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| [[File:Nazi_flag.jpg|thumb|500px|center|The Danish flag.]]
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| [[Image:Denmark.png|thumb|The actual representation of Denmark.]]
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| [[Image:Scandinavia.png|thumb|The actual representation of Scandinavia.]]
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| [[Image:Danish_cartoons.jpg|thumb|[[Muslims|Towel-heads]] <s>hate</s> love Denmark. That's why <s>nobody knows why</s> they go there.]]
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| [[Image:Danes.jpg|thumb|Danes nowadays [[fail]] at dominating other countries.]]
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| [[Image:Queen_Margrethe_II.jpg|thumb|Queen Margrethe II, Denmark's most famous [[porn]] star.]]
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| [[Image:Danish_New_York.jpg|thumb|How New York would look if it was Danish.]]
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| [[Image:Danish_propaganda.jpg|thumb|Danish Propeganda.]]
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| Denmark is a [[boring]] ass country with nothing but [[Arab|Sand niggers]] and [[snow]]. The government picks up the snow from Greenland to get rid of the Sand niggers, but it doesn't help. Therefore they send some of them to Iceland. Also, the danes once were vikings, but the organization of banned [[NAMBLA]] members named [[EU]] decided that Denmark should be [[Fucktard|civilized]] like the rest of the [[Gay|wonderful]] countries in [[Europe]], so now they [[fail]] at raping other countries (as shown at one of the pictures to the right). The vikings went sailing in their boats to what they called "[[Britfag]] Land" to [[rape]] their [[Bitch|women]] and raid their homes for the <s>l00t</s> [[lulz]]. But one thing do the danes still have in common with the vikings... they all start drinking at the age of [[13]].
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| The Danish language consists of throwing up and making wierd noises.
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| ==History==
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| [[Lego|Legoland]] (also known as Denmark) is a small [[communist]] country in [[Scandinavia]]. It is ruled by an old whore named Queen Margrethe II who's gonna die in a few years from alcoholic diseases, and smoking extraordinaire amounts of cigarettes. Denmark is known for making [[Shit nobody cares about|Lego, the letters ]][[Æ]][[Shit nobody cares about|ØÅ]] and the [[Muhammad Cartoons]]. They spend 26% of their lifes on drinking, 57% of their lifes sleeping after they drink and 17% of their life on [[life]].
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| Basic education in Denmark is still l00ting school, a holdover from Viking times. To pass ninth grade, you must l00t 3 things from your burning teacher, while raping his women, cursing his art and being [[Over 9000|over 9000%]] drunk at the same time. This makes Danish culture rather similar to that of the [[negro]].
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| ==Politics==
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| Denmark's politics is based on 3 paragraphs, as no Dane is capable of being in charge of the country (apart from the alcoholic and narcotic Queen Margrethe II and Lars Løkke Rasmussen who doesn't do shit anyway).
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| §1 - l00t
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| §1.1 - 1 kg of l00t or less counts for 50 xp.
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| §1.2 - 1-5 kg of l00t counts for 100 xp.
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| §1.3 - 5-10 kg of l00t counts for 250 xp and the amount of kg in spareribs.
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| §1.4 - 10 kg of l00t counts for 500 xp and the amount of kg in spareribs.
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| §2 - Rape
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| §2.1 - Rape a [[Bitch|woman]] and finish under 5 minutes counts for 50 xp.
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| §2.2 - Rape a [[Bitch|woman]] and finish in 5-10 minutes counts for 100 xp.
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| §2.3 - Rape a [[Bitch|woman]] and finish in 10-30 minutes counts for 200 xp and the amount of minutes will count as - (minus) in Øre (the Danish cent) in your taxes (example: 30 minutes will - (minus) 30 Øre or 4 cent everytime you pay taxes.
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| §2.4 - Rape a [[Bitch|woman]] and finish in 60 minutes or more for 400 xp and the amount of minutes will count as - (minus) in Øre (the Danish cent) in your taxes (example: 60 minutes will - (minus) 60 Øre (1 krone) or 8 cent everytime you pay taxes.
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| §3 - [[Wimmins]]
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| §3.1 - If your bitch says [[no]] to your request, you either hit it, cap it's head off or [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]].
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| §3.2 - [[Wimmins]] imported from Amsterdam, Germany and Sweden can be rented from 09:00-03:00 (9 am to 3 am) from the Copenhagen City Hall for 250 kr. ($43). Delivery costs 50 kr. ($9) extra.
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| ==Economy==
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| [[Image:hoeng-shit.jpg|thumb|right|Stupid shit cheeses]].
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| [[Image:Danmarkdwarfed.jpg|thumb|Mr President compares cock size with Dane Viceroy Fog Rasmussen]]
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| Denmark's main export is Legos; second to that are dairy products, followed closely by cartoons of Muhammad. The Danes were great [[Rapists|looters]] [[Last_Thursday|back in the day]], and there are a small remaining group of [[Vikings]] who have avoided contact with the modern world and have been known to raid merchant ships bound for Narvik, Norway.
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| The only things that Danes import are [[Swedes]], who come, drink all the booze in the country, and piss everywhere. This, of course, angers the used-to-be-vikings, but because they are now [[fags|Socialist hippies]], they don't do anything about it.
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| ==Inventions==
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| Denmark's inventions are numerous and epic from Danish bacon and Danish pastry, to the [[pedo]] storyteller Hans Christian Anderson to Tycho Brahe's psychic midget Jebb and alcoholic pet [[furry|moose]], (who fell down the stairs whilst drunk and died), thus prophesying Fahrenheit 9/11.
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| ==Language==
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| Every girl in Denmark likes charming dirty sentences, and here are one of the best.
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| Your beautiful eyes make me think about my hairy balls - Dine smukke øjne får mig til at tænke på mine behårede klunker.
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| <center>'''The danish are also said to have uncanny skills in the language of Ænglisj:'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>anx9giJf3MI</youtube></center>
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| ==Equal Opportunity==
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| [[Image:Katja.gif|thumb|Denmark's biggest star.]]
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| Denmark is world famous for their woman friendly labor market. If a woman wants a job in Denmark, she just has to have an education from the porn industry and blonde hair. Actually only 56% of the women in Denmark are employed in the porn industry the rest are in prison, but about 1% are hardcore lesbos.
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| ==Food Culture in Denmark==
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| The average Dane eats whatever he/she can get with alcohol in/on it. This means, for example, that no normal Dane would have any problems drinking only beer for breakfast, anything else alcoholic goes just as well. And then just keep drinking beer the rest of the day until he/she passes out. The rich Danes, however, ''may'' exchange the alcohol with actual food. And then down some bottles o' wine for dessert.
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| ==Gay Culture in Denmark==
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| [[Image:Blonde16oldgirl.jpeg|thumb|A typical 15 year old danish boy. A perfect candidate for man-boy [[rape]].]]
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| The gay culture in Denmark has expanded to a degree for which there are no words nor sentences to describe. Too many young Danish boys seek to become gayer than the rest, resulting in [[gay]] bars having to invent membership systems to prevent their bars being overrun by what seems like a lot of [[homosexuals]], but most likely includes a significant number of what are in fact, very, very confused heterosexuals. And now with the release of the award winning Danish film [[BRODERSKAB]], even the Nationalist Right, aka Neo-Nazis, are going gay. That's right, two of the most unlikely bed fellows are now fucking like rabbits in Denmark. It doesn't get any better than this.
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| ==Racist culture in Denmark==
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| Now apart from the above mentioned Gay-Neo-Nazism that is apparently flourishing in Denmark, there is also quite a bit of good old fashioned racism. Here is some sensitive and insightful Danish commentary on our colored cousins:
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| [00:19] ShadowCrush: srs DK is full of them
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| [00:20] ShadowCrush: they're "fleein'" from they battle they say
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| [00:20] ShadowCrush: thourgh, I know it's a tactic
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| [00:20] eins: ic
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| [00:20] eins: lol
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| [00:20] ShadowCrush: to DESTROY THE HUMANKIND!!!
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| [00:20] eins: OMFG
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| [00:20] ShadowCrush: they arn't humans
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| [00:20] eins: they are sand monkeys
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| [00:20] ShadowCrush: they're more like... monkeys
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| [00:20] ShadowCrush: yeah
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| [00:20] ShadowCrush: sand monkeys
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| [00:21] eins: lol
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| [00:21] eins: towel heads
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| [00:21] ShadowCrush: wam. sand monkeys?
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| [00:21] eins: lol
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| [00:21] ShadowCrush: nm
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| [00:21] ShadowCrush: they gotta be stopped
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| [00:21] ShadowCrush: send in China
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| [00:22] ShadowCrush: they gotta have the biggest army in world
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| [00:22] ShadowCrush: just why don't those sand monkeys have a brain?
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| [00:22] eins: i think they do
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| [00:22] eins: but its smaller
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| [00:23] ShadowCrush: what? they have a brain?
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| [00:23] ShadowCrush: where?
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| [00:23] ShadowCrush: since when?
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| [00:23] ShadowCrush: how?
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| [00:23] eins: its just small
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| [00:23] eins: liek an ant's
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| [00:23] ShadowCrush: probably smaller
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| [00:24] ShadowCrush: black shit of the south. well, here they are, no offence
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| [00:25] eins: to bad the duke of edinburgh is no loger a danish prince
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| </pre>
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| ==Danish sites==
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| * [http://www.arto.com/ ARTO] - The Danish MySpace for [[Lolicon|loli's]] and 13 year old faggots who think they are special.
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| * [http://www.dr.dk/ DR.DK] - Actually a pretty nice television station. Why? Because of [http://www.dr.dk/pirattv/klip/aktion-cykeltyve/ this.]
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| *[http://www.dnsb.info/ dnsb.info] - Above mentioned danish Nazi Party
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Danish]] - Their [[Norwegian|incredibly]] [[Swedish|gay]] [[language]]
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| * [[Europe]]
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| * [[Iceland]]
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| * [[Norway]]
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| * [[Rita]] - A forced meme on 4chan that supposedly came from [[shit nobody cares about|some Danish cartoon]].
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| * [[Sweden]]
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