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| '''''The Powerpuff Girls''''' was a cartoon starring three handless [[prostitot|prostitots]] who save the world from [[W|an evil monkey]]. Since it was birthed in the '90s, it is currently a porn favorite among pedophiles such as ''[[Bleedman]]'' and ''[[Mikemedia]]''. Everybody that could claim knowledge about how any episode of this show ends is probably lying because they were too busy pounding themselves to climax over the neighbor's 5-year-old daughter to glance over at the animated [[loli]] ass on TV.
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| Since the show was canceled, nowadays, ''The Powerpuff Girls'' is mainly referenced by the disgusting sacks of [[neckbeard]] that [[masturbate]] to [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|that other shitty cartoon about brightly-colored horses]] as a means of justifying their disgusting, sub-[[furfag]] perversion because [[Lauren Faust|the Jew bitch behind their faggy horse cartoon]] also worked on ''The Powerpuff Girls'' and because ''The Powerpuff Girls'' is generally well-liked, even among non-pedophiles, this makes their enjoyment of a cartoon designed to sell [[plastic crap]] to little girls totally legit. What these [[brony|horsefuckers]] do not realize, however, is that ''The Powerpuff Girls'' was actually primarily the work of Craig McCracken and that their patron saint, [[Lauren Faust]] actually had very little to do with its creation.
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| ==Plot==
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| When Professor Utonium realized that he was unable to gain a family the normal way or tempt the neighbourhood girls into his basement traps, he decided to use science to grow some children of his own. As everyone knows, the best way to do this is to toss a bunch of crap into a bowl. Inevitably, everything blew right the fuck up, which, if you remember your [[science|high school chemistry]], always results in little girls being born. In between pulling shards of Pyrex glass and plastic out of his body, Professor Utonium named his new daughters the Powerpuff Girls, and only later discovered that they had superpowers, making his name choice a little less retarded. Since the new-age Cabbage Patch dolls were incapable of giving a good hand job and had way too muscle for him to kick in the back door, the professor punished them by forcing them to beat up evil robots, space monsters, and demons that just so happened to be in the city he lives in.
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| ==Characters==
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| '''[[Mary Sue|Blossom]]''': Know-it-all ginger who self-proclaimed herself as the leader.
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| '''[[Retard|Bubbles]]''': High-pitched, clueless one voiced by [[Tara Strong]]. She's the blonde one, wasn't it a little fucking obvious? She also has the ability to talk to animals, but that never did any good unless knowing where alley cats [[shit]] ever helped saved the world.
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| '''[[Dyke|Buttercup]]''': Tomboy with an ego larger than [[Goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]].
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| '''[[Monkey|Mojo Jojo]]''': A green monkey who is the girls' most persistent villain - (Yeah, the feces-hurling public [[masturbate]]r is the biggest motherfucker out of all their villains). After Professor Utonium created him by accident, he put on a turban and began his historic career of getting into fights with children and blowing up [[Americunt]] military instalations.
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| '''[[Redneck|Fuzzy Lumpkins]]''': [[Gay|Pink]] fur-ball that is the PPG's version of [[Batman|Solomon Grundy]] that includes his growing up in a swamp, playing the banjo, hating minorities, thumping [[Christian|Bibles]], [[Incest|partying with family]], and voting for [[Sarah Palin]]. These sinister, justice-hating acts usually earned him a well-deserved [[Cup of STFU]] from the Powerpuff Girls.
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| '''[[Stereotypes|Gangrene Gang]]''': A gang that included a [[Angry Joe|beaner]], a [[TheAmazingAtheist|fat idiot]], a [[Chris-chan|retard]], a [[Fred|faggot]], and the [[You|douchebag]] leader that wants to [[fuck]] the shit out of Buttercup and turn her straight.
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| '''[[Transvestite|Him]]''': The rape-child of [[Satan]] and the guy from ''The Rocky Horror Picture Show''. Has [[Anal|ass-raped]] everyone in show a minimum of three times and that's why they all refer to him as [[Him]].
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| '''[[Rule 63|The Rowdyruff Boys]]''': The [[gay|male]] equivalents of the Powerpuff Girls and subject to shitty romantic fanfiction pairings with their enemies, The Powerpuff Girls. If the last sentence made sense to you, you should spend at least a few seconds feeling embarrassed.
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| '''[[Whore|Sedusa]]''': WATCH THE FUCK OUT GIRLS! THIS SLUT CAN CONTROL HER HAIR! If you're never seen [[Animu]] or played a video game, this will seem totally original to you.
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| ==[[Japan]] strikes==
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| In 2006, pedo culture got its world rocked when ''The Powerpuff Girls'', a show that parodies anime, was made into an anime that parodied its source material. Within that insane whirlwind of double-parody and self-self referencing, the girls were given complete anime makeovers. Utonium was also given a son, but still no wife. Blossom's intelligence was changed into sugar-fetishism that has come to be expected from anime. Buttercup became an even bigger lesbian, but was no longer afraid to admit it. Also Bubbles pretty much stayed the same.
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| If the original ''Powerpuff Girls'' was like a fifth-generation inbred Floridian whore, than the Japanese version is like the child that fell out of her while she was walking around, too retarded to know that she was pregnant and not just "getting fat." The show was not quite as well received as one might have expected, mostly because suddenly the girls were too old for the sicko [[pedophile|fans]] of the original show to jerk off to. To the show's credit, it managed to remain significantly less [[creepy]] than the [[Bleedman]] comic, although it really would have had to work its ass off to out-creepy his work.
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| ==The 2016 reboot (AKA [[The cancer that is killing /b/|The cancer that is killing Cartoon Network]])==
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| [[File:Powerpuff girls twerking.gif|The infamous scene that TRIGGERED™ all the Cartoon-spergs, Enterbots and ''PPG'' fans.|thumb|right|250px]]
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| The Powerpuff Girls have always been obnoxiously feminist, but this reboot hasn't even the dignity to be even a bit implicit about it. They, no joke, '''used feminism as a selling point'''[http://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/139308766094/watch-the-powerpuff-girls-are-back-in-a-new]. So far they've successfully trolled the Cartoon-spergs, [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|Enterbots]] and ''PPG'' fans by:
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| * Raping the art-style so it looks like it came from Canada.
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| * Having the first villian be an MRA /b/tard from ''[[Clarence]]''.
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| * Being filled to the brim with animation errors.
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| * Replacng the original voice over with completely different actresses and having Craig McCracken say that there was no way in [[Hell]] that he'd work with [[Tara Strong]] again to her dragging her ass up and down [[Twatter]] while making [[Not your personal army|Personal Army]] requests and saying that the reboot will fail because she is the only Bubbles and what the fans want.
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| * Legit using a stock photo from Google Images as a background.
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| * Shoehorning tranny issues via a unicorn. Even the tumblrites were TRIGGERED™ by the episode.
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| * Leaving Miss Bellum out of the show because feminism.
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| * Reciting an outdated meme from 2008.
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| * Having the Powerpuff Girls twerk.
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| * Having a crossover with ''[[Teen Titans|Teen Titans Go!]]''.
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| * Make the crossover to have better animation than whole 'reboot.'
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| File:Ppg old memes.jpeg|I CAN HAZ BLEACH PLZ?
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| File:Powerpuff girls twerking.gif|Powerpuff Girls were originally called WhoopAss Girls, and Nick Jennings taking care of that.
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| File:Ppggoanimate.jpeg|Even [[furfag]]s are calling this shit out.
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| File:PeterGriffinShot.gif|Even Peter doesn't like the reboot.
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| File:Johnnytestppg.jpg|Use this to troll [[co/|/co/]].
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| ===Videos===
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| {{videoframe|PPGReboot|background-color: #FD80B8;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>7lLiVHiNRIE</youtube>'''The classic predicted the SJWs'''
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| |<youtube>W43mylyGw7A</youtube>
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| |<youtube>x8wOE7J8G1U</youtube>'''The cringe never ends!'''''
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||PPG gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Blossomrape.jpg|[[Too old; DO NOT WANT!]]
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| Image:Fake_powerpuffs_in_prison.jpg|[[Tranny|Fanny]] minorities cosplaying.
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| [[Image:BubblesSexToy.jpg|thumb|right|Bubbles is HARDCORE!]]
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| </gallery>|border=#F471B4}}
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Lolicon]]
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| *''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''
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| *[[ElectroRuffGiusep1]]
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| *''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''
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| *[[Tara Strong]]
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| *''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''
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| *''[[The Loud House]]''
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