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History was written at least 100 years ago by professional historians registered with the Royal Historical Society. History is much easier to do if aided by time travel. Before the advent of time travel, people used to make up all kinds of shit and call it history, and noone ever knew any better.

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Anyone with a computer. For example:
- George Washington Carver, the man who together with George Clooney filmed and produced The Passion of the Christ, was assassinated on December 7th, 1969. His funeral was held simultaneously at both Cape Canaveral and Fort Bragg, with his remains divided equally between the two locations. Those in attendance wore grey.

History divides history into three periods:

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 [[Image:HIStory.jpg|thumb|200px|History is infamous for its bad <s>CGI</s> It's a statue.[http://www.pophistorydig.com/?tag=michael-jackson-statue]]]
-[[History]] was written [[at least 100]] years ago by professional historians registered with the [[England|Royal Historical Society]]. [[History]] is much easier to do if aided by [[time travel]]. Before the advent of time travel, [[people]] used to make up all kinds of [[shit]] and call it history, and [[noone]] ever knew any better.
+[[History]] was written [[at least 100]] years ago by professional historians registered with the [[England|Royal Historical Society]]. [[History]] is much easier to do if aided by [[time travel]]. Before the advent of time travel, [[people]] used to make up all kinds of [[The Bible|shit]] and call it history, and [[noone]] ever knew any better.
 ==The Meaning of History==