will act straight. These closeted yet outwardly butch celebrities can be quite popular, and the list of fag stars in denial continues to grow. [[Dane Cook]], [[Andy Dick]], Rock Hudson, and Hollywood guru/scifag [[Scientology|Tom Cruise]] tied for first with [[Justin Bieber]].
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| [[Image:18952-truth-about-9-11-10-facts-you-need-know-sick-ass-shot.jpg|thumb|[[Ugly]] fags have to resort to some [[fail|pretty drastic measures]].
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| ==Faggotry in day to day life==
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| *The addition of something obnoxious to an already over done situation or idea.
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| It suggests something out of the ordinary is in place that is usually considered unnecessary, visually disturbing and unnatural or the mixing of two opposites i.g. rap metal, glow sticks on dance floors or men with similar hairstyles as women (see: Emo/Scene/Japan)
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| ===Faggots in literature===
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| Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wikis and display a [[Roman shower]] of faggotry by writing entries similar to and including the following example.
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| ===Faggots on [[ED IRC]]===
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| An example of raw faggotry at work.
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| <pre><jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
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| <eppigy> you can make my dong dance
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| <jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
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| <eppigy> true
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| <jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
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| <eppigy> wow
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| * eppigy has left #ed</pre>
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| [[Image:BillyanddudeTRL.gif|thumb|Queen Day.]]
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| Nowadays because of [[hippy|hippies]], every [[Heterosexual|straight person]] [[liberals|North of Texas and West of Illinois]] has to accept gays. ([[Westboro Baptist Church|Unless you live in Topeka, Kansas!]])
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| Due to incessant campaigns supporting the nefarious Gay Agenda, faggots have inserted themselves so far up our society that they are no longer relegated to seedy bathhouses. It is even rumored that the president is gay (as well as a Muslim communist) based mostly on the hideously disfigured orangutan he calls his wife.
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| On the bright side, the secret faggot war is now out in the open, so we know who to flame on our blogs. Take that, fags! Fagoots are fagoots no matter how small.
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| ===Faggot facts===
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| *Faggots were called "[[furry|savoury ducks]]" in the [[old media|Middle Ages]]
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| *Faggots were named after the [[Wop|Latin]] word for [[Microsoft|bundle]]
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| *Faggots were originally made with [[fail|pig's liver]] and offal
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| *Faggots are now made from [[pork]] liver and pork
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| *[[Fangirls|Fans]] have published the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Help|Good Faggot Guide]]
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| *Synonyms for fag include anal ninja, butt pirate, [[cock]] jock, doo-doo monkey, tunnel butt, he'll be comin' 'round the anus when he comes, etc.
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| ==Faggot Tree==
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| [[Image:Faggottree.jpg|frameless|200px|right]]
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| The '''Faggot Tree''' grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.
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| Events in which multiple branches sprout from the Faggot Tree:
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| *[[Your]] birth
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| *The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
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| *The [[Lolocaust]]<br>
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| *A new [[furry]] joins the [[fandom]]
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| *Women's suffrage becomes legal
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| *The invention of Broadway plays
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| *[[m00t]] unleashing [[r9k|/r9k/]] on [[4chan]]
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| *When [[desuchan]] was invented
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| ==Differences between homos and faggots==
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| [[Image:Whipsucka.jpg|thumb|"That's right. Give my dick some sugar!"]]
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| Homos are normal people who have gay sex the same way heteros do: in private; whereas faggots [[Shameless Self Promotion|flaunt it]] and [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|demand to be treated better than gods]]. Faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:
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| *Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
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| *Talking with a lithp.
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| *Marching in a [[White Power|"Gay Pride"]] parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
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| *Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
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| *Saying [[trying too hard|"Hel-Loo!"]].
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| *Not talking and wearing shitty signs on [http://www.dayofsilence.org/ "The Day of Silence",] honoring some suicidal fag. *footnote, suicidal fags will never be [[an hero]]
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| *Working for RIAA / MPAA
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| *This:
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| <center><youtube>ZfBFjsojzO4</youtube></center>
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| ==Videos==
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| <center>A collage of the internets best fags.
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| bold;l<youtube>1F4c6SWUnJM</youtube>|<youtube>QJ4PpEKKUW8</youtube>|<youtube>Ef2H31PFiZY</youtube>|<youtube>VeEunG9M2s0</youtube>|<youtube>0qRy6JuOBUE</youtube>|<youtube>DWIkkbV_pD0</youtube>|<youtube>btxN1r3o5ls</youtube>}}|border=pink|background=pink}}</center>
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| ==Gallery of Fags==
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| {{cg|Prepare for huge gallery.|faggotimg|center|<gallery>]
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| Image:Fagatron.jpg|Behold the common form of teenage faggotry.
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| Image:122084347649.gif|Goddamn it's in time with the music
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Faggots234.jpg
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| Image:NiggerLoop.gif|To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel.
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| Image:Hello.jpg|Or alternatively [[Goatse|this tunnel]].
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| Image:Ancient greek pedo.gif|[[Roman Empire|Ancient]] [[fag|faggotry]].
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| Image:Gaybrams.jpg|The homosexual agenda at work.
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| Image:Faggotry com.PNG
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| Image:King_of_faggotry.jpg|The Reigning King
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| Image:4Faggots.jpg|Sighting of four faggots
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| Image:Porkfaggots.jpg|[[Over 9000]] Faggots are eaten in the UK every day.
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| Image:Animefag.jpg|Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not to be confused with [[camwhores]]).
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| Image:Pinkballoon.jpg|Fags love their pink balloons.
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| Image:T0nycoolstyle.jpg|Fag
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| Image:Whipsucka.jpg|[[Yahoo!]] Fag
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| Image:38744375 doody300.jpg|The Faggot Family!
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| Image:CenaOrton.jpg|World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.
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| Image:Gay_ranchero.jpg|Faggotry knows no borders.
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| Image:Quiet-faggot.jpg|America: keeping fags in their place.
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| Image:Faggotlanddoll.jpg|where he from?
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| Image:SUPERFAG.jpg
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| Image:fagot.jpg|[[cock|Bassoon]], a [[penis|phallus-shaped]] musical instrument, goes by the innocuous moniker "Fagot" in many [[moonspeak|languages]], including [[holland|Dootsch]].
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| Image:AncientFaggotry.jpg|Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.
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| Image:Foxbunny.jpg|Furry is one common flavor of faggot.
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| Image:Mrbrains.jpg|4 Pork Faggots in rich west country sauce.
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| Image:Rape-photo178.jpg|[[Typical]] sexual activity between two homosexuals.
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| Image:Faggot Simpsons.jpg|[[The Simpsons]] lures viewers into faggotry with made up definitions.
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| Image:Oh_shit_this_is_gonna_be_good.jpg
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| Image:epicfag.jpg|Fags come in all shapes and sizes, but generally have giant hairy legs
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| Image:0009.jpg|couple o'fags who are up to no good.
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| Image:Fagvsemo.jpg|It's a well known fact that [[emo]]s and fags HAET each other.
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| Image:Faggotry forest.jpg|Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.
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| Image:House shocked.jpg
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| Image:Jim_Norton_speechless.jpg|[[A CHALLENGER APPEARS]]
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| Image:Fag_Cake.jpg|If this is the kind of cake your [[Onideus_Mad_Hatter|son]] wants to have for his birthday, he's a fag.
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| Image:yourafag.jpg
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| Image:mrbrain.jpg|[[twilight|Faggots for your mouth]]
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| Image:Thanksfaggot.jpg|Thanks, faggot!
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| Image:BrandonFlowers.jpg|With a name like Brandon Flowers, you shouldn't need to know what he looks like.
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| Image:FAGGORT.jpg|Klatuu Berata Fabulous
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| Image:KYLEDORCHESTER.jpg|Hes got himself a meal!
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| File:Silly Faggot.png|[[Women]] [[cockmongler|crave and need]] your cock,and you shouldn't waste yours by fucking another man [[in the ass]].
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| </gallery>|0}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[ATF]]
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| *[[Angry Homo Kid]]
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| *[[Bakla]]
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| *[[Bros B4 Hoes]]
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| *[[Catiewayne.com]]
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| *[[Charlie Check'm]]
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| *[[Chris Crocker]]
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| *[[Brandon Hilton]]
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| *[[Emosexuality]]
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| *[[Fag Enabler]]
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| *[[Fagnostic]]
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| *[[Fagolescence]]
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| *[[Furry]]
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| *[[Gay hanky code]]
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| *[[Get On IRC Fgt]]
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| *[[Gay Rape]]
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| *[[Homosexuality]]
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| *[[InSaNe-REYNARD]]
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| *[[JoshU2uber]]
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| *[[Justin Bieber]]
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| *[[Klondikebar]]
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| *[[Liberal|Kyle Kennedy]]
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| *[[Leam]]
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| *[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
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| *[[Marry Your Pet]]
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| *[[Platinum]]
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| *[[Rex Beowulf]]
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| *[[Twilight|Robert Pattinson]]
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| *[[Scene|Sykes]]
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| *[[Texas]] in July
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| *[[Ubuntu]]
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| *[[Mac]]
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| *[[Video game reviewers]] especially [http://www.youtube.com/jfreedan jfreedan]
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| *[[xat|Faggotry of all sorts]]
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| *[[You]]
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| ==External links==
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| *[http://freefaggotreport.com What's your faggot score?]
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| *[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm BBC News: Family of Faggot Fans]
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| *[http://www.squirt.org A den of faggotry moste foule]
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| *[http://www.justusboys.com/forum A faggot forum]
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| *[http://bubblegumdancer.proboards.com Another faggot forum]
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| *[http://podblanc.com/gaypride-parade-russia-gets-a-surprise GayPride parade in Russia - Gets a SURPRISE!!]
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| *[http://Arialyne.deviantart.com/art/A-Helping-Hand-156773154] "DA Faggot"
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/mrhyde19 Fag Site]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=556741040 Fag, will suck cock for biscuits]
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| ===YouTube===
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFICAN5BJIg| Tyler Chaton aka Queen Supreme.]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/DDRMixer Textbook example of a faggot. Also a textbook example of a wigger.]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UIkq1a3bps Tough love for those damned furfags]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUe2ulKYSG8 "This guy"]
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| *[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGAYarid "And This Guy"]
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| ===Wikis===
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| *[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Sexual_orientation Wikifur article on Furfags]
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| **[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Talk:Sexual_orientation Drama on said article]
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| *[[Wikipedia:Fagging]] has lovely quotes like "The senior, sometimes called '''fag-master''', was the protector of his fags" and "All boys in their first two years at the school were fags."
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| {{Lezz}}[[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Epithets]][[Category:Faggotry]][[Category:Subcultures]]
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