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'''Jack White''' aka [[Powerword|John Anthony Gillis]] is the ex lead singer of mediocre [[Indie]], [[Shit|Alternative]] rock band called the [[Gay|White Stripes]]. The White Stripes are a band that consist of Jack White a 40 year-old [[hipster]] and his [[Incest|wife/sister]] who failed to learn how to tune or play their instruments. They recorded a bunch of cacophonous screaming and indiscriminate drum-bashing to a music video of Legos masturbating and were an [[truth|overnight success]]. | '''Jack White''' aka [[Powerword|John Anthony Gillis]] is the ex lead singer of mediocre [[Indie]], [[Shit|Alternative]] rock band called the [[Gay|White Stripes]]. The White Stripes are a band that consist of Jack White a 40 year-old [[hipster]] and his [[Incest|wife/sister]] who failed to learn how to tune or play their instruments. They recorded a bunch of cacophonous screaming and indiscriminate drum-bashing to a music video of Legos masturbating and were an [[truth|overnight success]]. | ||
[[File:Jack White 90's Johnny Depp.jpg|thumb|right| Jack White looking like a drug addicted cross version of [[Johnny Depp|Johnny Depp]] & [[Emo|The Crow]]]] | |||
Revision as of 03:38, 18 November 2011
Jack White aka John Anthony Gillis is the ex lead singer of mediocre Indie, Alternative rock band called the White Stripes. The White Stripes are a band that consist of Jack White a 40 year-old hipster and his wife/sister who failed to learn how to tune or play their instruments. They recorded a bunch of cacophonous screaming and indiscriminate drum-bashing to a music video of Legos masturbating and were an overnight success.
