Awesome Cougars

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They really are awesome.

AwesomeCougars is the home of Anonymous Free Radio. In leyman's terms this means that anyone with the time and the inclination is able to push their shitty taste in music on those faggoty enough to listen to it, however in reality this was the birthplace of many of the best DJs of the modern age, including Moby and Fatman Slim. The previous statement is the truth, and in fact lots of good stuff came from Awesome Cougars. The awesome thing about Awesome Cougars is that absolutely anyone can be a part of it. Shockingly, this has led to the service being abused.

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The Technical Shit

Both servers support MPEG encoded streams up to 320kbps and have a maximum of 999 listener slots which are often might one day be filled. If you have any idea whatsoever about this stuff and care to expand, please do.

• Derp
  • IP: 75.75.226.57
  • PORT: 9001
  • Listen: http://75.75.226.57:9001/listen.pls
  • Web listen: http://listen.derp.in/

True story

• Herp
  • IP: 75.75.226.57
  • PORT: 9003
  • Listen: http://75.75.226.57:9003/listen.pls
  • Web listen: http://listen2.derp.in/

Current DJ Pass: derpstep

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This user thinks he beat GRIDS

A technical point of contention between many (as in, all 7) users of the site is the prevalence of mixing tools such as Virtual DJ, as this is considered fake DJing, as it takes what nonexistant skill exists in choosing, then playing music in a proficient manner and makes a further mockery of them.

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Dubstep seems to be the single incessant droning mass of ear rape that has proved most popular on the board, mostly because this is what basement dwellers think real live DJs play and by making a feeble attempt on last.fm's retarded cousin they think that they may too get pussy and bro love from the homiez. This would be incredibly tragic, were there a whole cabal of internet dwelling music retards who thought that this was the way to go, however the (possibly even sadder) truth of the matter is that the entire "DJ" population of Awesome Cougars consists of the same 3 people, droning away with all the time in the world. Incidentally, it has been known that the occasional awesome person will stumble upon the site, thus giving some respite from the gut wrenching monotony. These people do not generally last long.

Boards

Where there's shit, there's a board.

SFW Boards

• Cooking - New Cooking board for fat people.
• Drawing - A board for the drawfags. Features Shi-Painter.
• Music, Radio & DJ discussion - Discussion about music, virtual DJ, and other radio related subjects. Also this is the place to discuss the quality of the DJ's you heard on the stream.
• DJ Avatars - DJ's upload their totally awesome pictures so that everyone can see their lolcat/ganja leaf whilst they're streaming their totally awesome and relevant music!.
• Music Uploads - Faggots hear a song they like, then they beg the DJ to upload it for them. One post.

NSFW

Like every other *chan , non-worksafe boards are mandatory. Unlike every awedsome chan with a seperate board for every fetish you can think of, AwesomeCougars keeps it simple with just three NSFW boards /b/, /pron/ and /f/. /pron/ was later removed because of admins being tired of people posting too much spam on the board, basicly making it a second /b/. It was replaced with the SFW board /c/ooking. All boards are now SFW in a doomed-to-fail attempt to make the website more "family friendly."

• Random General Discussion - The leading board in traffic, winning the race at 1 post per day. Possibly due to those who are new at the internet confusing it for being attached to a certain imageboard which shall remain nameless.
• Drugs - It is a mystery ┐(ﾟ∀ﾟ)┌
• Flash - Post not very good flashy loops, games, and other shit here.

Residents

A list of people, not(very good) DJs, just people who play songs on some website.

ZIGGY Concarne Von Stratunberg R.I.P. ZlGGY 1982-2010. He lived as he died: drunk in a ditch in Red Deer, Alberta. Some say they can still see him in IRC, but they're fucking nits and need to be hammerfisted.

• Wedfard ABANDONED THE STATION TO GO BE A COP FUCK YOU MAN WE DON'T NEED YOU
• Kirby3
• phuL
• Chocobro
• puppi
• GreenCarrot Missing
• F40PH
• Cptcarrot (famous for having sex with kangaroos and drop bears - is also a giant dong Missing
• Mitchy
• Nowai
• eBonnie
• VickyBit (this fag can also be found at his shitty website [1]) Abandoned us
• skoobadoop (lovable and has great taste in music)
• Kha (Chiptune and furfagcore)
• [wtf]eric (quality dupstep)
• Cunty aka Zapruderpedro (quite the celebrity on AC, famous for making Glasgow smile, warface and Vertigo)
• Triex (famous for cheating on a girl who he was using to cheat on another girl etc and being overly awesome) Missing
• GPS (faggot who got his streaming rights revoked)
• vluhd (gigantic faggot who never leaves)

All cool people, all with mediocre taste. You should check their shit out.

See Also

• Trying Too Hard
• Last.fm
• DJ

External Links

• Awesome Cougars Homepage
• DERP
• European version which redirects to American version for no good reason.
• Global Noises, sponsors of Awesome Cougars
• irc.rizon.net #AwesomeCougars is their IRC.
• Stats for their IRC channel.
• Awesome Cougars' one and only TC channel.