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| [[Image:Thegreatinventor.JPG|thumb| The word "teh" in its natural habitat, note the basement dwelling being beside it and how he lingers to it.]]
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| [[Image:Tehmarket.JPG|thumb|Where one may acquire more of teh "teh".]]
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| '''Teh''' has been used ever since people found out that misspelling words and pretending to sound [[gay|cool]] is [[faggotry|uncalled for]] (or just plain [[fucktarded]]) and will make you sound like a [[fucktard]], hence fucktarded. Teh [[moar]] you say teh, teh [[moar]] of a rotten [[fag]] you become.
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| Though teh word itself is still full of [[4chan|fail]] people still use it as a way of showing a juvenile excitement towards teh subject matter. Originally a misspelling of "[[the]]" but also adds a childish tone to teh word, and puts across a more innocent feel to teh subject. [[shit_nobody_cares_about|It has the ability to turn nearly any word into a noun.]]
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| ==Fun Facts:==
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| *Saying TEH, even ironically, is a horrible thing to do. It's like wearing a [[fursuit]] and [[yiffing]] a [[dog]].
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| *"Teh is a corruption of teh word 'The', meaning 'The'." - [[Faux News|Fox News]]
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| *"Switch teh play mode from normal to shuffle just by shaking teh Rolly several times when the side light is orange." - www.sonystyle.com
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| *Teh was also seen in "Spend an Evening with Saddle Creek". [[lemonparty|The Faint]] accidentally put it on teh back of their album.
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| *Continuously saying teh or using teh will cause babies to grow out of your eyes and circumcise you with their [[Buttsecks|Jewish torture tools]].
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| *Like many other crappy word adaptations, this one is full of [[AIDS]] and [[FAIL]]. Teh originally originated from [[Hitler|Hitler]] (which is actually [[badass]]).
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| *"Teh" is used on ED to represent [[gay|deep]], [[serious business]]
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| *People who use Teh [[IRL]] are [[gay]].
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| *"Teh" was written into a song by popular 80's band "A-ha".
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| *"Teh", unlike "the", is used mostly in the way "el" is used by [[WASP|waspy]] fagtards who don't know Spanish but want to sound savvy.
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| *"Teh" *appears* to have the unique ability to turn every word coming after it into a Noun.
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| *"Teh" is the word for "tea" in Indonesian and Malay, [[No|a fact that may be useful to you someday]].
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| *"Teh [[Sinistar]] is gay.
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| *"Teh" is on the T-Shirt of the character "Marten" in most of the early strips of Jeff Jacques equally gay webcomic [http://questionablecontent.net/|"Questionable Content]". Since Marten is a whiny, depressed emo faggot, this only highlights the epic fail and faggotry that is "teh".
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| * In the movie "Klute", teh evil executive stalking Jane Fonda's character inadvertently reveals himself to be a murderous loser psycho by consistently misspelling "the" as "teh" ('''He's Sutherland's boss.'''....oh, uh 'SPOILER ALERT'). I guess we should be thankful for all teh other people who advertise themselves as murderous loser psychos by doing teh same.
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| *Teh [[Game]]? You fuckin' lost it.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Meh]]
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| *[[Heh]]
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| *[[Ish]]
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| *[[Luff]]
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| {{Language}}
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