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Stardew Valley is a boring as shit farming simulator created [[last thursday]] by [[Homosexuality|some faggot]] named ConcernedApe ([[Powerword]]: '''Eric Barone'''). The game starts when [[Lemonparty|your grandpa]] dies, probably of shame at having such a fuckup of a grandson. In revenge, he wills [[you]] his shitty ass farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere so you're tasked with the job of [[do it faggot|fixing it up]]. The game then goes completely off the rails by assuming [[basement dweller|its target demographic]] could try to date one of the 12 available characters that live in Pelican Town [[Pepper Spray|without predictable results]]. | Stardew Valley is a boring as shit farming simulator created [[last thursday]] by [[Homosexuality|some faggot]] named ConcernedApe ([[Powerword]]: '''Eric Barone'''). The game starts when [[Lemonparty|your grandpa]] dies, probably of shame at having such a fuckup of a grandson. In revenge, he wills [[you]] his shitty ass farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere so you're tasked with the job of [[do it faggot|fixing it up]]. The game then goes completely off the rails by assuming [[basement dweller|its target demographic]] could try to date one of the 12 available characters that live in Pelican Town [[Pepper Spray|without predictable results]]. You can date and marry any character [[faggot|regardless of gender]]. | ||
== [[The Game]] == | == [[The Game]] == | ||
Gameplay consists of wandering around | Gameplay consists of wandering around trying to [[Brazil|clear-cut as much of the forest as possible]] to make room for your farm. Because a day in this game is only 15 minutes, you'll race to do this [[meth|until you pass out]]. When you're not both enjoying and destroying the outdoors, you can go to town to meet the villagers you can date. The game adds realism by [[forever alone|not letting you date most of them]]. After [[at least 100]] years, you might have a decent fake farm and [[waifu|wife]] if you avoided [[mistake|picking the Beach Farm map]]. | ||
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Stardew Valley is a boring as shit farming simulator created last thursday by some faggot named ConcernedApe (Powerword: Eric Barone). The game starts when your grandpa dies, probably of shame at having such a fuckup of a grandson. In revenge, he wills you his shitty ass farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere so you're tasked with the job of fixing it up. The game then goes completely off the rails by assuming its target demographic could try to date one of the 12 available characters that live in Pelican Town without predictable results. You can date and marry any character regardless of gender.
Gameplay consists of wandering around trying to clear-cut as much of the forest as possible to make room for your farm. Because a day in this game is only 15 minutes, you'll race to do this until you pass out. When you're not both enjoying and destroying the outdoors, you can go to town to meet the villagers you can date. The game adds realism by not letting you date most of them. After at least 100 years, you might have a decent fake farm and wife if you avoided picking the Beach Farm map.
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