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[[Image:Residentfalcon.gif|''[[Resident Evil 5|Resident Falcon]]'']]
[[Image:Dongcopter Falcon Punch.gif|frame|right|Captain Falcon saves [[Russia]] from the threat of [[Dongcopter|aerial phallic assault]].]]
[[Image:Falcon Punch Vagoo.gif|frame|right|Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.]]
[[Image:FalconBalloon.jpg|thumb|right|[[Balloon Boy|HE'S IN THE ATTIC.]]]]
[[Image:GuidetteKO.gif|frame|right|[[Guido|Jersey, PUNCH!]]]]
 
A '''Falcon Punch''' can be carried out by any individual with sufficient [[Balls|testicular fortitude]], not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to [[abort]] a [[pregnancy|teen pregnancy]].
 
==How To Falcon Punch==
[[File:Falcon.jpg|thumb|right|Falcon Punch even exsists in Ice Skating (even if it is a sport for fags)]]
A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure [[pwn]] into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to [[Abortion|end the untimely pregnancy]] of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be [[Jailbait|under the age of sixteen]]. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are [[Ruining the internet|killing the internet]]s, through a primitive, but effective text form.
 
Carrying out an [[IRL]] Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
 
1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...
 
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1
 
3. [[????]]
 
4. [[PROFIT]]
 
Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.
 
==Example Videos==
 
<center>{{fv|falconvids|background-color: white;|font-weight:bold;|
<center>'''The Anime'''</center><youtube>FFtw7qW7Vcw</youtube>|
<center>'''Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick'''</center><youtube>jAheNYHky1M</youtube>|
<center>'''Falcon Punching a Building'''</center><youtube>OMCmaxm_AJY</youtube>|
<center>'''Ash Ketchum Version'''</center><youtube>TP_tfYTQcbU</youtube>|
<center>'''Halo K.O.'''</center><youtube>WizzJVz7k1Q</youtube>|
<center>'''Fallout Edition'''</center><youtube>eDcFdiersSM</youtube>|
<center>'''Death Note Punch vs Kick'''</center><youtube>QKaRP46Pd80</youtube>|
<center>'''Lucas Getting Pwnched'''</center><youtube>5icuAY3M8cI</youtube>}}</center>
 
== Falcon Gallery ==
 
<center><gallery>
Image:Falconlinkpunch.jpg|Even the great [[fag|adventurer]] [[The Legend of Zelda|Link]] can Falcon Punch.
Image:pikapunch.JPG|[[Pokémon|Gotta Punch Em All]]!
Image:Falconpunchsnake.JPG|Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he [[fails]].
Image:Falconmen.jpg|[[Gentlemen|Falconmen]]
Image:FalconPUUNCH.jpg|HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST
Image:FALCON!!.gif|Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar.
Image:Captain_Mudkip.JPG|[[Mudkip|OUR SAVIOR]]
Image:Falconpunch.JPG|[[For great justice]]!
Image:falconpunchabortion.jpg|[[Planned Parenthood]] approved!
Image:Falcon_punch.jpg|Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time.
Image:Falcon_Collider.png|TRUTH: The [[Large Hadron Collider|LHC]] is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about [[Rapture|the end times]].
Image:falcon-punch.jpg|[[Retarded|Literal]] version.
Image:Midori_no_hibiFALCON_PUNCH.gif‎|Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.
</gallery></center>
 
== See Also ==
* [[Operation Falcon Punch]]
* [[Abortion]]
* [[Limit break]]
* [[Epic_Red_Ranger_Maneuver|Epic Maneuver]]
* [[OH SHI-]]
* [[Divide by zero]]
* ''[[Super Smash Bros.]]''
* [[Dynamic Entry]]
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://lulz.fm/9 FALCON PRON PUNCH!]
* [http://awawa.sakura.ne.jp/ug/en/works/_html/awag3002.html Some Japanese site]
* [http://www.falconpunch.org Falconpunch.org] - ''Not'' hosted by the real Captain Falcon.
 
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Memes]]

Revision as of 06:50, 23 September 2011

Resident Falcon

Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.
Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.
HE'S IN THE ATTIC.
Jersey, PUNCH!

A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

How To Falcon Punch

File:Falcon.jpg
Falcon Punch even exsists in Ice Skating (even if it is a sport for fags)

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...

2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1

3. ????

4. PROFIT

Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.

Example Videos

The Anime

Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick

Falcon Punching a Building

Ash Ketchum Version

Halo K.O.

Fallout Edition

Death Note Punch vs Kick

Lucas Getting Pwnched

Previous Video | Next Video

Falcon Gallery

See Also

External Links

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