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| [[Image:Residentfalcon.gif|''[[Resident Evil 5|Resident Falcon]]'']]
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| [[Image:Dongcopter Falcon Punch.gif|frame|right|Captain Falcon saves [[Russia]] from the threat of [[Dongcopter|aerial phallic assault]].]]
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| [[Image:Falcon Punch Vagoo.gif|frame|right|Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.]]
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| [[Image:FalconBalloon.jpg|thumb|right|[[Balloon Boy|HE'S IN THE ATTIC.]]]]
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| [[Image:GuidetteKO.gif|frame|right|[[Guido|Jersey, PUNCH!]]]]
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| A '''Falcon Punch''' can be carried out by any individual with sufficient [[Balls|testicular fortitude]], not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to [[abort]] a [[pregnancy|teen pregnancy]].
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| ==How To Falcon Punch==
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| [[File:Falcon.jpg|thumb|right|Falcon Punch even exsists in Ice Skating (even if it is a sport for fags)]]
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| A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure [[pwn]] into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to [[Abortion|end the untimely pregnancy]] of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be [[Jailbait|under the age of sixteen]]. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are [[Ruining the internet|killing the internet]]s, through a primitive, but effective text form.
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| Carrying out an [[IRL]] Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
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| 1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...
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| 2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1
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| 3. [[????]]
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| 4. [[PROFIT]]
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| Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.
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| ==Example Videos==
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| <center>{{fv|falconvids|background-color: white;|font-weight:bold;|
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| <center>'''The Anime'''</center><youtube>FFtw7qW7Vcw</youtube>|
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| <center>'''Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick'''</center><youtube>jAheNYHky1M</youtube>|
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| <center>'''Falcon Punching a Building'''</center><youtube>OMCmaxm_AJY</youtube>|
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| <center>'''Ash Ketchum Version'''</center><youtube>TP_tfYTQcbU</youtube>|
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| <center>'''Halo K.O.'''</center><youtube>WizzJVz7k1Q</youtube>|
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| <center>'''Fallout Edition'''</center><youtube>eDcFdiersSM</youtube>|
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| <center>'''Death Note Punch vs Kick'''</center><youtube>QKaRP46Pd80</youtube>|
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| <center>'''Lucas Getting Pwnched'''</center><youtube>5icuAY3M8cI</youtube>}}</center>
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| == Falcon Gallery ==
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:Falconlinkpunch.jpg|Even the great [[fag|adventurer]] [[The Legend of Zelda|Link]] can Falcon Punch.
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| Image:pikapunch.JPG|[[Pokémon|Gotta Punch Em All]]!
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| Image:Falconpunchsnake.JPG|Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he [[fails]].
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| Image:Falconmen.jpg|[[Gentlemen|Falconmen]]
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| Image:FalconPUUNCH.jpg|HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST
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| Image:FALCON!!.gif|Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar.
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| Image:Captain_Mudkip.JPG|[[Mudkip|OUR SAVIOR]]
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| Image:Falconpunch.JPG|[[For great justice]]!
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| Image:falconpunchabortion.jpg|[[Planned Parenthood]] approved!
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| Image:Falcon_punch.jpg|Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time.
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| Image:Falcon_Collider.png|TRUTH: The [[Large Hadron Collider|LHC]] is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about [[Rapture|the end times]].
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| Image:falcon-punch.jpg|[[Retarded|Literal]] version.
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| Image:Midori_no_hibiFALCON_PUNCH.gif|Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.
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| </gallery></center>
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Operation Falcon Punch]]
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| * [[Abortion]]
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| * [[Limit break]]
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| * [[Epic_Red_Ranger_Maneuver|Epic Maneuver]]
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| * [[OH SHI-]]
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| * [[Divide by zero]]
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| * ''[[Super Smash Bros.]]''
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| * [[Dynamic Entry]]
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| == External Links ==
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| * [http://lulz.fm/9 FALCON PRON PUNCH!]
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| * [http://awawa.sakura.ne.jp/ug/en/works/_html/awag3002.html Some Japanese site]
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| * [http://www.falconpunch.org Falconpunch.org] - ''Not'' hosted by the real Captain Falcon.
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