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# Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore statements and media stating that everyone killed or injured deserved it [[16 year old girl|because no one understood you]] so you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
# Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore statements and media stating that everyone killed or injured deserved it [[16 year old girl|because no one understood you]] so you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
# Ensure the vast majority of the people you kill have absolutely nothing to do with your problem and most likely don't even know you. They still deserve it.
# Ensure the vast majority of the people you kill have absolutely nothing to do with your problem and most likely don't even know you. They still deserve it.
# It is customary that when you've satisfied your bloodlust/have run out of ammo/have been cornered by police or some other armed individial/ etc to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you [[an hero]].
# It is customary that when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run out of ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individial/etc to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you [[an hero]].


== Notable Losers ==
== Notable Losers ==

Revision as of 13:48, 6 October 2011

   
“ 		 
Maybe I should have killed four or five hundred people. Then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like I really offered society something.
  		„
  		 

—Charles Manson

FPS, Single Player

RANK W-RANK* E-RANK** PLAYER KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 1 (91) 13 (51.1%) Anders Behring Breivik 69 66 N 2011
2 3 (68.7) 8 (62%) Woo Bum-kon 57 35 Y 1982
3 4 (42) 6 (62.5%) Martin Bryant 35 21 N 1996
4 5 (40.3) 9 (56.1%) Cho Seung-Hui 32 25 Y 2007
5 7 (31) 1 (91%) Mutsuo Toi 30 3 Y 1938
6 2 (70.7) 20 (18.8%) Baruch Goldstein 29 125 N 1994
7 6 (36.3) 16 (36.5%) Tian Mingjian 23 40+ N 1994
8 8 (29.7) 10 (53.5%) George Hennard 23 20 Y 1991
9 9 (27.3) 11 (52.5%) James Huberty 21 19 N 1984
10 10 (27.3) 17 (35.4%) Charles Whitman 17 31 N 1966
11 12 (22) 13 (51.1%) Thomas Hamilton 17 15 Y 1996
12 13 (21) 12 (51.6%) Michael Ryan 16 15 Y 1987
13 16 (18.3) 5 (69.6%) Robert Steinhäuser 16 7 Y 2002
14 17 (18) 7 (62.5%) Tim Kretschmer 15 9 Y 2009
15 15 (18.7) 14 (50%) Marc Lépine 14 14 Y 1989
16 18 (16) 4 (70%) Patrick Sherrill 14 6 Y 1986
17 10 (23) 19 (30.2%) Nidal Malik Hasan 13 30 N 2009
18 19 (14.3) 3 (76.5%) Jiverly Wong 13 4 Y 2009
19 20 (14) 2 (81.3%) David Gray 13 3 N 1990
20 13 (20.3) 18 (32.4%) Derrick Bird 12 25 Y 2010
21 18 (16.3) 15 (48%) Mark Barton 12 13 Y 1999

*weighted rank (1 kill = 3 injuries = 1 point)
**efficiency rank ( (kills / (kills+injuries) ) * 100 )

FPS, Co-Op Mode

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED AVG KILLS AN HERO YEAR
1 Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold 13 24 6.5 Y,Y 1999
2 Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden 5 10 2.5 N,N 1998
3 Jason Harless, Jason McCoy 2 0 1 N,N 1988

Bomberman

RANK PLAYER KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 Timothy McVeigh 168 680+ N 1995
2 Andrew Kehoe 44 58 Y 1927
3 Anders Behring Breivik 8 N/A N 2011
4 Unabomber 3 23 N 1978-1995

Microsoft Flight Simulator

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 Team 9/11 2,977 6,000+ Y 2001
2 Joe Stack 1 13 Y 2010
3 Charles Bishop 0 0 Y 2002
4 Auburn Calloway 0 4 N 1994

Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero.

How to High Score

  1. Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
  2. Play violent video games (the Grand Theft Auto and Manhunt series and FPS games like Doom, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, etc are a good place to start) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, etc are good). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
  3. It is preferable, but not nessesary, that all firearms or other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are aquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws and attempt to demonise anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubley lulzy effect that if stricter gun/weapon laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to MOER HIGH SCORE LULZ!1!111!one!1!
  4. Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore statements and media stating that everyone killed or injured deserved it because no one understood you so you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
  5. Ensure the vast majority of the people you kill have absolutely nothing to do with your problem and most likely don't even know you. They still deserve it.
  6. It is customary that when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run out of ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individial/etc to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.

Notable Losers

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