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Club Penguin is one of the easiest sites to troll on the [[internets]]. The two biggest methods of trolling are going to the pizza shop and claiming to be the "manager", which will piss off whatever lonely pedophile or 7-year old claimed the position first. | Club Penguin is one of the easiest sites to troll on the [[internets]]. The two biggest methods of trolling are going to the pizza shop and claiming to be the "manager", which will piss off whatever lonely pedophile or 7-year old claimed the position first. | ||
Throwing [[Cum|snowballs]] at people will piss off low life 12-year old fags. This is also a high method of trolling. Another method is going to the Club Penguin | Throwing [[Cum|snowballs]] at people will piss off low life 12-year old fags. This is also a high method of trolling. Another method is going to the Club Penguin Wiki (inhabited by wild [[faggot |faggots]] and aspies) and replacing random words with "dilda", or uploading [[Goatse]]. LULZ ensue ([http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:JA86att013/The_WIKI_IS_HACKED as proven before]), and [[I'm 12 and what is this?|12 year olds rage.]] | ||
Also, a good youtube acount for you to troll would be [http://www.youtube.com/user/clubpenguinfanatic10 this retard] or [http://www.youtube.com/user/1wordbird1 and this weirdo] Trolling a clubpenguin player is quite easy actually. Just tell them that they are probably [[fat]] (which they are) and that they'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend in real life. | Also, a good youtube acount for you to troll would be [http://www.youtube.com/user/clubpenguinfanatic10 this retard] or [http://www.youtube.com/user/1wordbird1 and this weirdo] Trolling a clubpenguin player is quite easy actually. Just tell them that they are probably [[fat]] (which they are) and that they'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend in real life. | ||
Revision as of 23:33, 23 December 2011
Club Penguin is similar to Habbo, but intended for young and old penguin enthusiasts. Operating as a secret Nazi furry training facility, it will lure your children in with cute cartoon avatars, before turning them onto the pleasures of yiffing.
At least 100 years ago, Club Penguin was invented by Sage Freehaven in an attempt to infest the minds of America's and Canada's youth and promote furfaggotry in public schools. In a matter of days, children were discussing the game on their favorite internet forums. If You ever see your kid playing this game of retard furry men in penguin costumes, you should probably find the nearest camera to record your an-hero.
The Joys of Club Penguin
Club Penguin boasts a wide variety of fun things to do, such as chatting and waddling about. You can also throw snowballs or be lured by a pedophile posing as a hawny 12 y.o.g. back to their igloo to have some cybersex with e-pen0rz 9001 inches long. Other than that, there isn't much to do, besides pretending to eat pizza in virtual pizzerias. Psh, and they say kids these days don't know how to have fun or anything and are complete fat slobs.
A wanna-be Internet vigilante group named #iamthewalrus aggravate the hell out of Club Penguin fansites run by 13 year old boys. Being Anonymous-emulating faggots, they try to carry out "/i/nsurgency-esque raids" by DDoSing shitty forums, trolling kids' flash chats, and posting dox on pre-teens.
If ever prompted by another user to trade MySpace in the game world, immediate direct them to meatspin. They may also be interested in goatse, maybe even tubgirl.
By the way, you won't get banned for saying shit alone in your igloo ass, so please try and fit it into your Club Penguin vocabulary. Expect to be corrected for your naughty language by at least thirty-five 7 year olds.
However, you can't fucking put in any punctuation or numbers, but you can still bypass the "bad word" filters easily.
Club Penguin is also one of Disney's newest furry fuck festivals, in which they recruit your children to be a part of their Jew Furry Empire.
"Slang"
With Club Penguin's harsh filter, how do you think the players get around, and express their feelings, when even the word name is blocked? Here's a guide!
Good-Meaning GOOD AT CYBER PENGUIN SECKS. (Ex: Penguin coming into town area shouting "WHO'S GOOD?")
Ship-Shit.
Crab-Crap.
A word for "Love"-changes VERY often. Some examples- DOVE, MUVV, LOOV, etc.
Hell o Hell. Used when going to edge of screen so the O is not visible. The people who do this are total badasses and get banned withen two seconds.
OWL- Hot. It has been said that hot got to this term because "Hoot" was banned, and owls hoot?
Rare- Used to describe when you are either "OWL" or have items more than a year old.
MO- When retards make their "IGGY" (see below) have a party, and only allow people who are willing to spend $5 a month on pixels.
IGGY-Igloo-Club Penguin's retarded homes.
EGG-when a penguin dresses in all white and goes to the Pet Shop to be adopted by a penguin who lets it follow it around pretending it's still"pregnant" with the "baby" penguin.
PET SHOP-Penguins dress up as babies and have same-size other penguins "adopt" them to "live" in "beds" constructed of a television, a couch, a snowball, and a stick.
Memberships
Club Penguin is also known for its membership feature. With membership, you can buy things such as clothes and furniture. Without membership, you can't do jack shit. It's Furcadia, but for kids! FUCK YEA Some argue that this money is better spent on virtual clothing than pot or pr0n, but these kids will just end up making jenkem to get high regardless. Only desperate animal lovers would pay 5 dollars to get accessories for their penguin avatars anyway, right? Also, this website makes you throw your money out the window for your little brat, who probably never get on clubpenguin, and plays other penguin games like, The penguins of madagascar, or with Sgt Byrd, who comes from the magical beings of Spyro.
Trolling
Club Penguin is one of the easiest sites to troll on the internets. The two biggest methods of trolling are going to the pizza shop and claiming to be the "manager", which will piss off whatever lonely pedophile or 7-year old claimed the position first. Throwing snowballs at people will piss off low life 12-year old fags. This is also a high method of trolling. Another method is going to the Club Penguin Wiki (inhabited by wild faggots and aspies) and replacing random words with "dilda", or uploading Goatse. LULZ ensue (as proven before), and 12 year olds rage. Also, a good youtube acount for you to troll would be this retard or and this weirdo Trolling a clubpenguin player is quite easy actually. Just tell them that they are probably fat (which they are) and that they'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend in real life.
Billybob
Apparently, Billybob (Lane Merrifeild) is the owner & creator of Club Penguin and along with some other peps. Some little fuckers even try to hack his penguin all day (some kids just have nothing better to do these days). It seems if you try to hack his account from a location besides the Club Penguin Office (located in Canada), it will say that his account is banned, its a DAMN Lie! They put that on his account just so it looks like he's banned so you wont attempt to hack him anymore, basically, they're encouraging you to get a life.
E-Dating
Some little kids on Club Penguin even date, Sometimes you might stumble upon 35 year old pedophiles dating 10 year olds, although it's not against the Club Penguin Rules. The Club Penguin Staff were even dumb enough to add a ♥ emote. What do you think the kids are going to do with that? Of course, take advantage and date. They even have cybersexaloe in igloo's by using the emotes. Srsly.
But on the bright side, these kids will eventually appreciate the relationship experience Club Penguin gave them. I mean, typing "say 123 if you want me" is an excellent way to get a girlfriend.
RolePlaying
Similar to e-dating, players often group together in the Pet Shop room, dressing up as babies and asking for someone to "adopt them," sometimes grouping up as siblings. Once a friendly player steps up, all involved will go the the "parent's" igloo for a bit of babyfur roleplay, then proceed to suck the parent's virtual penguin tits. I shit you not.
See Also
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Club Penguin is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Club Penguin is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
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