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| '''[[{{#expr:{{PAGENAME}}-1}}]] Version 2.0: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''' (also known as simply '''{{PAGENAME}}''') is the sequel to the shitshow that was 2020, and will be much more difficult to endure than its predecessor. Right off the [[penis|bat]], {{PAGENAME}} is beginning to look the way it did at the start of the [[2018|past]] [[2019|few]] [[2020|years]], and [[fail|progressively getting worse as times goes on]].
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| However, we still have a long way to go, as {{PAGENAME}} has only just started. So far, the only thing that lies ahead in these [[covid|dangerous times]], is complete and total darkness, [[moar]] lockdowns, and newer, deadly strains of [[Jewronavirus]]. [[File:Prison Saga.jpg|thumb|The most interesting thing to happen in this boring as fuck year so far.]]
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| ==Dramatic Events of {{PAGENAME}}==
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| ===January {{PAGENAME}}===
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| *[[Britbong]] [[rapper|rappa]] MF Doom's passing (which had actually happened in 2020!) is announced by his family suddenly.... Press MF to pay respek to dis adult swim bumper ass nigga.
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| :"Food... we need food..."
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| *The USA's [[The Donald|President Trump]], having been defeated by 46th USA Prez [[Joe Biden]] speaks at a rally in DC, after which a mix of [[Antifa]]'ers, [[Boogaloo]] folks, and [[QAnon]] supporters decide to [[IRL]]-[[raid]] the US Capitol Building. [[Baked Alaska]] was involved in the siege/raid as well.
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| :[[Lulz]] ensues, and the media freaks out. This also results in Trump receiving the IRL-banhammer in the form of (his second) Impeachment. Many a lulzy shooped meme would come from the photo-ops taken at the Capitol siege.
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| ===February {{PAGENAME}}===
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| *It was [[Valentine's Day]] again.
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| :And yet [[you]] are still [[forever alone]]. How we know that to be true: Well, you're browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]].
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| *February 15 - Annual [[Chocolate|Valentine's Candy]] [[Jew|Clearance Sales]] Day.
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| :EAT UP, FATTIES.
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| ===March {{PAGENAME}}===
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| March was fucking gay
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| ===April {{PAGENAME}}===
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| *[[Vinesauce|Vinesauce Vinny]] gets the outrage cancel culture cult called on him over a hoax so he's gettin' a lawyer to file a [[lolsuit]]
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| *[[Unfunny|El Risitas]] dies at the age of 65.
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| *Brony [[Brandon Hole]] shoots up his FedEx Ground facility to meet [[Schizophrenia|Applejack in the afterlife]]
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| *[[Aediot]] and [[Silene]] got embarassed publically on [[Kiwi Farms]]
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| *[[EDP445]] Is lambasted for being a pedophile and starts his own [[Unwarranted self importance|website]]
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| ===May {{PAGENAME}}===
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| *[[Boogie2988]] Has a warrant issued for his arrest after [[Frank Hassle|ChadKing666]] Trolled him [[Last thursday]], The youtuber subsequently Turns himself in the next day
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| *[[EZPZ]] is Bawwing because his ED.wiki is a broken empty piece of shit. Maybe he should stick to talking about cartoons...autist.
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| *JewTube [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|decides to delete every video that makes fun of 9/11]].
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| ===June 2021===
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| *[[Black people|Juneteenth]] is instated as a national holiday within the [[Dumbfuckistan|USA]]
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| *[[Kiwifarms]] harasses a tranny emulator developer to the point of [[An Hero]]. The site, which also hosts the CWCKi, was then DDOS'd and is on the verge of being deplatformed by CloudFlare a la 8chan.
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| ===July 2021===
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| *Ze [[Olympics]] happen in [[Tokyo]]
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| *Prison dimension unlocked for [[Chris Chan]] and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
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| *JewTube, being the pussies they are, decided to make every unlisted video prior to December 2017 private unless the user of said videos opt out.
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| ===August 2021===
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| *[[Jake Davison]] IRLbanhammers 6 brits in the first mass shooting in 11 years, ultimately an heroing.
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| *[[Afghanistan]] falls to [[Taliban]] rule.
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| ===September 2021===
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| *[[Texas]] permabans [[Abortions]]
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| *[[Stupidity|People start taking Horse Dewormer to try to cure their Coronavirus]]
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| *[[Bashurverse]] dies due to Corona
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2020]]'''
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| *[[:Category:Years|The "Years" category here on ED]]
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| *[[Coronavirus]]
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| {{history}}
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| {{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2020]]|{{PAGENAME}}|2022}}
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