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| |title=Lillee Jean - Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| |keywords=lillee, jean, laur, trueman, sock-puppets, fake, , encyclopedia, dramatica, ed, wiki
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| |description='''Lillee Jean''' is a [[basement-dweller|shut in]] and "[[internet celebrity|influencer]]" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and [[fat]]) body, [[fugly]] shark teeth, and [[desperate]] attempts to become relevant to [[NORP|anyone]] other than [[Kiwi Farms]] basement-dwellers and [[Lolcow]] threads. Lillee-Jean and her mom {{jew}} Laur like to [[LARP]] as relevant people with hundreds of fans.
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| {{ibhead|<big>'''Lillee Jean Trueman'''</big>}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Born'''|April 18th, 2001}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Yonkers, [[New York]]}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Jew]] {{jew}}}}
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| '''Lillee Jean''' is a [[basement-dweller|shut in]] and "[[internet celebrity|influencer]]" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and [[fat]]) body, [[fugly]] shark teeth, and [[desperate]] attempts to become relevant to [[NORP|anyone]] other than [[Kiwi Farms]] basement-dwellers and [[Lolcow]] threads.
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| Supposedly 20 years old, Lillee is an aspiring [[Disney]] princess who plays with dolls. She is locked in her attic by her [[goblinkike]] mom, Laur {{jew}} at almost all times and is only occasionally let out for photoshoots. Lillee has been deluded into believing she is a talented [[celebrity]] who is targeted by the [[waambulance|mean and jealous ]] internet [[trolls]]. Meanwhile, Laur {{jew}} has bankrupted herself and her cuck husband Diamon due to trying to bankroll her hideous [[mouth-breather]] daughter's failed career. The family's [[welfare|neet buxx]] continue to go toward their [[special education]] mongoloid spawn.
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| While locked in the attic, Lillie enjoys making up a love life with a non-existant French diplomat boyfriend named [[pedophile|Philippe]]. They met when Lillie was 9 years old and began dating when she was 15 and [[Jeffrey Epstein|Philippe]] was 28 according to her. Lillee Jean is also a woke environmentalist and artiste.
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| ==Genesis==
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| The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on [[Reddit]] and called out for poorly [[photoshopped]] images such as her being featured on the cover of teen vogue.
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| [[File:LJ Teeth.jpg|thumb|Horrifying close-up of the shark teeth]]
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| [[File:atticdweller.png|thumb|"Petit" Lillee's Attic]]
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| [[Image:ljatmet.png|thumb|center|400px|Our favorite sperg Lillee Jean at the MET gala]]
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| [[Image:lj teenvogue.jpg|thumb|center|400px|LJ featured on the cover of Teen Vogue?!]]
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| LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur {{jew}} immediately goes [[RAGE|apeshit]] and creates several [[sock puppet]] accounts to defend her [[talentless|super talented]] and [[famous|Shit no one cares about]] troll of a daughter. It is said consequences were never the same. Embarrassingly, Laur is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of [[Katy Perry]]... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly.
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| {{center|'''<big>SHE'S SO TALENTED</big>'''}}
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| {{center|<youtube>vo5Y7P95LSg</youtube>}}
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| ==Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans==
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| [[Image:lj audit.png|thumb|center|400px|All the bots love Lillee Jean]]
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| Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fanpages. Her many [[haters]] are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks. Notable examples include multiple [[faggot]]s and sassy [[There_are_no_niggers_on_the_Internet|niggos]]
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| [[File:cholasock.jpg|thumb|Ay me gusta this beautiful and talented chica LJ. Dame ya your love and attention mi gringa.- The [[mexican|cholas]]]]
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| Other 100% [[Seems Legit|<s>Fake and Gay</s> Real]] Fans
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| *James Dee
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| *Jamario Fashion
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| *Shanaynay
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| *raycarl10 (fan account)
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| *ljeanfp
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| *myworldlilleejean
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| ==Crusade Against Kiwi Farms==
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| [[File:shaniqua LJ.jpeg|thumb|LJ'S FAT NIGGO FAN SHANIQUA (REAL)]]
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| In August 2019, [[Cow|Laur]] discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator [[Null]]. Being a [[retard|woman]] with high IQ, Laur {{jew}} uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and the Lolcow forums. She sicced the [[cyber-police]] on [[Null]] and showed him no mercy after he begged for forgiveness. The man is now dead.
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| [[File:lj mom.png|thumb|center|400px|Lillee's Jew Mom: Killer of Null]]
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| ==Career Highlights==
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:lilleej11.png|The baddie goblin
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| Image:LJ santa.png|Sexy pic taken by her mom
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| Image:paparazzi LJ.jpg||Lillee Jean being chased by real, actual paparazzi because she's so famous !!1!
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| Image:malviecover.jpeg|Laur {{jew}} paid $200 dollars to get on the cover of this completely irrelevant magazine
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| Image:LS PSYCHO.png|Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| ==Other Artistic Endeavors==
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| [[File:lj art.png|thumb|center|400px|none]]
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| {{quote|It should be noted that her penchant for artistry in different formats comes from both sides of her parent's families...|Her mom}}
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| [[File:lj mermaid.jpg|thumb|none]]
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| </center>
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| Lillie is also a renowned author. Her [https://lolcow.farm/pt/src/1624968727646.png magnum opus] features protagonist Phillip Romance. He literally just becomes Batman.
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://www.instagram.com/lilleejean/ Lillies Instagram]
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| *[https://www.twitter.com/reallilleejean/ Lillies Twatter]
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| *[https://www.youtube.com/c/LilleeJean/ Lillies Jewtube]
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| *[https://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=en/ Lillies tiktok]
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| *[https://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifs/ Lillies tenor]
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| *[https://giphy.com/lilleejean/ Lillies giphy]
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| *[https://www.deviantart.com/lilleejean/ Lillies D.A.]
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| [[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
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| [[Category:Depressing]]
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| [[Category:People]]
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