Georgia Varley

Georgia Varley was a 16-year old female from Wirral, England who was killed while attempting to board a moving train in Liverpool. Varley had been with some friends and had, for some unnknown reason, lagged behind them as they boarded the train that would take them home. The train began moving and, with the grace of a tard on skates, she slipped into the space between the train and platform. The train ran over her, killing her. The most tragic part of all being that the train service had to be delayed for an entire 30 minutes following her death.

The shitstorm began at 23:18 EST on 24 October 2011 when a poster (later identified by the alias Magalie Paradis) posted a troll thread on /b/, calling all Anons to assist in trolling a memorial page of Varley. Anonymous quickly took up arms against the dead skank by spamming over 9000 posts onto the memorial wall, royally pissing off every non-/b/tard on the page. Many threatened with the usual charge of allerting the cyber-police to Anon's activities or threatened those involved in the raid with physical violence (see internet tough guy), but like a New York cardstand, Anon stood strong and unwavering.

• Other shit you don't care about:
  • She had a boyfriend named Pierce Sweeny
  • Whoever made the memorial found it necessary to put the sluttiest picture they could find of Varley as the profile photo, leading many to believe that they were trolling nothing less than an absolute skank, which she probably was.
  • Father is Paul Varley, Mother is Paula Varley (because they're really fucking original with names in the UK)

A fine example of not only the quality of work, but of the teamwork that took place.

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