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Stardew Valley is a boring as shit farming simulator created [[last thursday]] by [[Homosexuality|some faggot]] named ConcernedApe ([[Powerword]]: '''Eric Barone'''). You inherit a shitty ass farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere from [[Lemonparty|Your Grandpa]] and are tasked with the job of [[do it faggot|fixing it up]]. You can marry any of the 12 dateable characters that live in the town of Pelican Town. You can date any character regardless of their gender, proving that ConcernedApe is a faggot. | Stardew Valley is a boring as shit farming simulator created [[last thursday]] by [[Homosexuality|some faggot]] named ConcernedApe ([[Powerword]]: '''Eric Barone'''). You inherit a shitty ass farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere from [[Lemonparty|Your Grandpa]] and are tasked with the job of [[do it faggot|fixing it up]]. You can marry any of the 12 dateable characters that live in the town of Pelican Town. You can date any character regardless of their gender, proving that ConcernedApe is a faggot. | ||
[[File:1_1screenshot15.png|thumb|the game itself. Looks like shit.]] | [[File:1_1screenshot15.png|thumb|the game itself. Looks like shit.]] | ||
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Revision as of 09:03, 15 January 2024
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Stardew Valley looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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Stardew Valley is a boring as shit farming simulator created last thursday by some faggot named ConcernedApe (Powerword: Eric Barone). You inherit a shitty ass farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere from Your Grandpa and are tasked with the job of fixing it up. You can marry any of the 12 dateable characters that live in the town of Pelican Town. You can date any character regardless of their gender, proving that ConcernedApe is a faggot.
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