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| [[File:billymaysthumbsup.jpg|thumb|[[Billy Mays|ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER!]]]]
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| '''Amanda Todd''' was a [[16-year-old girl|15-year-old]] [[Canada|Canadian]] half-breed [[camwhore]] who became [[an hero]] after being overcome by an addiction to bleach - although [[some argue]] [[fact|she used it to wash away the taste of all the cocks she sucked while in high school]]. As a young and whorish 12-year-old, she flashed her tits over webcam to a [[pedo|friend]]. Being the [[sick fuck|great guy]] he is, he [[lulz|posted her nudes all over the Internet]], prompting Todd to do the [[kill yourself|right thing]]. Her suicide has since provided excuses for thousands of faggots on shitty sites like [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]] to [[Robbie Farah|pretend to be against bullying]]. They respond to anyone who disagrees with them with [[hypocrisy|ad hominem attacks and intimidation]].
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| ==Story==
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| [[File:Facebook noods suicide girl.JPG|thumb|right|We are all going to hell.]]
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| [[File:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the 2012 [[Golden iPod]] award.]]
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| [[File:Girl_actually_drinking_bleach.jpg|thumb|right|Amanda has inspired a movement and we are all grateful.]]
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| In a nutshell, Amanda Todd was a girl whose [[Attention whore|lust for attention]] was so unquenchable that [[I did it for the lulz|she died for it]]. Even by the [[jailbait|tender age]] of 15, she had been cam-whoring for about three years - willfully and illegally [[GOTIS|posting noodz of herself on the web]] for pedos and rapists alike to enjoy. Whatever traces of dignity she had left were tested [[last Thursday]] when a [[troll]] used one or more of these photos as profile pictures on some fake {{twitter|manda_todd|social media profiles}}. Amanda went on to BAW about this by creating a very [[emo]] viral video.
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| {{quote|During her nine-minute video, Todd explained via hand-written notes that while in Grade 7, she was [[Chris_Hansen|lured]] by an unidentified male to expose her breasts via webcam. One year later, she said she received a message from a man on Facebook threatening that if she didn't give him a show, he would send the webcam picture to her friends and family.|[http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/canada/death-of-bullied-bc-girl-who-told-her-story-via-youtube-sets-off-police-probe-173930281.html Local newz]}}
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| During her shitty unoriginal video, Amanda also mentions how she [[whore|fucked a guy, knowing full well that he already had a girlfriend]]. This story has touched thousands of [[Charlotte Dawson|fake whores]] worldwide, leading to a movement in Todd's honor.
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| ==Backlash==
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| About a month before becoming an hero, Todd posted an emo video on [[Jewtube]] about [[First World Problems|her struggles]] dealing with cyberbullying, or as some would call it, '''taking responsibility for one's actions'''. It has since become a viral hit, with hundreds of thousands of Internet nobodies crawling out of the woodwork to support her cause, similar to [[Michael Jackson]]'s popularity after death. In the video description, Amanda Todd writes a hopeful and defiant paragraph about how [[Unrealistic expectations|she will overcome the odds]].
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| {{quote|I'm still here, aren't I?|Amanda Todd, being ironic.}}
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| Many thousands of supporters have voiced their concerns over Amanda's death, citing the [[Internet Hate Machine]] as the cause of this unnecessary [[And nothing of value was lost|loss of life]]. They like to spam related videos with comments reminding the world that Amanda was an angel; pure and benevolent, although in the wake of her death a simple [[Google|googling]] of her name would yield the [[CP]] she created, and was oddly enough hosted on "family-friendly" sites like [[FunnyJunk]] and [[Memegenerator]].
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| [[File:Amanda-todd-4chan.jpg|center|frame|Ask for the pictures on [[4chan]].]]
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| ===Related media===
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| {{frame|{{videoframe|background-color: #999999;|font-weight: bold;|
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| |<youtube>kgc23Z3LHRo</youtube><br/><center>It's [[No|safe]] around [[children]].</center>
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| |<youtube>AZ6Ex8E1q50</youtube><br/><center>Drink the bleach. It's simple [[Retard|logic]].</center>}}|border=#999999|background=#999999}}
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| ==Copypasta==
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| {{cs2|belair|Bel-Air|
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| <pre>
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| Now this is the story all about how
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| My life got ruined, turned upside down
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| And I'd like to take your penis up straight in my butt
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| I'll tell you how I became the whore known as Amanda Todd
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| In West Vancouver born and raised
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| On the tinychat rooms I spent most of my days
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| Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
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| And all showing some tits to see old stallions drool
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| When a couple of stallions, who were up to no good
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| Started making trouble
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| in my neighborhood
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| I got in one little fight and my mom held a speech
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| And said "You're going up yo room now and drink some more bleach"
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| I started doing drugs while slitting my wrist
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| while ponies texted "be an hero, it's all that we insist"
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| If anything I felt the razor gave me pleasure
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| But I couldn't carry on, I couldn't stand the pressure
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| I got fed up of one little hater
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| And I yelled to the bullies "Yo, cunts smell you later!"
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| I sighed to myself, I had nowhere to go
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| so I pulled out a rope and became an hero
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| </pre>|0}}
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| {{cs2|ShitisSoCash|Shit is So Cash|
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| <pre>
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| Hey Faggots,
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| My name is Amanda, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are respectful human beings who don’t camwhore all day and fuck other people’s boyfriends. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dick or people to fap to you? I mean guess it’s fun not being a total teenage slut, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being in a longterm monogamous relationship and not being a crying attention whore.
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| Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot all over my tits or your tissue. I’m pretty much perfect. I was I fucked all my guys friends, and camwhored for everyone else. What drugs do you take, other than “none because you’d rather not be a retard”. My parents don’t love me, and I have this sweet bottle of bleach (I just drank one; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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| Pic Related: It’s me and my bleach
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| </pre>|0}}
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| {{cs2|InternetToughGuy|Internet Tough Guy|
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| <pre>
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| What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope, You fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I'm fucking dead kiddo.
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| =====Alternative=====
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| What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I had sex with most of my class in middle school, and I've been involved in numerous private shows on tinychat, and I have over 300 confirmed nudes. I'm trained in gorilla whorefare and I'm top stripper in the entire canadian internet. You're nothing to me but just another viewer.
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| i will pull my tits the fuck out precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of news stations across Canada and my story is being told right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your news feed. I'm fucking dead, kid. I can drink bleach anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bleached hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed clothing removal, but I have access to the entire cabnent of cleaning materials and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have screenshot those fucking nudes. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now I'm paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pour bleach all over me and I will drown in it. I'm fucking dead, kiddo.
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Cancermangetspwned.gif
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| Image:Amandatodd_OBEY_swag.png
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| Image: Amanda todd yolo swag-2.png|You only live once.
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| Image:AMANDA TDD WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:BLEACH.png
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| Image:Amanda template.png|The Amanda Todd [[Exploitable]].
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| Image:Amanda template 2.png|Another one.
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| Image:A todd exploitable 3.jpg|And another.
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| Image:Amanda 2.jpg
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| Image:bleachmartini.jpg|Brb Bleach cocktail
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| File:RIP Amanda Todd lel.jpeg|If only you were 2 years older..
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| Image:Amanda todd brand Clorox.jpg
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| Image:Amanda Todd Clorox ad.jpg
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| Image:Amanda-todd-victim.jpg|Totally the victim here
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| Image:RacismAmanda.jpg|Amanda, being a pretty dead white girl, gets all the attention.
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| Image:Bleach%27s_so_cash.jpg|[[So Cash|Shit's So Cash]]
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| Image:Amandatoddbleach.jpg
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| Image:Trollingamandatodd.jpg|[[You]]
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| Image:Kidaskingfortits.jpg|The culprit.
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| Image:Konyamandabandwagon.jpg|HOP RIGHT IN!!
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| Image:A tod SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS.jpg|[[SHOTS|SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS]]
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| Image:Amandatoddadvice.jpg
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| Image:A tod dbutt.jpg|[[DICK BUTT]]
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| Image:Amanda-Todd-Zombie.jpeg
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| Image:RIP_Amanda_Todd.gif|I cry every time.
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| Image:Bad luck brian amanda todd.jpg| DRINKS BLEACH - LIVES.
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| Image:Amanda Todd Bully.png
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| Image:Hitler Amanda.jpg|[[Hitler]] gets [[raeg|envious]] that he does not receive the same treatment.
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| Image:Wheres hitlers page A Todd.png
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| Image:Titanic Bandwagon Amanda Todd.jpg
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| Image:Grand theft toddo.jpg|Amanda's favorite video game.
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| Image:Amanda Todd pokemon.png|[[Pokémon|Gotta Bleach Em' All!]]
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| Image:Metatodd pokemn amanda todd.jpg
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| Image:AmandaTodd YT product placement.jpg|Targeted Advertising at its finest.
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| Image:A todd product placement 2.jpg
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| Image:Yourinabetterplace.jpg|[[Your|fly! <3]]
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| image:Assorted Bleach.jpg
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| File:Bleachmartini.jpg
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| File:Suicide squad.jpg
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| </gallery>|}}
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| == See also ==
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| * [[16 year old girl]]
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| * [[An hero]]
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| * [[Suicide]]
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| * [[Canada]]
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| * [[Generation Z]]
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| * [[Asking for it]]
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| * [[Attention Whore]]
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| * [[Camwhore]]
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| * [[Child porn]]
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| * [[Jailbait]]
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| * [[Kony2012]]
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| * [[Mitchell Henderson]]
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| * [[Pedophilia]]
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| * [[Randy Robert Stair]] Wanted to be a [[16 year old girl]] and killed himself believing he'd be resurrected as one.
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| * [[Tyler Clementi]]
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| * [[Elliot Rodger]] - another half-breed that became an hero, but killed people along the way
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| == External links ==
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| *{{twitter|manda_todd|Amanda Todd (parody) Twitter}}
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| *{{myspace|447767087|Amanda Todd's MySpace}}
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| *{{facebook|UsersReportAbusers}} aka Amanda Todd Reporting Team
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| *{{pastebin|X4pd8bLM|Supposed dox on the guy who blackmailed her}} ([http://www.anonb.in/index.php?show=246 Backup])<br/>
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| *'''[http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2012/10/17/amanda_todd_suicide_did_anonymous_dox_the_wrong_guy.html Anonymous doxes the wrong guy]''' - Says "meh, close enough"<br/>
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| *'''[http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/12/world/americas/canada-teen-bullying/index.html CNN on the story.]''' - Note the cleaned up language and skirting around of her whorishness.
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| *{{fbul|UsersReportAbusers|Facebook snitch squad}} - Snitches get stiches
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sumb3GYuAT8 Amanda Todd's theme song]
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| *[http://hotgirlsus.blogspot.ca/2012/10/amanda-todd-story.html]
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| *[https://philipjrose.wordpress.com/tag/flash/page/2/]
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| {{timeline|Featured article October 15 & 16, [[2012]]|[[Mario Laudicina]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2012 Elections]]}}
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