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{{Spoiler|DORIAN THORN TROLLED HIS OWN PENIS OFF}}
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[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.


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File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Claudia thorn fucking again.jpg|His wife fucks other guys now.
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|Ruining himself.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|Ruining himself.
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:*[http://motherless.com/89A85CC Getting a blow/tit job]
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:*[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Sex on a couch]
:*[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Sex on a couch]
:*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF Jerking off]


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Revision as of 22:46, 13 November 2011

   
 
the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us
 

 
 

—Dorian Thorn



Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

  • fucking his sister
  • sucking off a dog and a horse
  • running around naked in daycare centers
  • getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers
  • jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.

Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

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