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[[File:Jack White 90's Johnny Depp.jpg|thumb|right| Jack White looking like a drug addicted cross version of [[Johnny Depp|Johnny Depp]] & [[Emo|The Crow]]]] | [[File:Jack White 90's Johnny Depp.jpg|thumb|right| Jack White looking like a drug addicted cross version of [[Johnny Depp|Johnny Depp]] & [[Emo|The Crow]]]] | ||
== White's Humble beginnings & rise to fame == | |||
Jack [[Aryan|White]] grew up in shit hole [[Detroit]] with his [[Catholic]] parents and 10 something or other siblings. He was abused as a child by his father who constantly molested him in front of his brothers and sisters. His mother who was a crack whore sat there and did nothing. She allowed her husband to [[rape]] and abuse her children because she was to busy snorting [[crack]] and [[Women|cooking in the kitchen]]. | |||
Revision as of 03:44, 18 November 2011
Jack White aka John Anthony Gillis is the ex lead singer of mediocre Indie, Alternative rock band called the White Stripes. The White Stripes are a band that consist of Jack White a 40 year-old hipster and his wife/sister who failed to learn how to tune or play their instruments. They recorded a bunch of cacophonous screaming and indiscriminate drum-bashing to a music video of Legos masturbating and were an overnight success.
White's Humble beginnings & rise to fame
Jack White grew up in shit hole Detroit with his Catholic parents and 10 something or other siblings. He was abused as a child by his father who constantly molested him in front of his brothers and sisters. His mother who was a crack whore sat there and did nothing. She allowed her husband to rape and abuse her children because she was to busy snorting crack and cooking in the kitchen.