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'''Eric Gaede''' (also known as [[copypasta|Asalieri]], also known as Ass-Celery) is a fat tub of lard that frequents places like [[4chan]] and Encyclopedia Dramatica, takes from their internet reviewer articles (if he doesn't write them on his own), and then posts videos/comments about his thoughts on said internet reviewers (especially [[TGWTG]]). Because of this, he is one of the [[youtube nobodies|biggest meta-guros of youtube]]. There's only one MAJOR problem though, [[coward|he's all bark and no bite]]. | '''Eric Gaede''' (also known as [[copypasta|Asalieri]], also known as Ass-Celery) is a fat tub of lard that frequents places like [[4chan]] and Encyclopedia Dramatica, takes from their internet reviewer articles (if he doesn't write them on his own), and then posts videos/comments about his thoughts on said internet reviewers (especially [[TGWTG]]). Because of this, he is one of the [[youtube nobodies|biggest meta-guros of youtube]]. There's only one MAJOR problem though, [[coward|he's all bark and no bite]]. | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
Asalieri is someone who used to for the most part speak his mind out and give his honest [[hate|opinion]] towards something. Because of this, he's been banned from various circle jerk reviewer group sites (such as Reviewtopia, Blistered Thumbs and TGWTG). Now he makes videos/blogs/etc against these said groups, even though he wanted to be part of them in the first place. | Asalieri is someone who used to for the most part speak his mind out and give his honest [[hate|opinion]] towards something. Because of this, he's been banned from various circle jerk reviewer group sites (such as Reviewtopia, Blistered Thumbs and TGWTG). Now he makes videos/blogs/etc against these said groups, even though he wanted to be part of them in the first place. | ||
==Reviewing a | ==Reviewing a reviewer== | ||
Reviewing a Reviewer (or RaR for short) is a little [[unoriginal|original]] series about him sitting in front of a camera, and reviewing an episode of an another reviewer's show, while throwing a little [[unfunny|humor]] here and there to [[boring|entertain]] the [[idiots|audience]]. Too bad most of his episodes involve the overdone [[Irate Gamer]] and [[Game Dude]], but of course, there's tasteless fucks that loved it. Although there are a few other reviewers he's done. | Reviewing a Reviewer (or RaR for short) is a little [[unoriginal|original]] series about him sitting in front of a camera, and reviewing an episode of an another reviewer's show, while throwing a little [[unfunny|humor]] here and there to [[boring|entertain]] the [[idiots|audience]]. Too bad most of his episodes involve the overdone [[Irate Gamer]] and [[Game Dude]], but of course, there's tasteless fucks that loved it. Although there are a few other reviewers he's done. | ||
===Angry Joe=== | ===Angry Joe=== | ||
Asalieri and [[TGWTG|Angry Joe]] go together like mongooses and snakes. Asalieri can't stand the guy's mug and overacting in his reviews, not to mention being uninformative and seeing himself as a [[bullshit|"voice" for gamers]], there's many other reasons why he hates Joe, but many of those reasons can be found on Joe's article here on ED of course since he probably wrote it anyway. Angry Joe is perfectly aware of Asalieri's existence and [[hate|opinions]], and has banned him from Blistered Thumbs, as well as shuns anyone who is one of his mindless followers. | Asalieri and [[TGWTG|Angry Joe]] go together like mongooses and snakes. Asalieri can't stand the guy's mug and overacting in his reviews, not to mention being uninformative and seeing himself as a [[bullshit|"voice" for gamers]], there's many other reasons why he hates Joe, but many of those reasons can be found on Joe's article here on ED of course since he probably wrote it anyway. Angry Joe is perfectly aware of Asalieri's existence and [[hate|opinions]], and has banned him from Blistered Thumbs, as well as shuns anyone who is one of his mindless followers. | ||
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===AVGN=== | ===AVGN=== | ||
[[100 years ago|A hundred years ago]], Asalieri made two [[shit no one cares about|valid]] videos deconstructing a few of the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]]'s reviews, as a part of his RAR series. In one video, he compared AVGN's declining quality with a lesser-known, yet [[erection|up-and-coming]], OCD nerd [[retro|retro game]] reviewer named Roo. The video was taken down twice by Mike Mattei, AVGN's right-hand man and [[fap|sexual sock puppet]]. Upon this, Asalieri wussed out and called a [[lolwut|truce]] with Mattei -- which instantly drained Mr. Gaede of all credibility, especially in terms of his continual [[baww|spouting]] (at least once per video) that he has no problem [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|calling people on the Internet out on their stupidity]] and [[shit nobody cares about|telling it like it is]]. The other video involved him [[yiffing|riffing]] on the AVGN's horrendous 100th episode alongside Iron Liz's sister [[Metal|Razorfist]], which should have been [[nobody cares|the first part of a final comparison between the AVGN & the Irate Gamer]]. When Mike Mattei saw the video, he proceeded to [[delete fucking everything|take it down]] in order to reminiscence the good old days. Naturally, Asalieri not only wussed out for the second time in a row & made ''another'' goddamned truce with Mattei (because the internet is [[srs bsns]]) but also never made the 'real' comparison video as promised, possibly in fear of Mattei taking it down as well. Way to go buddy. | [[100 years ago|A hundred years ago]], Asalieri made two [[shit no one cares about|valid]] videos deconstructing a few of the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]]'s reviews, as a part of his RAR series. In one video, he compared AVGN's declining quality with a lesser-known, yet [[erection|up-and-coming]], OCD nerd [[retro|retro game]] reviewer named Roo. The video was taken down twice by Mike Mattei, AVGN's right-hand man and [[fap|sexual sock puppet]]. Upon this, Asalieri wussed out and called a [[lolwut|truce]] with Mattei -- which instantly drained Mr. Gaede of all credibility, especially in terms of his continual [[baww|spouting]] (at least once per video) that he has no problem [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|calling people on the Internet out on their stupidity]] and [[shit nobody cares about|telling it like it is]]. The other video involved him [[yiffing|riffing]] on the AVGN's horrendous 100th episode alongside Iron Liz's sister [[Metal|Razorfist]], which should have been [[nobody cares|the first part of a final comparison between the AVGN & the Irate Gamer]]. When Mike Mattei saw the video, he proceeded to [[delete fucking everything|take it down]] in order to reminiscence the good old days. Naturally, Asalieri not only wussed out for the second time in a row & made ''another'' goddamned truce with Mattei (because the internet is [[srs bsns]]) but also never made the 'real' comparison video as promised, possibly in fear of Mattei taking it down as well. Way to go buddy. | ||
== | ==[[Jfreedan]]== | ||
After all that bullcrap with AVGN, all was well and good, for a very short time, until Asalieri met Jfreedan. | |||
Dan called out on of Asalieri's friends (Joey Roo) for being a [[racist]] for using the term [[lol wut|"JRPG"]] by making a [[tl;dw|17 minute]] response video to Roo's JRPG video. This attack infuriated Asalieri and he made a commentary/parody video on that said video. Little did Asalieri knew that Jfreedan had a gigantic god-complex, and decided to take that video down for [[copyright]], [[hypocrite|even though Jfreedan had used Roo's footage in his video]]. Asalieri, being the persistent one that he is, continued with the videos about him, but again they were taken down for the same reason, even if the video in question didn't contain any of Jfreedan's footage, that is until Asalieri's main account gets terminated. This caused a giant shit storm among fans of Asalieri (especially after Jfreedan celebrated his "demise" openly) and they started going after Jfreedan, but they too were swatted like flies. You can find out all about this war and [[Jfreedan]], on his own article, since Asalieri and his drones helped make it. | |||
This [[internet drama|war]] lasts for around 6 months, until once again, the all bark and no bite Asalieri gives up and sucks Jfreedan's [[e-peen]]. This in turn alienates some of Asalieri's fanbase as they wised up and realized that he's a coward. Although there are still [[idiots|fans]] that'll stick to him and let him control their lives (or their tastes at least) to the end, like [[communist|father like son]]. | This [[internet drama|war]] lasts for around 6 months, until once again, the all bark and no bite Asalieri gives up and sucks Jfreedan's [[e-peen]]. This in turn alienates some of Asalieri's fanbase as they wised up and realized that he's a coward. Although there are still [[idiots|fans]] that'll stick to him and let him control their lives (or their tastes at least) to the end, like [[communist|father like son]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[communist]] - His father at least | *[[communist]] - His father at least | ||
*[[copypasta]] | *[[copypasta]] | ||
*[[obesity]] | |||
*[[talentless]] | *[[talentless]] | ||
*[[youtube nobody]] | *[[youtube nobody]] | ||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
*http://www.youtube.com/user/Asalieri2 - His Youtube Channel | *http://www.youtube.com/user/Asalieri2 - His Youtube Channel | ||
*http://www.youtube.com/user/pissedjose - His Pissed Jose Channel | *http://www.youtube.com/user/pissedjose - His Pissed Jose Channel | ||
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Eric Gaede (also known as Asalieri, also known as Ass-Celery) is a fat tub of lard that frequents places like 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica, takes from their internet reviewer articles (if he doesn't write them on his own), and then posts videos/comments about his thoughts on said internet reviewers (especially TGWTG). Because of this, he is one of the biggest meta-guros of youtube. There's only one MAJOR problem though, he's all bark and no bite.
Background
Asalieri is someone who used to for the most part speak his mind out and give his honest opinion towards something. Because of this, he's been banned from various circle jerk reviewer group sites (such as Reviewtopia, Blistered Thumbs and TGWTG). Now he makes videos/blogs/etc against these said groups, even though he wanted to be part of them in the first place.
Reviewing a reviewer
Reviewing a Reviewer (or RaR for short) is a little original series about him sitting in front of a camera, and reviewing an episode of an another reviewer's show, while throwing a little humor here and there to entertain the audience. Too bad most of his episodes involve the overdone Irate Gamer and Game Dude, but of course, there's tasteless fucks that loved it. Although there are a few other reviewers he's done.
Angry Joe
Asalieri and Angry Joe go together like mongooses and snakes. Asalieri can't stand the guy's mug and overacting in his reviews, not to mention being uninformative and seeing himself as a "voice" for gamers, there's many other reasons why he hates Joe, but many of those reasons can be found on Joe's article here on ED of course since he probably wrote it anyway. Angry Joe is perfectly aware of Asalieri's existence and opinions, and has banned him from Blistered Thumbs, as well as shuns anyone who is one of his mindless followers.
Asalieri has created a parody character known as Pissed Jose, who's basically Angry Joe, but even more annoying and is a poor attempt at being funny. Sadly enough, he is more entertaining to watch than Joe will ever be.
AVGN
A hundred years ago, Asalieri made two valid videos deconstructing a few of the Angry Video Game Nerd's reviews, as a part of his RAR series. In one video, he compared AVGN's declining quality with a lesser-known, yet up-and-coming, OCD nerd retro game reviewer named Roo. The video was taken down twice by Mike Mattei, AVGN's right-hand man and sexual sock puppet. Upon this, Asalieri wussed out and called a truce with Mattei -- which instantly drained Mr. Gaede of all credibility, especially in terms of his continual spouting (at least once per video) that he has no problem calling people on the Internet out on their stupidity and telling it like it is. The other video involved him riffing on the AVGN's horrendous 100th episode alongside Iron Liz's sister Razorfist, which should have been the first part of a final comparison between the AVGN & the Irate Gamer. When Mike Mattei saw the video, he proceeded to take it down in order to reminiscence the good old days. Naturally, Asalieri not only wussed out for the second time in a row & made another goddamned truce with Mattei (because the internet is srs bsns) but also never made the 'real' comparison video as promised, possibly in fear of Mattei taking it down as well. Way to go buddy.
After all that bullcrap with AVGN, all was well and good, for a very short time, until Asalieri met Jfreedan.
Dan called out on of Asalieri's friends (Joey Roo) for being a racist for using the term "JRPG" by making a 17 minute response video to Roo's JRPG video. This attack infuriated Asalieri and he made a commentary/parody video on that said video. Little did Asalieri knew that Jfreedan had a gigantic god-complex, and decided to take that video down for copyright, even though Jfreedan had used Roo's footage in his video. Asalieri, being the persistent one that he is, continued with the videos about him, but again they were taken down for the same reason, even if the video in question didn't contain any of Jfreedan's footage, that is until Asalieri's main account gets terminated. This caused a giant shit storm among fans of Asalieri (especially after Jfreedan celebrated his "demise" openly) and they started going after Jfreedan, but they too were swatted like flies. You can find out all about this war and Jfreedan, on his own article, since Asalieri and his drones helped make it.
This war lasts for around 6 months, until once again, the all bark and no bite Asalieri gives up and sucks Jfreedan's e-peen. This in turn alienates some of Asalieri's fanbase as they wised up and realized that he's a coward. Although there are still fans that'll stick to him and let him control their lives (or their tastes at least) to the end, like father like son.
See Also
- communist - His father at least
- copypasta
- obesity
- talentless
- youtube nobody
Links
- http://www.youtube.com/user/Asalieri2 - His Youtube Channel
- http://www.youtube.com/user/pissedjose - His Pissed Jose Channel