Georgia Varley

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Georgia Varley was a 16-year old female from Wirral, England who was killed whilst attempting to board a moving train in Liverpool. Following a "night-out" spent in the company of friends Varley, for reason(s) unknown, lagged behind the group as they boarded the train that would return them home. The train began moving and, with the grace of a greased-up spastic, she slipped into the gaping-maw betwixt the platform and carriage. The train proceeded to run over her resulting in a spectacularly gory death witnessed by around fifty persons present upon the platform... a number of these later required counselling in order to help them fully appreciate the epic nature of the display they'd experienced. The most tragic aspect of this incident was that the train service then had to be delayed for an entire 30-minutes following Varley's demise.

The shitstorm commenced at 23:18 EST on the 24th October 2011 when a poster (later identified by the alias Magalie Paradis) posted a troll thread on b, calling all Anons to assist in trolling a memorial page of Varley. Anonymous quickly took up arms against the dead skank by spamming over 9000 posts onto the memorial wall; royally pissing off every non-/b/tard on the page. Many threatened to 'drop a dime' and alert the cyber-police to Anon's activities; a number went so far as to threaten those involved in the raid with physical violence (see internet tough guy) but, like a New York cardstand, Anon stood strong and unwavering.

Other shit you don't care about:

• She had a boyfriend named Pierce Sweeny
• Whoever made the memorial found it necessary to put the sluttiest picture they could find of Varley as the profile photo; leading many to believe that they were trolling nothing less than an absolute skank, which she probably was.
• Father is Paul Varley, Mother is Paula Varley (because they're really fucking original with names in the UK)

Memorial Safari

A fine example of not only the quality of work; but also the teamwork that took place...

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External Links

If you wish to contribute to the troll, you may visit the Facebook memorial page here

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