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File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|Ruining himself.
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
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File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|Ruining himself.
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]

Revision as of 17:03, 25 October 2011

   
 
the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us
 

 
 

—Dorian Thorn

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

  • fucking his sister
  • sucking off a dog and a horse
  • running around naked in daycare centers
  • getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers
  • jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.

Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

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