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==Genesis== | ==Genesis== | ||
The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on [[Reddit]] and called out for poorly [[photoshopped]] images such as her being featured on the cover of teen vogue. | The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on [[Reddit]] and called out for poorly [[photoshopped]] images such as her being featured on the cover of teen vogue. Her prospering career in the entertainment industry began when she was 13 after being pulled out of school for being a raging [[retard]]. | ||
[[File:LJ Teeth.jpg|thumb|Horrifying close-up of the shark teeth]] | [[File:LJ Teeth.jpg|thumb|Horrifying close-up of the shark teeth]] | ||
[[ | [[Image:lj abject horror.jpeg|thumb|Lillee Jean's Hatchet Face Cosplay]] | ||
[[Image:ljatmet.png|thumb|center|400px|Our favorite sperg Lillee Jean at the MET gala]] | [[Image:ljatmet.png|thumb|center|400px|Our favorite sperg Lillee Jean at the MET gala]] | ||
[[Image:lj teenvogue.jpg|thumb|center|400px|LJ featured on the cover of Teen Vogue?!]] | [[Image:lj teenvogue.jpg|thumb|center|400px|LJ featured on the cover of Teen Vogue?!]] | ||
LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur {{jew}} immediately goes [[RAGE|apeshit]] and creates several [[sock puppet]] accounts to defend her [[talentless|super talented]] and [[famous|Shit no one cares about]] troll of a daughter. It is said consequences were never the same. Embarrassingly, Laur is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of [[Katy Perry]]... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly. | LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur {{jew}} immediately goes [[RAGE|apeshit]] and creates several [[sock puppet]] accounts to defend her [[talentless|super talented]] and [[famous|Shit no one cares about]] troll of a daughter. It is said consequences were never the same. Embarrassingly, Laur {{jew}} is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of [[Katy Perry]]... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly. This only comes natural for Laur {{jew}} as a well documented fact of the [[happy merchant]] race is their unwavering pursuit of [[Jew gold]]. Unfortunately, this is going poorly since the only thing Lillee Jean is good for is being laughed for her failure to be good at anything. | ||
[[Image:lj social blade.jpg|thumb|center|400px|As of 2021, the vermin [[Jew]] woman and her offspring are making 0 shekels]] | |||
{{center|'''<big>SHE'S SO TALENTED</big>'''}} | {{center|'''<big>SHE'S SO TALENTED</big>'''}} | ||
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{{#ev:soundcloud|https://soundcloud.com/lillee-jean/voice-over-singing-reel-lillee-jean-2019|500|center|Lillee Jean's [[Nick Bate]] level of singing talent|frame}} | |||
==Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans== | ==Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans== | ||
[[Image:lj audit.png|thumb|center|400px|All the bots love Lillee Jean]] | [[Image:lj audit.png|thumb|center|400px|All the bots love Lillee Jean]] | ||
Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fanpages. Her many [[haters]] are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks. Notable examples include multiple [[faggot]]s and | Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fanpages. Her many [[haters]] are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks. Notable examples include multiple [[faggot]]s and cholitas. | ||
[[File: | [[File:shaniqua LJ.jpeg|thumb|LJ'S FAT NIGGO FAN SHANIQUA (REAL)]] | ||
Other 100% [[Seems Legit|<s>Fake and Gay</s> Real]] Fans | Other 100% [[Seems Legit|<s>Fake and Gay</s> Real]] Fans | ||
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*myworldlilleejean | *myworldlilleejean | ||
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==Crusade Against Kiwi Farms== | ==Crusade Against Kiwi Farms== | ||
[[File: | In August 2019, [[Cow|Laur]] {{jew}} discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator [[Null]]. Being a [[retard|woman]] with high IQ, Laur {{jew}} uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and the Lolcow forums. She sicced the [[cyber-police]] on [[Null]] and showed him no mercy after he begged for forgiveness. The man is now dead. | ||
[[File:lj mom.png|thumb|center|400px|Laur Trueman{{jew}}: Killer of Null]] | |||
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[[File:Laur.jpeg|thumb|200px|The resembelance]] | |||
[[File:HappyMerchant.gif|thumb|200px|is uncanny.]] | |||
==Rape of ED== | |||
[[Image:LJ DMCA.png|thumb|center|400px|Like the citizens of Nanking, this article has been through some shit]] | |||
On September 11 2021, one of the most horrific atrocities in the long annals of wartime barbarity occurred. The fat [[kike]] Laur Trueman{{jew}} swept into the ancient city of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and within minutes, this very article was systematically [[surprise sex|raped]], tortured, and murdered multiple times before being locked. | |||
==Career Highlights== | ==Career Highlights== | ||
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Image:malviecover.jpeg|Laur {{jew}} paid $200 dollars to get on the cover of this completely irrelevant magazine | Image:malviecover.jpeg|Laur {{jew}} paid $200 dollars to get on the cover of this completely irrelevant magazine | ||
Image:LS PSYCHO.png|Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people | Image:LS PSYCHO.png|Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people | ||
Image:atticdweller.png|thumb|"Petit" Lillee's Attic | |||
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==Other Artistic Endeavors== | ==Other Artistic Endeavors== | ||
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{{quote|It should be noted that her penchant for artistry in different formats comes from both sides of her parent's families...|Laur {{jew}}}} | |||
{{quote|It should be noted that her penchant for artistry in different formats comes from both sides of her parent's families...| | <gallery> | ||
File:lj mermaid.jpg | |||
File:lj art.png | |||
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Lillie is also a renowned author. Her [https://lolcow.farm/pt/src/1624968727646.png magnum opus] features protagonist Phillip Romance. He literally just becomes Batman. | Lillie is also a renowned author. Her [https://lolcow.farm/pt/src/1624968727646.png magnum opus] features protagonist Phillip Romance. He literally just becomes Batman. | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{Instagram|lilleejean|Instagram}} | |||
* | *{{twitter|reallilleejean|Twatter}} | ||
* | *{{ytuser|LilleeJean/|JewTube}} | ||
* | *{{deviantart|lilleejean|DeviantArt}} | ||
*{{soundcloud|lillee-jean|SoundCloud}} | |||
*[https://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=en/ Lillies tiktok] | *[https://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=en/ Lillies tiktok] | ||
*[https://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifs/ Lillies tenor] | *[https://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifs/ Lillies tenor] | ||
*[https://giphy.com/lilleejean/ Lillies giphy] | *[https://giphy.com/lilleejean/ Lillies giphy] | ||
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==External Links== | |||
*[[Happy Merchant]] | |||
*[[JewTube]] | |||
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | ||
[[Category:Social Media]] | |||
[[Category:Depressing]] | [[Category:Depressing]] | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:Jews]] | |||
Revision as of 04:20, 29 September 2021
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| Lillee Jean Trueman | |
| Born | April 18th, 2001 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Yonkers, New York |
| Species | Jew ✡
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Lillee Jean is a shut in and "influencer" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and fat) body, fugly shark teeth, and desperate attempts to become relevant to anyone other than Kiwi Farms basement-dwellers and Lolcow threads.
Supposedly 20 years old, Lillee is an aspiring Disney princess who plays with dolls. She is locked in her attic by her goblinkike mom, Laur ✡ at almost all times and is only occasionally let out for photoshoots. Lillee has been deluded into believing she is a talented celebrity who is targeted by the mean and jealous internet trolls. Meanwhile, Laur ✡ has bankrupted herself and her cuck husband Diamon due to trying to bankroll her hideous mouth-breather daughter's failed career. The family's neet buxx continue to go toward their special education mongoloid spawn.
While locked in the attic, Lillie enjoys making up a love life with a non-existant French diplomat boyfriend named Philippe. They met when Lillie was 9 years old and began dating when she was 15 and Philippe was 28 according to her. Lillee Jean is also a woke environmentalist and artiste.
Genesis
The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on Reddit and called out for poorly photoshopped images such as her being featured on the cover of teen vogue. Her prospering career in the entertainment industry began when she was 13 after being pulled out of school for being a raging retard.
LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur ✡ immediately goes apeshit and creates several sock puppet accounts to defend her super talented and Shit no one cares about troll of a daughter. It is said consequences were never the same. Embarrassingly, Laur ✡ is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of Katy Perry... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly. This only comes natural for Laur ✡ as a well documented fact of the happy merchant race is their unwavering pursuit of Jew gold. Unfortunately, this is going poorly since the only thing Lillee Jean is good for is being laughed for her failure to be good at anything.
Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans
Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fanpages. Her many haters are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks. Notable examples include multiple faggots and cholitas.
Other 100% Fake and Gay Real Fans
- James Dee
- Jamario Fashion
- Shanaynay
- raycarl10 (fan account)
- ljeanfp
- myworldlilleejean
Crusade Against Kiwi Farms
In August 2019, Laur ✡ discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator Null. Being a woman with high IQ, Laur ✡ uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and the Lolcow forums. She sicced the cyber-police on Null and showed him no mercy after he begged for forgiveness. The man is now dead.
Rape of ED
On September 11 2021, one of the most horrific atrocities in the long annals of wartime barbarity occurred. The fat kike Laur Trueman✡ swept into the ancient city of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and within minutes, this very article was systematically raped, tortured, and murdered multiple times before being locked.
Career Highlights
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The baddie goblin -
Sexy pic taken by her mom -
Lillee Jean being chased by real, actual paparazzi because she's so famous !!1! -
Laur ✡ paid $200 dollars to get on the cover of this completely irrelevant magazine -
Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people -
"Petit" Lillee's Attic
Other Artistic Endeavors
—Laur ✡ | ||
Lillie is also a renowned author. Her magnum opus features protagonist Phillip Romance. He literally just becomes Batman.
