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Lillee Jean Trueman
Born April 18th, 2001
Nationality Americunt  
Residence Yonkers, New York
Species Jew



Lillee Jean is a shut in and "influencer" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and fat) body, fugly shark teeth, and desperate attempts to become relevant to anyone other than Kiwi Farms basement-dwellers and Lolcow threads.

Supposedly 20 years old, Lillee is an aspiring Disney princess who plays with dolls. She is locked in her attic by her goblinkike mom, Laur at almost all times and is only occasionally let out for photoshoots. Lillee has been deluded into believing she is a talented celebrity who is targeted by the mean and jealous internet trolls. Meanwhile, Laur has bankrupted herself and her cuck husband Diamon due to trying to bankroll her hideous mouth-breather daughter's failed career. The family's neet buxx continue to go toward their special education mongoloid spawn.

While locked in the attic, Lillie enjoys making up a love life with a non-existant French diplomat boyfriend named Philippe. They met when Lillie was 9 years old and began dating when she was 15 and Philippe was 28 according to her. Lillee Jean is also a woke environmentalist and artiste.


Genesis

The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on Reddit and called out for poorly photoshopped images such as her being featured on the cover of teen vogue.

Horrifying close-up of the shark teeth
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"Petit" Lillee's Attic
Our favorite sperg Lillee Jean at the MET gala
LJ featured on the cover of Teen Vogue?!

LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur immediately goes apeshit and creates several sock puppet accounts to defend her super talented and Shit no one cares about troll of a daughter. It is said consequences were never the same. Embarrassingly, Laur is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of Katy Perry... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly.

SHE'S SO TALENTED

Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans

All the bots love Lillee Jean

Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fanpages. Her many haters are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks. Notable examples include multiple faggots and sassy niggos

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Ay me gusta this beautiful and talented chica LJ. Dame ya your love and attention mi gringa.- The cholas


Other 100% Fake and Gay Real Fans

  • James Dee
  • Jamario Fashion
  • Shanaynay
  • raycarl10 (fan account)
  • ljeanfp
  • myworldlilleejean

Crusade Against Kiwi Farms

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LJ'S FAT NIGGO FAN SHANIQUA (REAL)

In August 2019, Laur discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator Null. Being a woman with high IQ, Laur uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and the Lolcow forums. She sicced the cyber-police on Null and showed him no mercy after he begged for forgiveness. The man is now dead.

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Lillee's Jew Mom: Killer of Null

Career Highlights


Other Artistic Endeavors

   
 
It should be noted that her penchant for artistry in different formats comes from both sides of her parent's families...
 

 
 

—Her mom

Lillie is also a renowned author. Her magnum opus features protagonist Phillip Romance. He literally just becomes Batman.