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| [[Image:Gtaforumspride.png|thumb|right|GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]
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| '''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].
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| Get the hell out of GTAF, you retard. Just get a life. And if I find these IP's matching any of these GTAF accounts, then it will be your last day-WADDY | | Get the hell out of GTAF, you retard. Just get a life. And if I find these IP's matching any of these GTAF accounts, then it will be your last day-WADDY |
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| ==[[Asshole|Official Group Alliance]]==
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| A "Private" section of gtaforums where massive amounts of elite pricks gather to discuss a load of fucking stupid shit. Usually but not limited to making fun of [[Attention Whore|normal members]] because they're all too pussy to say anything to their face in fear of getting into a debate. Other topics include [[Faggot|Kevin]] posting stupid unintelligible shit while drunk (because he's a fucking gay hippy who has nothing better to do than sit on the interwebs posting about how suck is life is since he [[Fucked|blew up]] some suicide bombers in vietnam),talking of his wife and mini cooper classic. Weekly bitching about how much dick waddy, Girish and meta suck on a continual basis. Also some bitching on former retard Admin ShiftIT and porn.
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| The official gangs are as follows:
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| The Precinct: Gang full of gay faggots who like to think they're police officers who love cock gobbling. Notable faggots include Makeshyft and Voodoo (which is the same person using two accounts), Widowmaker (angry scottish movie nerd who spends his friday nights jerking off to The Dark Knight), Videopoker (Hipster in a wheelchair), Moonshield (Some wannabe black metal wigger also moderates music chat and bans anyone who is not METULLLL enough) and Xcommunicated (Who is pretty cool and has a giant phallus).
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| Shred durst: Worst nigga new comer. Famous for spending time watching Porn and 70's movies.
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| Zaibatsu: Bunch of nintendo nerds who live in their AmyJones's mother's basment. Among them are Ryan (Asslicking ginger pubed mod, who should have been killed at birth but was allowed to live so Waddy could molest him when he was 5), uNI (Stupid prick who tried to make his own game in SAMP but failed miserably adding much lulz) and Tyler(Dickrider who wanted to be in the precinct but got rejected by Voodoo for not being faggot enough, poor chap. Emotionally blackmailed Waddy and got into Zaibatsu).
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| Pandazoot- the guy who arranges meetups for sharing sexual favors and is waddy's bitch. This guys tried to make his sister pregnant but failed.
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| The Connection: Possibly the worst gang on the forum, not a single good member left on it's roster they're like a vacuum for shit. Notable piles of shit are: Kevin(ASSHOLE fuck previously mentioned), Oblivionz (14 year old boy banned for being a faggot with no life, also known as the biggest asskiss on the forum and rimmed anyone he could to try and boost his e-rep, most notably stabbed his once best butt buddy Damon in the back in attempt to look cool with unofficial gang the FBI or Faggot Bitches Institute),
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| Vanilla Shake (Previously in Zaibatsu but decided he wanted to join a even shittier gang so decided to cry and suck Meta187's cock in a bid to join TC, also know for his terrible 70's haircut),
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| Meta187 (Pretty much the leader of TC, spends his whole day on XBL playing Hannah Montana which he swears is his daughter's game, to get into TC it's relatively easy just suck Meta's cock and you're done!).
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| *MURDOC*Cry dick recent in Zaibatsu but decided to join shithole TC and took Vanilla's advice to suck meta's dick.
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| Andolini Mafia Family: Bunch of retards who have watched the Godfather too many times.
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| Blitz- A girl who just tries to attract the attention of faggots and got into AMF sucking Andrew's dick,
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| Andrew-A retard Admin believed as a mod who is good for nothing. All he does is just go on looking recruits for AMF through sexual favors. He emptied and sucked the nigga Tank to become an Admin.
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| Panz: Famous for her sexy vagina. Got rimmed too many times and got into AMF.
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| Master Headhunter: The leader of AMF, a girl who watched Godfather too many times. Fuck her to join AMF.
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| $outh $ide Hoodz: Too stoned too even insult. Just they spend around the whole day connecting the cock gobbling theories with smoking. These guys are too shameless to mention.
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| LFM: Another faggot mafia family. Interested in doing nothing. Max of them just chat whole day and accept sexual favors on msn. They call themselves the Sex Club 7 gentlemen and together watch porn.
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| Jay-A faggot who claims to be a french guy and spend time around gen chat inspecting the pelvis size of noobs. This guy accepts recruits thru sexual favors,
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| Girish-The biggest
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| spammer there who is the lfm 2nd in charge. This guy is an Indian gay to Tank and tank found the 12yr old during the filming of Slumdog millionare and since them has been having affair with Tank's brother, Gamesguru-a faggot writer who became the gang mod by allowing Waddy to touch him,
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| Rebel-a girl who tries to make sexy bitches of pony sucked and licked tushies to get in, Adler-too pathetic to mention. The modding area mod who become a lfm recruitor by sucking and licking the black Tushie of Girish,
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| fireguy109- this guy should not exists. A Pbm batuhan who dated Adler to learn coding and got into LFM.
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| Parcel Force: Has like 1 member who never post. They are most likely to be swapped by any new group of faggots.
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| ==The forum bodyguard! Be carefull!==
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| [[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg|thumb|center|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]
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| If you'll be found as a [[baby|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo|guards]] will come to hunt you!
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| ==Forum Categories==
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| [[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|left|The moderator's penis.]]
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| *'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
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| *'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About|how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is]].
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| *'''San Andreas''' - A place where you can be as [[fucktard|special]] as you like without feeling any [[fag|different]]. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
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| *'''The Lounge/General Chat''' - Typically where all the forum [[douchebags]] go when they're not [[Buttsex|screwing]] each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen [[at least 100]] users from [[420 chan]]. Most [[Bullshit|forum drama]] goes down here, so don't be messin.
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| *'''Expression''' - Where [[wigger]] kids post their shitty Photoshopped [[crap|works of art]].
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| *'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole|assholes.]]
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| ==Becoming a Mod==
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| [[Image:Waddysecks.jpg|thumb|right|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]
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| Becoming a [[Mod|moderator]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker|suck]] your way right to the top.
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| # Find mod.
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| # Unzip mod's pants.
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| # Pull out cock.
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| # Suck cock.
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| # Contract [[herpes]]
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| # Eat your own shit for breakfast and post it on the forum.
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| # [[????]]
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| # PROFIT!!!
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| ==Notable Alumni==
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| [[Image:Gtaforumslol.png|thumb|right|Highly educated members such as this one make GTAForums the place to be.]]
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| *'''Slamman''' - [[hippie|Long haired,]] basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't [[orly|shut the fuck up.]] Posed as 17 year-old [[jailbait]] under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like [[over 9000|200,000 posts]], mainly pics of his [[penis]]. After so many years of butt-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of [[hippies|GTA Chronicles]]. Their last site went down the [[hippies|pits]]. Good luck this time [[hippies|GTA Chronicles!]] You'll still have your hands full with Slamman.
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| *'''Juice by Kayla Marie''' - Slamman's alter-ego.
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| *'''Waddy''' - [[lie|Pretty rad guy]] and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r [[lolwut|(It was 28" before the server 'accident'.)]], which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of [[n00bs]]. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful [[whores|girls]] which he [[do not want|tends to daily.]]
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| *'''Justin''' - [[lie|Other rad guy.]]
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| *'''Tank''' - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum [[fucktards]]. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person
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| *'''Asmo''' - Some [[homo]] who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old [[pussy|crybaby]] who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead [[pedophile|he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.]]
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| *'''NameTaken''' - Made of epic failz.
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| *'''Naomi''' - is a [[fag|lovely dudess]] who is trying to look like a little, very small [[no girls on the internet|babe-y]] and always fails with that. That [[wimmins|man]] has [[buttsecks|ass rape]]d many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by [[feminism|being a mother (ass) fucker bitch]]. If you know this person, please [[murder|help him out]].
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| *'''Anuj''' - A [[india|shit-showering cunt]] who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only [[buttsecks|sucking off]] to the official black person Tank. This [[penis|fagghead]] should not exist, he is one of the reasons to [[nazi|fix]] the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "Anuj Srivastava", might be helpfull if you want to [[death|teach him a good lesson about life]].
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| *'''Jimmy-526/Jimmy Thoganda''' - A sad, pathetic excuse of a human being. A chronic liar, that constantly impersonates Josh and has an unhealthy obsession with GTAForums and the LFM. He lives in India an has an unlimited amount of proxy servers. A high class retard.
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| *'''Shayan Shaffey''' - A [[sandnigger]] without a life. He is the best example of incest and must be burned for being a sandnigger.
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Homosexuality]]
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| * [[Buttsecks]]
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| * [[Forum]]
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| * ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''
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| * Jew
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| * [[San Andreas Roleplay]]
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]
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| * [http://gtachronicles.com/forums/ GTAChronicles]
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Get the hell out of GTAF, you retard. Just get a life. And if I find these IP's matching any of these GTAF accounts, then it will be your last day-WADDY
