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Loki Blackfang (known to friends and family as Sylvia Clarice Taiko Reiff) was a proud transsexual sodomite and rampant member of the furry fandom, who went on to provide proof that there is a supernatural guardian when he and a fellow fur were promptly removed from the Earth after an automobile accident of comical proportions. A true blessing the occurrence was, as not only did it remove Loki and his bum-drilling ways, but another disgusting fur as well. Utterly devastated, Loki's "mate" Kaza, being slightly smarter than the average fur, used her timely passing as a flawlessly executed excuse to solicit money and various other favors from numerous FurAffinity users. Said users then began tirelessly licking Loki's metaphorical asshole (remember, his real anus was severed with the rest of his body) despite not knowing his unimportance during his, thankfully brief, time on Earth.
Is a wonderful person.
We all love you Loki and Vex
