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'''Dubstep''' is a [[Music|genre]] of [[Shit|acoustic banjo music]] that has its roots in [[weed|reggae]] and [[London]]'s early 2000s [[Chav|UK garage]] scene.  Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on [[Megaman|bass]], often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a [[Speed|tempo]] of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat.


'''Dubstep''' is a [[Music|genre]] of [[Shit|acoustic banjo music]] that has its roots in [[weed|reggae]] and [[London]]'s early 2000s [[Chav|UK garage]] scene. Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on [[Megaman|bass]], often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a [[Speed|tempo]] of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat. Such factors wubb WOBBWOB wobbwob woooooob WOBWOBWOB WOBB WOBB-WO-wob-WOOOB WOBBWOB wobb WO wooob WOBWOB wo WOBWOOBWOB wooob WOOOB WOBB wo wooob WOOOB, WOOOB WOBBWOB WOBB wob wooob wobb wobwoobwobbo wob wobwob WOB wobwob WOBB WOBB. WOOOB, wob WOOOB WO WOBWOB wo wobbwob wo wobwobwob WOBB WO wob woooooob WOBB wo wob WOBWOOBWOB WOBBWOB.
Dubstep was created by [[Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]] after losing a sacred battle with [[Satan|Satan]]. Jaysus was sick and tired of the [[Shit|Classical Musc]] being produced by his father, [[God|Lil Wayne]]. Jesus knew it was time for a change. Around 1990 it was said that Jesus was still alive and well because he has an [[Bullshit|Eternal Life]]. Jesus gathered all of his Drums and with the magical power of [[India|Shiva]] invented Dubstep. This usually included having 3/4 of the lyrics "Wob Wob" and here and there "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!". Later on yet another, [[Gandhi|Mohandas Karamchandiiiiiiiiii Gandhi]] decided that the first creations of Jesus and Shiva were absolute bullshit and decided to make his own mix. Ever since Gandhis mixes '''"Satan be with you"''' and '''"Fuck yeah Imda Shit"''' broadcasted to [[OVER 9000|over 9000 cunts]], inspiration has been taken to produce even better Dub.  
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== Characteristics ==
== Characteristics ==
[[Image:Ewoks.jpg|thumb|DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.]]
[[Image:Ewoks.jpg|thumb|DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.]]
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In Dubstep there is only one Characteristic - "Wob Wob Wob" and maybe a few lyrics here and there. Amazingly people liked having the "Wob Wob Wob" and decided that it will be a new addiction running through their veins. This increasingly irritating sound is something only the [[Niggers|Nigerios]] would like.


== Lyrics ==
== Lyrics ==
Dubstep Wobbb wbowbwb WobbWob Wobbbbwobbb WobWboWob. Wob.
Are you RREADY?!
 
1 2 3 LETS GO!
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
snare snare snare snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Everybody it's unbelievable
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
everybody kick kick kick kick
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
everybody ge-snare
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
i-i-i-ts unbelievable
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
its unbelievable snare
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
 
I'll stick a knife through your nuts!
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable


Verse 2:
Verse 2:
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
Ginger Cunt!
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
snare snare snare snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable>>
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
everybody its unbelievable
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
everybody kick kick kick kick
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
everybody ge-snare
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
i-i-i-ts unbelievable
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
its unbelievable snare
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob
Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare i-i-i-t's unbelievable


== How to Correctly Make Dubstep ==
== How to Correctly Make Dubstep ==
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSb5YevNMbY&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSb5YevNMbY&NR=1


== Real Dubstep For [[Faggot|Faggots]] like you ==


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Revision as of 13:16, 12 October 2011


Dubstep is a genre of acoustic banjo music that has its roots in reggae and London's early 2000s UK garage scene. Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass, often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat.

Dubstep was created by Jesus Christ after losing a sacred battle with Satan. Jaysus was sick and tired of the Classical Musc being produced by his father, Lil Wayne. Jesus knew it was time for a change. Around 1990 it was said that Jesus was still alive and well because he has an Eternal Life. Jesus gathered all of his Drums and with the magical power of Shiva invented Dubstep. This usually included having 3/4 of the lyrics "Wob Wob" and here and there "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!". Later on yet another, Mohandas Karamchandiiiiiiiiii Gandhi decided that the first creations of Jesus and Shiva were absolute bullshit and decided to make his own mix. Ever since Gandhis mixes "Satan be with you" and "Fuck yeah Imda Shit" broadcasted to over 9000 cunts, inspiration has been taken to produce even better Dub.

Characteristics

DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.

In Dubstep there is only one Characteristic - "Wob Wob Wob" and maybe a few lyrics here and there. Amazingly people liked having the "Wob Wob Wob" and decided that it will be a new addiction running through their veins. This increasingly irritating sound is something only the Nigerios would like.

Lyrics

Are you RREADY?! 1 2 3 LETS GO! Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob I'll stick a knife through your nuts!

Verse 2: Ginger Cunt! Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob


How to Correctly Make Dubstep

How to Properly Dance to Dubstep

What You May Get In Your Chimney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSb5YevNMbY&NR=1

Real Dubstep For Faggots like you


See also

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