CloudFlare: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 17:09, 26 November 2011

Cloudflare is a distributed hosting service that is responsible for 90% of ED's and EDF's downtime.

Many a internet h4x0rs have threatened to DDoS ED with ping -f, but they fail to understand that their efforts are actually preferable to Cloudflare's regular behavior.

	“	bill was developing a ddos attack	„
	—lolster1, right before ruination began after the rest of the Anti-ED community finished laughing

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-#redirect [[7 Proxies]]
+[[Image:Cloudflareerror.png|thumb|What your website [[fail|looks like]] with our [[Shit|Cutting edge]] technology]]
+''Cloudflare'' is a [[7 Proxies|distributed hosting service]] that is responsible for 90% of [[ED]]'s and [[EDF]]'s downtime.
+==[[Tony Stark|TECHNOLOGIES]]==
+It uses [[DNS|amazing new technology]] to spread the load between servers, its [[iptables|futuristic intrusion detection systems]] are only comparable to those of [[I_GOT_NORTON|Norton's users'.]]
+The [[scam|paid version]] includes such [[Retarded|amazing]] features as [[LOL|sanitizing user input]] and a feature called "[[Lolwut|EASIEST SSL EVAR]]". The [[Jew gold| pro]] features also include [[Visual_Basic#VB_in_Hollywood|the advanced threat challenge page]] and [[wat|traffic statistics updated every 15 minutes as opposed to 24 hours]]
+[[Image:Cloudflarebackend.png|thumb|Behind the scenes at the Cloudcave]]
+==DDOS==
+Many a [[Bill9929|internet h4x0rs]] have threatened to [[Script Kiddies|DDoS]] ED with [[CSIII|ping -f]], but they fail to understand that their efforts are actually preferable to [[Fail|Cloudflare's regular behavior]].
+{{Quote|bill was developing a ddos attack|[[Lolcow|lolster1]], right before [[Cyberbully|ruination]] began after the [[EDiots|rest of the Anti-ED community]] finished laughing}}